Sandman
Windjammers World Champion
I love going into "NO CHEAP RO/GRAB" rooms and just troll the fuck out of everyone with Astaroth in Aeon's stage.
So I saw a room the other night called "NO CHEATING!!!" and joined it. Saw that the host had a mic, and prepped for awesomeness. I turned my mic on and said, "So I take it there's no ringouts, right?" He goes, "Well no, if you ring someone out by ACCIDENT, that's OK, just make sure you say you're sorry, or I'll think you did it on purpose. Obviously no intentional ringouts though." I'm like, "Yeah, I'm not a fucking asshole, I would NEVER do that." Guy goes, "One more thing, there is NO SWEARING in my room, I'm a Christian." I was like, "Oh, sorry, didn't mean to swear, I apologize. No spamming either, right?" He goes, "Dude, come on, of course there's no spamming." I go, "Okay."
So then it's my turn to play, and I just say something like, "One more question. Um, have you heard?" and proceed with the usual bird antics. He ragequit the universe after about 40 seconds.