Merry F^@%&#@ Christmas

Blow @#$% up in BF3 and sneaky stab people to death in Skyrim, all while listening to the new Korn album. Also possibly get off my lazy keister and finally fix my fight stick in time for the SCV release.
 
I have a tradition on Xmas where I go to the beach. I live in the northeast, so its cold and snowy. Across from the desolate beach is a chinese restaurant where I then drink an honorary Scorpion Bowl with 2 hands, directly from the bowl. Usually followed by drunken sloppy car sex or passing out.

Will post pics of everything except that last sentence upon request.
 
I'm stayin home to eat some GOOD ASS FOOD (Thank you mamma) then after that i'm going over my gal's house to have some New Years fun...*He he*
 
Making myself a Tequila Christmas Cake. It's gonna be the best cake I've ever had!

Tequila Christmas Cake:

1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
Lemon juice
4 large eggs
Nuts
1 bottle tequila
2 cups of dried fruit

Sample the tequila to check quality.
Take a large bowl, check the tequila again.
To be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.
Repeat.
Turn on the electric mixer.
Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again.
At this point it's best to make sure the tequila is still OK.
Try another cup... just in case.
Turn off the mixerer thingy.
Additional Details
Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.
Floor the friggen fried druit off up the pick.
Mix on the turner.
If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a
drewscriver.
Sample the tequila to check for tonsisticity.
Next, salt two cups of sift. Or something.
Check the tequila.
Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
No wait..shtrain the lemon juice and shift your nuts.
Add one table.
Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.

Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
Don't forget to beat off the turner!!
Finally, throw the friggin' bowl through the window.

Finish the tequila and wipe counter with the cat
 
I'll be doing the usual opening of gifts and eating candy/junk food. I'll also probably be playing some online so if anyone wants to do some Christmas lag brawls I'll be up for it.
 
I'll be starting to opening my prezzies 8 hours before west coast US and 5 hours before east coast US ;D
 
Wake up late
Sneak in food from the kitchen
Destroy my cousin on UMvC3
Play some Vindictus for a couple of hours
Finally finish that holiday fanfic I've been procrastinating on

merry christmas and a happy new year to you all
 
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