BlackDragon37
[12] Conqueror
"...but whatever you do, just make sure you keep them away from water."
"What, Gremlins?"
"No, Whitney Houston's family."
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When I die, I want my remains scattered in Disneyland.
Also, I don't want to be cremated.
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Really, Google Autocomplete? You honestly think I want to search for "hardcore poem"?
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I only have one word for women who look at me like I'm some kind of sex object...
Hi.
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I'm going to start telling women that I'm available for a limited time only and hope that their shopping instinct kicks in.
"What, Gremlins?"
"No, Whitney Houston's family."
---
When I die, I want my remains scattered in Disneyland.
Also, I don't want to be cremated.
---
Really, Google Autocomplete? You honestly think I want to search for "hardcore poem"?
---
I only have one word for women who look at me like I'm some kind of sex object...
Hi.
---
I'm going to start telling women that I'm available for a limited time only and hope that their shopping instinct kicks in.