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So I've come to the conclusion that one of my friends is mentally unstable. I don't know what to do about this situation. I mean, I'm tempted to just backhand her until something takes effect. However, the only thing I'd manage to do is turn her on. And I don't need a raging lesbian trying to rape me (again).


.... I don't know where I was going with this. I think up some shit in the morning.
 
Okay a random question. If you woke up as a different gender to be for one day, what will you do?
I'll start. I would just go to the girls bathroom to see "forbidden things". No harm in that, right? ^-^"
 
Okay a random question. If you woke up as a different gender to be for one day, what will you do?
I'll start. I would just go to the girls bathroom to see "forbidden things". No harm in that, right? ^-^"

Oh man... so wrong.

First off, if you woke up as a different gender, couldn't you look at your own "forbidden things."

Second, if you want to see "forbidden things" (why the hell is it forbidden anyway?) don't go in the bathroom. It's not like girls walk around naked in the bathroom, or that they would let another girl watch them pee or shit...

Third, Namu... you gotta get out and start socializing with some girls. You've been asking about sex a lot lately and I think it's time you man up and start planting some seeds. It's not going to happen overnight, so you should start laying the groundwork now.

Lastly, If I woke up as a girl... I guess I would go clothes shopping, and just try on all the pretty dresses.
 
Oh man... so wrong.

First off, if you woke up as a different gender, couldn't you look at your own "forbidden things."

Second, if you want to see "forbidden things" (why the hell is it forbidden anyway?) don't go in the bathroom. It's not like girls walk around naked in the bathroom, or that they would let another girl watch them pee or shit...

Third, Namu... you gotta get out and start socializing with some girls. You've been asking about sex a lot lately and I think it's time you man up and start planting some seeds. It's not going to happen overnight, so you should start laying the groundwork now.

Lastly, If I woke up as a girl... I guess I would go clothes shopping, and just try on all the pretty dresses.

*shrugs* Yeah, your right. But, I'm very picky when it comes to girls. I mean I can man up have a conversation with them, but in the end........some of them are just simply "meh". I'm not really sure if I want a relationship yet. Although it would be nice to have one but certain girls just want the "awesome" image.
I understand they like to be overwhelmed. But in the end, are they really sure that looking cute so they can be the "Bad boy" toy in bed is a good thing? I'm just an unlucky guy at the moment. Because I haven't found a single girl(besides looks) that is truly the one for me. So yeah I'm looking for compatibility.
 
*shrugs* Yeah, your right. But, I'm very picky when it comes to girls. I mean I can man up have a conversation with them, but in the end........some of them are just simply "meh". I'm not really sure if I want a relationship yet. Although it would be nice to have one but certain girls just want the "awesome" image.
I understand they like to be overwhelmed. But in the end, are they really sure that looking cute so they can be the "Bad boy" toy in bed is a good thing? I'm just an unlucky guy at the moment. Because I haven't found a single girl(besides looks) that is truly the one for me. So yeah I'm looking for compatibility.

That's a good honest answer. Searching for the girl that is "the one" for you is going to take a lot of time and failed attempts. I think the key is not focusing so much on finding "the one" when you haven't had many relationships with girls to begin with. It would do you good if you tried dating a couple girls just to see what it's all about.

As for girls wanting the "awesome" image... no one is going to think you're cool if you don't. Confidence is what will win you the game. Own yourself, believe in everything you say, and always tell the truth. Girls will latch on to that shit. Good luck.
 
Thanks for the support. Perhaps, I do sell my self short too much lol.
And Javachat is booming ain't that right, Krit?
Isn't fun to watch as I make a fool out of myself and others?
 
java is in sleepy sex mode at the moment.
not too slow, but not too fast either.
what a cocktease.
 
i could transform ya.. i could i could transform ya...
mmmmmmmm....
how to add onto this conversation..
meh. psylo doin a good job of it. don't need to add my 2 cents to that

still... walk up to a girl. ask her, "can i stick it in you?"
if she slaps you outright, you never had a chance.
if she hesistates, she's contemplating. use that to your advantage
and try to raise the odds in your favor.
i was surprised back in high school at how many girls actually didn't slap me outright.
some actually contemplated and respectably declined and some tried to say i was bluffing and found out i wasn't.
of course i asked mainly women i knew and not just random women, so that's probably why i didn't get slapped, because they knew me..
still.... senior year. fun times fun times. true story.

remember, this life is all about averages. it's all about averages. always and forever.
searching for the "one"... romantic. without a clue... that's a hopless romantic.

what am i talking about? i don't know. hopefully someone will make sense of it.
damn it. you mutha fuckas... sigh.
 
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Straight up now tell me
Do you really want to love me forever oh oh oh
Or am I caught in a hit and run
Straight up now tell me
Is it gonna be you and me together oh oh oh
Are you just having fun
 
i can one up that psylo... let's see if you know this one:

this letter that i write you
is to let you know
is how i feel and what we share
is for real
this letter....
i write to you love letter.
love love letter

edit:
and just because i can.. i'm going to hit you with two more... if you can name these tracks + artist WITHOUT resorting to google and actually do know these songs.. that's props. if not.. eh.. it's all good. fun 80's tracks

a:
GIVE ME TONIGHT!
then if you don't want to stay
girl i'll just forget you
you'll see i'm right
you won't get to go away
Love ain't going to let you...

b:
If you can feel what i am feeling
then the truth is just believing..
you're my... you're my diamond girl!

oo oh diamond girl!
you're my diamond girl!

BONUS:

tonight....
why don't you want me to love you?
to-to-to-tonight!
(all them fuckin to's and shit... i'm not typin all that, you can go ahead with that.. aight.. song is comin up.)
another night
it's gettin colder
just when i thought that it was over...
I realized
that i can't be denyin your love
is taking me over.......
many times i've tried to spend to many lies but i've forgiven you
you got your foolish pride you know that deep down inside i'm breaking all the rules...
what else can i do cause for tonight! (oh woh oh ahh).
A little love and candlelight (oh woo oh ahh)
For tonight (oh woo oh ahh)
A little love and candlelight
Can't we be in love for just one night
 
Namu,
Confidence, manliness, and kindness.

If a guy is so manly that he is like an animal = turn off
If a guy is too kind to where he will not take control when needed (in the bedroom too) = turn off
Even a guy who is cocky can come across with some charisma but that relationship will be short lived.

Be a man, confident and secure.
Be kind. ....and be a gentleman.
Look her straight in the eyes when you compliment her (but smile, don't be creepy).
...and don't be afraid to tell her she's all that.
It's ok for a slight tug of her hair to turn her lips toward you when.... no, you don't need that yet. Forget that.

Unfortunately, something that works so incredibly well is for a girl to see you with another girl, even in a picture. There is no more competitive species on the planet than the biped mammal named "woman".

I am no expert but, well, actually I am. I wish I could go a week without someone begging for time and attention. And here is the thing.
I'm not attractive. I'm not rich. I'm not hung like a horse. I'm not charismatic.
I have confidence
I treat them well
I treat them passionately
I treat them romantically
I'm a man who can make decisions
...and so important: I'm not afraid to walk away if it's not right. That's huge. Nobody wants a needy person.

Despite what the words above seem to allude to, I have no ego. I just have a track record that is a bit embarrassing and they never ever ever ever ever want me to leave them. I don't get them, and yet I do. :-/
 
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