Popping that SCV cherry in ranked.

Hey Guy. Why Do You Keep Putting Off Your Sick Perverted Fantasies On To Me? Nigga Just Cause We Have The Same Personality Doesn't Mean I Like The Same Sick Ass Shit You Do!
Stop Trying To Push Off Me Pushing Off Your Sick Perverted Fantasies On To Me. Perv.
 
Stop Trying To Push Off Me Pushing Off Your Sick Perverted Fantasies On To Me. Perv.
Stop Trying To Push Off Me Pushing Off You Pushing Off Onto Me Your Sick Perverted Fantasies.....Is It Just Me Or Does That Sound Like The Intro To A Porno?
 
I used to have a protocol for this in SCIV, when you could see their record before character select. I'd agree to the match, then get my mic ready. I'd send them a message that just said "have you heard?" (If they replied, I would usually say something like "But I was under the impression that everyone had heard?") I'd pick a custom character with a bird mask, appropriately named "The Word." Then once it showed the characters, I'd turn on the mic and begin with the b-b-b-BIRD BIRD BIRD B-B-BIRD IS THE WORD from the beginning of the match until after I was done beating them senseless. Afterwards they'd usually send me a "LOL" or something, and I'd reply formally welcoming them to Soul Calibur.

But, I'm a crazy person.
 
I used to have a protocol for this in SCIV, when you could see their record before character select. I'd agree to the match, then get my mic ready. I'd send them a message that just said "have you heard?" (If they replied, I would usually say something like "But I was under the impression that everyone had heard?") I'd pick a custom character with a bird mask, appropriately named "The Word." Then once it showed the characters, I'd turn on the mic and begin with the b-b-b-BIRD BIRD BIRD B-B-BIRD IS THE WORD from the beginning of the match until after I was done beating them senseless. Afterwards they'd usually send me a "LOL" or something, and I'd reply formally welcoming them to Soul Calibur.

But, I'm a crazy person.
Lmao that is just priceless. At least you gave their first time something to remember x3

Do you still do that? I mean, my cherry's been popped and all but I wouldn't mind having a match with you like that sometime. I love foolin' around haha.
 
Lmao that is just priceless. At least you gave their first time something to remember x3

Do you still do that? I mean, my cherry's been popped and all but I wouldn't mind having a match with you like that sometime. I love foolin' around haha.

It's a lot harder to do that now because you don't get to see their W/L record until right before the match starts. Also, I don't usually use CaS now, but when I do, I almost exclusively use Shaftfried.

Umm...stay thirsty, my friends. Kappa
 
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