Are you afraid of the law?

HolyForce

HolyForce

I will show you...
I took another speeding ticket to court (yeh, I need to invest in a radar detector).

I failed to appear at the first hearing.

The judge asked me why I didn't show up for my first hearing.

I told him "I was playing Soul Calibur 4 on my Xbox 360".

He said, "Excuse me, you were doing what?"

I said, "pwnin nubz"

True story.

Judge was pissy during the entire deal.

I owe my muncipal court $149 now.

What makes this even better?

They asked if I could pay now. I took the cash out of my wallet, put it back, and said; "no, you'll have to send me an invoice".

I have now made a mortal enemy out of one Judge Jim Lane.
 
If the fine is that high you should just TC under it.

It's what you call "Whiff punish"

Seriously though you've got some guts. What I don't understand is why you'd purposefully antagonize them unless you were trying to get a mistrial.
 
HolyForce said:
I took another speeding ticket to court (yeh, I need to invest in a radar detector).

I failed to appear at the first hearing.

The judge asked me why I didn't show up for my first hearing.

I told him "I was playing Soul Calibur 4 on my Xbox 360".

He said, "Excuse me, you were doing what?"

I said, "pwnin nubz"

True story.

Judge was pissy during the entire deal.

I owe my muncipal court $149 now.

What makes this even better?

They asked if I could pay now. I took the cash out of my wallet, put it back, and said; "no, you'll have to send me an invoice".

I have now made a mortal enemy out of one Judge Jim Lane.
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Awesome just awesome man. Judges are prickes high on power so rub it in.
 
Suirad said:
If the fine is that high you should just TC under it.

It's what you call "Whiff punish"

Seriously though you've got some guts. What I don't understand is why you'd purposefully antagonize them unless you were trying to get a mistrial.
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I answered his questions with validity. It's not my fault if he cannot understand them.

lol @ tc'ing
 
HolyForce said:
I took another speeding ticket to court (yeh, I need to invest in a radar detector).

I failed to appear at the first hearing.

The judge asked me why I didn't show up for my first hearing.

I told him "I was playing Soul Calibur 4 on my Xbox 360".

He said, "Excuse me, you were doing what?"

I said, "pwnin nubz"

True story.

Judge was pissy during the entire deal.

I owe my muncipal court $149 now.

What makes this even better?

They asked if I could pay now. I took the cash out of my wallet, put it back, and said; "no, you'll have to send me an invoice".

I have now made a mortal enemy out of one Judge Jim Lane.
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You're the kind of guy that jams up the courts by half-assing a fight against a measly ticket. You force people with real cases to wait around all day while you make it all about yourself. Pay the fine, stop getting caught speeding, and get over yourself.
 
Qshimitsu said:
You're the kind of guy that jams up the courts by half-assing a fight against a measly ticket. You force people with real cases to wait around all day while you make it all about yourself. Pay the fine, stop getting caught speeding, and get over yourself.
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Pay your ex-whore her money for your crotch spawns and you wouldn't have to go to court and ruin my good time.

KDZaster said:
Sounds like HolyForce is an asshole.
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THAT MUST BE IT!!!
 
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