if the sould calibur characters had jobs

Maxi- Elvis Impersonator
Reposting mines from previous thread

Hwang- Army recruiter

Yun-Seong- Breakdance instructor, Hip Hop historian

Seong Mi-Na- School Teacher

Cervantes- Cruise Ship Captain

Pyrrha- Counselor

Cassandra- Gymnastic instructor, Trampoline instructor, Trainer, or Pro Wrestler

Talim- Priestess

Amy- IT person or leader of Geek Squad

Mitsurugi- MMA Fighter

Yoshimitsu- Bounty Hunter or Missionary
 
Aeon - Pet :3
Algol - Underwear model
Amy - Dancer
Astaroth - Some physical labor
Cassandra - Matchmaker ("You're so not his type.")
Cervantes - Critic ("ENTERTAIN ME!")
Dampierre - Master criminal
Edge Master - Stunt double
Hilde - Soldier
Ivy - Sex-ed teacher
Kilik - Excorsist-performing person (whatever they're called. He can channel powers into Kali Yuga)
Maxi - Pop star (with that hair)
Mitsurugi - Farmer (he took up farming canonically)
Natsu - Illusionist/escape artist
Nightmare - Carnival side show
Patroklos - Professional troll
Pyrrha - Person who writes apology cards
Raphael - Dance instructor
Rock - Forest ranger
Seong Mi-na - Pole dancer
Setsuka - Counsellor (she does so in one ending)
Siegfried - Jeweller
Sophitia - Victoria's Secret model
Taki - Dominatrix (she invented latex bodysuits)
Talim - Priestess
Tira - Circus performer (Cirque du Soleil)
Viola - Psychic
Voldo - Contortionist
Xianghua - Voice actor for squeak toys
Xiba - Fireman (dem pole skills? Plus Xiba style firefighter CaS)
Yoshimitsu - Helicopter
Yun-seong - Ultra cocky sports player
Zasalamel - Historian
ZWEI - Dog whisperer
 
Patroklos the doctor-
Pat: So what seems to be the problem today?
Sickly person: Well my throat hurts... and I feel hot.
Pat: Do you think it can be liked to Soul Edge?
Sickly Person: Um.. no, I think its the flu.
Pat: You look pale!
Sickly Person: I know.
Pat: You must be a malfested!
Sickly Person: what?
Pat: WHERES MY SISTER?!
Sickly Person: I have no idea.
Pat: THIS IS FOR JUSTICE! 236236A+B+K
 
Amy - Some rich girl

Cervantes - ghost in a fake ghost ship

Ivy - Drill Sergeant

Mitsurugi - bum (and later jail for fighting someone for a sandwich)

Nightmare - Renaissance fair knight

Patroklos - Play Girl magazine model

Pyrrha - Waitress or hostess

Sophitia -Super Nanny!!

Tira -Detective (playing as both the bad cop and good cop!)

Xianghua - Judge "you've been hear found guilty for Murder and Rape.... Just Kidding!"

Yoshimitsu - Sushi Chef or Starbucks Manager
 
Ivy: Foxy boxing boxer

Talim: Pro boxer, Yoga instructor, or Drama Teacher

I'm only going to do two guys.

Talim the pro boxer...

After Talim finish connecting with the wind. She headed outside for a jog and a visit to the local health club. Talim treated her body like a temple for someone so young. She didn't have any muscle, but her body was very tone. Talim enters the health cover in some sweat. Talim followed her usually routine from stretchers, squats, and running a little bit more. Then shockingly she got to her favorite part of her routine boxing. She enjoyed just taking her anger out on the heavy bag. But today was going to be a different than her usual pounding of the bag.

THUD! THUD! THUD! Talim assault the bag at blinding speeds with her green gloves. She kept her arms at a steady pace. She wasn't that bad. She was the only girl in the boxing arena of the health club anyways. Her performance caught the eye of the many men in the gym. They actually stop what they were doing and started to wish and catcall. One of them said," All right look at the little girly hitting the bag."

"Sigh...Men...Stay focus Talim." Talim tried to drown them out.

The men became very interested in Talim. One of them walked up and push the bag and threw off her rhythm. " Oops. I'm sorry WonderGirl." He laughs thinking it was funny. His buddies laugh with him.

"Excuse me...Why did you do that? I'm just trying to workout." Talim asked respectfully.

" Why don't you get in the ring WonderGirl? We can help you out." The guy had a cheeky grin.

" I better just play along for now." Talim thought they would go away after sparring with them for a bit. She gets into the ring wearing gray sweatpants and a green sport bra. Her opponent would be the same guy that got in hsi way. He had tan skin, blue trunks, and red gloves.

" You need a mouthpiece and headgear sweetie, I don't want you to lose your teeth or mess up your pretty face." The guy kept smiling. It was kind of getting annoying.

" Oh...okay. I never done this before." As the words escape Talim's mouth, all the men in the boxing area of the health club blew up laughing. The men give her what she needed though. Red headgear and a white mouthpiece.

" You ready mama?" He pounds his gloves.

"Uh...yeah?" Talim responded getting into her best boxing stance.

*DING*

The bell sounded...This won't last long....

* 2 minute later*

The guy was already on his back and called it quits after that." No more! No more! You win!" His face was slightly bruised and bloody. His buddies and the rest of the men were shocked.

" Okay." She starts to take off the headgear and gloves.

" Hey kid...would you like a job boxing? It pays well..." A man appear before the crowd Talim and the other guy she fought gathered. He was very old and had a small afro.

"Uh...okay. Who are you?" Talim got bad vibes from this guy.

" Call me king kid. I'll make you a star." King spoke with a clam voice.

" All right, I'll give you a shot." Talim goes with King.

TBC...

(Sorry if this was kind of rush. I just wanted to join in one the fun. I'll do Talim vs. Ivy later.)


 
Xianghua the Lawyer

Xianghua: Your honor, my client is here.
Judge: Okay lets get started. Your client was a victim of assulat correct?
Xianghua: No, he was the one who did the assulating.
Judge: Wait what?
Client: Xianghua! What the hell?!
Xianghua: Just kidding!
Judge: well I didn't find that funny.
Xianghua: Sorry that I'm not sorry.
Judge: another word from you not about this case and you'll be thrown in jail!
Xianghua: Okay. Anyways, my client was victimized and beaten nearly to death. He was also diagnosed with aids.
Judge: what does the last part have to do with this case?
Xianghua: just to get sympathy.
Judge: well you know that there is no jury in this case.
Xianghua: I know, I want you to know that you shouldn't sleep with him.
Judge: But i thought you said it was for sympathy.
Xianghua: oh well I was Just kidding.
Judge: so he doesn't have aids?
Xianghua: No he does.
Judge: But you just said-
Xianghua: JUST KIDDING!
Judge: The next time you say that, it will be behind bars.
Xianghua: Oh okay i'm truly sorry. So my client was beaten with a bar. Here is the evidence. *holds up two bars in front of her face* Just kidding! Oh what do you know I was behind bars!
 
Sommore.

Tira- Porn star.

Pyrrha- She cuts down trees, she skips and jumps, she likes to press wildflowers.

Zasalamel- Antique collector and appraiser.

Patroklos- He puts on women's clothing and hangs around in bars.

Inferno- Nuclear fusion power plant.

Kilik- CEO of a popsicle and corn dog manufacturing company.

Xiba- Vice president of said company.

Voldo- Clown.
 
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