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I've learned to love my PS3 Slim.

Saving Watchmen, some Zombie movies and both seasons of Megas XLR from my USB to my PS3's HD...made my day.

Just wait til I start using Orb.
 
Ghengis_John said:
BTW psylo, what nerdy RPG is it?
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Sacred 2: Fallen Angel

This game is the shit. I'm so addicted because it's what you would get if you mashed D2 and WoW together and added a level cap of 200... plus I love knocking out like 50 quests in one night while I'm stoned out of my gourd.
 
Kids nowadays don't realise how lucky they are when it comes to porn. They can switch on the computer and have vast amounts in seconds.

When I was a kid I used to get instant wood when I typed the digits 5318008 into a calculator.
 
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Psylocide said:
And my life shall end....



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You should prep your bride now. Encourage her to spend some leisure time; to take long baths while you prepare her a refreshing beverage, to go out with friends and pamper herself. After all, life is short and we deserve a bit of reward for all of our labor under the sun.

...and then Diablo III comes out. The pampering of your bride will not negate her agitation towards you for having an electronic affair with the other love of your life, but it will allow you to say that this should be a relationship based on equality, and just as you wish for her to have all that she wants in life (large and small, grand and miniscule); you would like to enjoy these few moments with your simple past time. :)
 
Yeah, and after all that... I'll end up making her dinner and watching He's just Not that into You.

/where'dmymanhoodgo
 
The other day I saw a magic beanstalk, so I decided to climb it. As I went up, I saw the ugliest woman you've ever seen naked on a leaf.
She said "Come have sex with me, or climb higher to success."
Without thinking, I carried on climbing. The next woman I saw wasn't bad. I mean, you would do her, but you wouldn't brag about it.
She too beckoned to me saying "Come have sex with me, or climb higher to success."
So again, I carried on climbing. The next woman I saw was beautiful, I mean, really really hot.
She said "Come have sex with me, or climb higher to success."
I could only think of what the next woman would be like, so carried on climbing, and was shocked to see an old man stood on a leaf naked.
I was so outraged I said "Who the fuck are you?".
He replied "I'm Cess."
 
Madnis said:
oh yeah, what was the one where you get head and then after you jizz you punch her in the stomach? truly sad the fetishes of some people.
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I believe that one's called "there's a last time for everything."

Psylocide said:
^ Troof lol.

I had to stick to "The fuzzy channels" before the internetz really blew up.
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There was one night they actually forgot/stopped scrambling said channels on my cable. I hit record and popped in a tape. Just a couple weeks later mom found the tape. Needless to say wasn't nobody happy she found that.
 
Ghengis_John said:
I believe that one's called "there's a last time for everything."
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actually, that was the iron dragon. for some odd reason i was thinking of the mexican avalanche and just completely got everything twisted. see when you punch her in the stomach the semen is supposed to blow out her mouth or was it her nose? i forget...

but yo.. mexican avalanche... now that's just mean. so unnecessary.
 
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