BlackDragon37
[12] Conqueror
I think female nipples are the only things that get hotter as they get cold.
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With the release of the iPhone 6, Apple have announced that they'll recycle its used products for free.
Which isn't to be confused with the other thing that Apple usually does - recycling the same old idea for £600.
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In divorce, women have all the right and men have all the lefts:
Left homeless.
Left penniless.
Left childless.
Left for another man.
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I recently started a company that sold gold-plated butt plugs.
Everything was going fine until Apple sued me for stealing their idea of selling overpriced crap for assholes.
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I love Chinese food as much as the next guy, but you'll never convince a chicken fried this rice.
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In America, flipping the bird means an offensive gesture using your middle finger.
In Britain, flipping the bird means it's time for anal.
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With the release of the iPhone 6, Apple have announced that they'll recycle its used products for free.
Which isn't to be confused with the other thing that Apple usually does - recycling the same old idea for £600.
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In divorce, women have all the right and men have all the lefts:
Left homeless.
Left penniless.
Left childless.
Left for another man.
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I recently started a company that sold gold-plated butt plugs.
Everything was going fine until Apple sued me for stealing their idea of selling overpriced crap for assholes.
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I love Chinese food as much as the next guy, but you'll never convince a chicken fried this rice.
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In America, flipping the bird means an offensive gesture using your middle finger.
In Britain, flipping the bird means it's time for anal.