Alex.J
[14] Master
ACT 1: The Birth of a Fiddler Crab
Susan Hines was a simple girl. She sometimes would lay in the sun for hours. Since It gave her a lovely burnt glow everyone appreciated. She spent many days eating Marijuana sandwiches. And one of her favorite hobbies was becoming black out drunk and singing Jessie's Girl. But one day she decided to do something new. Something she would regret for the rest of her life. Play video-games.....
At first, playing Soul Calibur 5 went very well for her. She would create a lobby where everyone would lose to her and tell her how amazing she was. This ritual went on for a few months until pure evil came her way, Marginal and Alex.J. These two men were the embodiment of evil. Marginal did not play by the rules. He did the unthinkable and won a video-game against a female. as for Alex.J, he liked to cuss and point out the obvious. He would talk shit to her even when it was obvious she was completely innocent. Her bubble of happiness was being popped right in front of her. She had enough of this and had to do something.
She knew both nerds would be at Evo2014, so she devised an ingenious plan. When the day of Evo arrived, she saw Alex.J smugly talking to people. She confronted Alex.J and asked him if he would talk trash to her face. Alex.J cowered in fear and was unable to respond. Since Alex.J was only brave when he had a computer in front of him. He was clearly a loser who could never get women. It was also evident to Susan that Alex had a small penis. This was the clear reason for why he insulted women and gave her such a hard time. This didn't stop Susan though, she snapped her fingers and her boyfriend began brutally beating Alex.J. Punch after punch, Alex.J took it like a bitch. After 30 seconds, he lied in a pool of his own blood and Susan smiled with happiness. She only had one target left, Marginal.
Only 5 minutes later she saw Marginal sitting in a chair since he was old and decrepit. Marginal worked at a coy fish nursery and was only a few years away from retirement age. He was almost completely bald and had the thickest glasses one could buy. Susan could also tell that Marginal lashed out at women due to having a small penis. Susan passionately asked him why he won against a girl. Marginal responded with "what?" Then Susan proceeded to slap the shit out of him.
Her goal was complete and her plan was a success. While leaving the tournament with her boyfriend, she saw multiple cop cars in front of her. They began to put her in handcuffs and she had an epiphany. Which was her plan wasn't genius because it was illegal. She was now going to prison.
Susan Hines was a simple girl. She sometimes would lay in the sun for hours. Since It gave her a lovely burnt glow everyone appreciated. She spent many days eating Marijuana sandwiches. And one of her favorite hobbies was becoming black out drunk and singing Jessie's Girl. But one day she decided to do something new. Something she would regret for the rest of her life. Play video-games.....
At first, playing Soul Calibur 5 went very well for her. She would create a lobby where everyone would lose to her and tell her how amazing she was. This ritual went on for a few months until pure evil came her way, Marginal and Alex.J. These two men were the embodiment of evil. Marginal did not play by the rules. He did the unthinkable and won a video-game against a female. as for Alex.J, he liked to cuss and point out the obvious. He would talk shit to her even when it was obvious she was completely innocent. Her bubble of happiness was being popped right in front of her. She had enough of this and had to do something.
She knew both nerds would be at Evo2014, so she devised an ingenious plan. When the day of Evo arrived, she saw Alex.J smugly talking to people. She confronted Alex.J and asked him if he would talk trash to her face. Alex.J cowered in fear and was unable to respond. Since Alex.J was only brave when he had a computer in front of him. He was clearly a loser who could never get women. It was also evident to Susan that Alex had a small penis. This was the clear reason for why he insulted women and gave her such a hard time. This didn't stop Susan though, she snapped her fingers and her boyfriend began brutally beating Alex.J. Punch after punch, Alex.J took it like a bitch. After 30 seconds, he lied in a pool of his own blood and Susan smiled with happiness. She only had one target left, Marginal.
Only 5 minutes later she saw Marginal sitting in a chair since he was old and decrepit. Marginal worked at a coy fish nursery and was only a few years away from retirement age. He was almost completely bald and had the thickest glasses one could buy. Susan could also tell that Marginal lashed out at women due to having a small penis. Susan passionately asked him why he won against a girl. Marginal responded with "what?" Then Susan proceeded to slap the shit out of him.
Her goal was complete and her plan was a success. While leaving the tournament with her boyfriend, she saw multiple cop cars in front of her. They began to put her in handcuffs and she had an epiphany. Which was her plan wasn't genius because it was illegal. She was now going to prison.
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