Police Officer: Do you know why I pulled you over?
Yoshimitsu: Talk.... is cheap.
Police Officer: What?
Yoshimitsu: Shikisoku sekuuuu!!
Police Officer (on radio): I need backup.
Yoshimitsu: Though shalt be slain... my apologies.
Police Officer: GET DOWN ON THE GROUND NOW OR YOU WILL BE TASED!!
Yoshimitsu: Evil or not.... DIE!
*Yoshimitsu lunges at the officer, but not before 40,000 Volts go through his body*
Yoshimitsu: Waahh, this cannot be!
Police Officer (to himself): All I wanted to tell him is that one of his headlights was out o_O.