if the sould calibur characters had jobs

Darkmoonlight said:
Xianghua the Lawyer

Xianghua: Your honor, my client is here.
Judge: Okay lets get started. Your client was a victim of assulat correct?
Xianghua: No, he was the one who did the assulating.
Judge: Wait what?
Client: Xianghua! What the hell?!
Xianghua: Just kidding!
Judge: well I didn't find that funny.
Xianghua: Sorry that I'm not sorry.
Judge: another word from you not about this case and you'll be thrown in jail!
Xianghua: Okay. Anyways, my client was victimized and beaten nearly to death. He was also diagnosed with aids.
Judge: what does the last part have to do with this case?
Xianghua: just to get sympathy.
Judge: well you know that there is no jury in this case.
Xianghua: I know, I want you to know that you shouldn't sleep with him.
Judge: But i thought you said it was for sympathy.
Xianghua: oh well I was Just kidding.
Judge: so he doesn't have aids?
Xianghua: No he does.
Judge: But you just said-
Xianghua: JUST KIDDING!
Judge: The next time you say that, it will be behind bars.
Xianghua: Oh okay i'm truly sorry. So my client was beaten with a bar. Here is the evidence. *holds up two bars in front of her face* Just kidding! Oh what do you know I was behind bars!
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very hilarious!
 
:sc2maxi1: Professional Elvis impersonator
:sc2vol3: Yoga instructor (must be repeated)
:sc5sig1: clerk at Hot Topic
:sc4ivy1: sexy chemistry teacher
:sc5nm1: Professional Boxer
:sc5ast1: Professional wrestler
:sc4hil1: Lawyer (i dunno why...just fits for some reason)
:sc5dam1: Gold and Jewellery "buyer"
:sc5zwe1: Dog Walker
:sc5pyr1: Girl Scout, sells chocolate
:sc4cas1: Cheerleader
:sc5aon1: works at McDonalds (obviously)
he works with :sc5pat1: and :sc2yun2:
 
ManlyMan said:
Zasalamel- Antique collector and appraiser.
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*SCIV Siegfried walks into Pawn Shop*
Sieg: Hi
Zas: Welcome
Sieg: I have something here...
*takes out Soul Calibur*
Sieg: I have what seems to be the one and only Soul Calibur
Zas: i tell you, this is nice, but i dont really know much about it, i cant put a price on it. what i will do...ill call a friend, hes an expert on this sort of thing.
Sieg: okay...
*Edge Master walks in*
Edge: my goodness, its beautiful
Zas: so how much is it worth?
Edge: well, this seems to be the real deal. in perfect condition, this could sell, to the right buyer, forrr..................5 million dollars.
*Sieg smiles*
Zas: so how much do you want?
Sieg: 2 million seems fair
*Zas groans and sigh*
Zas: you know, ummmm......its gonna stay in the shop. i mean not everyone is going to walk in here and buy a random soul calibur. i gotta find the right buyer, buy a case for this thing....ill give you 50 bucks.
Sieg: wut? the guy said it was worth five mill.
Zas: i know
Sieg: how about.....500,000 dollars?
Zas: ....50 bucks
*long ass dramatic pause*
Sieg: .....okay. fine
Zas: nice doing buisness with you
*Siegfried outside in front of the shop*
Sieg: well, i didnt really pay for it in the first place but i left with some money so im kinda happy

scene.
 
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