OOF's quick 'n easy guide to pwning in SC

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HF's quick n' easy guide to pwning Oofmatic

Step 1: Only pick TALIM or LIZARDMAN

Fight fire with fire. Or in this case, a Canadian's originals with a Canadian's originals. Nothing pisses a Canadian off more than seeing themself in a mirror.

Step 2: Fuck Combos. I'm American.

Combos are important - if you're a milk-in-bag purchasing Canadian pussy. Real pros Taunt, and after a stun shout 'How 'bout that shit, eh?' If he uses a combo on you, scream lag and claim you could of shaken it if you weren't too busy being an awesome American.

Step 3: Learn the most broken shitalking topics

Remember, Canada is America's hat. If he breaks your headgear, remind him of this. Get into his head - there's plenty of room. After all, he's Canadian.

Step 3: Never pick the cage

Yeh, thats right. I made two Steps 3's just like Oof.

Step 4: Utorrent

Remember, Canadians are poor sports and never excel at anything other than being Canadian - which isn't anything to brag about. If you start losing, fire up uTorrent for effect and blame it on his 3rd world internet connection. This buys you time to figure out your awesome American skills to realize your full potential and come back for the win at a later time, after his 'connection gets better'.

Step 5: Win playing against Oofmatic

Use your new found skills to go win some Oof.
 
HolyFail actually posted somethin' funny. Unbelieveable.

Thanks for the guide Oofbeatninjamatic. I love spamming and disconnecting online. Feel validated now.
 
KowtowRobinson said:
He's just gonna tell you to pick Hilde anyway, lol.

BTW you should play Hilde.
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THIS! Her Taunt is the best spam-taunt in-game. And also the most ironic one. "Fight with- Fight with- Fight with Honor!" : Says the RO-queen (not that I do have something against that...it's just ironic that she says something like that).

Also make a gay-looking CAS with that voice that says when you taunt. "I don't feel like dancing." Cracks me up everytime.

P.S Sophitia's :B::2::B::B::B: on a K.O'ed opponent is hilarious aswell.
 
thematrix1 said:
hey, um, i'm not the most computer savvy person... what is uTorrent and how will it help me?


@Qshimitsu: your Ace Ventura quotes in your sig made me laugh. well done.
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uTorrent lags your connection so if you mix that up with the 1A's that OOF mentioned while playing ONLINE...
you will be in GODMODE.

i think thats what OOF means be the Torrent programs...

but generally this thread is just for the lulz... i dont think OOF is actually being serious... OR IS HE... xD
 
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