K0rN_b4LL
[14] Master
Well at least you aren't this guy. Skip to 6:42 to see what I'm talking about, also you might wanna wear some ear protection. :P
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Wandrian
I don't know.
That was the most forced scream I've ever heard :/
TheGuy
[09] Warrior
Fake 1.03 patch notes
Aeon: Fire breath removed due to being implausable.
Astaroth: All grabs hit high and low 15 meters in front of him, grab damage increased by 200%, grabs come out on frame 1.
Devil Jin: Lasers now one hit kill, because they would, punches now have infinite hitstun.
Phyrra: Apologizes twice after every successful attack. Now takes time to apologize, leaving her vulnerable.
Patroklos: Now takes double damage due to being impolite.
Voldo: Takes high damage when attacking because he bends his spine.
Leixia: All moves come out on frame one and last one frame, damage doubled.
Nightmare: All moves are sluggish because he cannot lift his sword very well. Damage against gingers removed.
Siegfried: Down grab damage quadrupled, and is now faster and unblockable.
Viola: Now voice acted by Kevin Spacey.
Ivy: Breasts tripled in size. Due to this, she is much slower, but takes half damage because they are meat shields.
Phyrra Omega: Masculine voice added. Now uses boobs to try and woo the opponent into doing nothing.
Cervantes: While playing on sinking merchants ship, can now make the opponent walk the plank, resulting in ring out. On the same stage, he can get the enemey drunk and just fall on their ass.
Ezio: All swears translated into english. Game rating changed to M. Crossbow does double damage. Voice has been nerfed, however.
Mitsurugi: Now spends the first round trying to stab herself in the vagina.
Algol: Now wears nothing for female fanservice.
a Patroklos: Removed in favor of Zasalamel.
Tira: Now has one mood: pissed.
Natsu: Bombs are instant, and air attacks damage is doubled. To balance his, her breasts are nerfed, even CaS.
Xiba: Now has a 50% chance to sit down and eat mutton, he counterattacks for 240 damage if anyone interrupts him.
Maxi: Has a 20% chance on every attack that he will hit himself in the balls for 60 damage and 3 seconds of hitstun.
Z.W.E.I: E.I.N removed, replaced with a dog named dog that barks at the opponent and humps Z.W.E.I's leg for hitstun.
Raphael: Now has a 50% chance when starting the match to bite you, turning you into a vampire and unable to fight raphael.
Yoshimitsu: Now has a 15% to commit Hara Kiri every second.
Dampierre: Mustache removed due to being broken. Grabs now have a 60% chance of molesting you for double damage.
Hilde: New moveset involving sitting on top of her lance naked, and throwing random objects from up there.
Aeon: Fire breath removed due to being implausable.
Astaroth: All grabs hit high and low 15 meters in front of him, grab damage increased by 200%, grabs come out on frame 1.
Devil Jin: Lasers now one hit kill, because they would, punches now have infinite hitstun.
Phyrra: Apologizes twice after every successful attack. Now takes time to apologize, leaving her vulnerable.
Patroklos: Now takes double damage due to being impolite.
Voldo: Takes high damage when attacking because he bends his spine.
Leixia: All moves come out on frame one and last one frame, damage doubled.
Nightmare: All moves are sluggish because he cannot lift his sword very well. Damage against gingers removed.
Siegfried: Down grab damage quadrupled, and is now faster and unblockable.
Viola: Now voice acted by Kevin Spacey.
Ivy: Breasts tripled in size. Due to this, she is much slower, but takes half damage because they are meat shields.
Phyrra Omega: Masculine voice added. Now uses boobs to try and woo the opponent into doing nothing.
Cervantes: While playing on sinking merchants ship, can now make the opponent walk the plank, resulting in ring out. On the same stage, he can get the enemey drunk and just fall on their ass.
Ezio: All swears translated into english. Game rating changed to M. Crossbow does double damage. Voice has been nerfed, however.
Mitsurugi: Now spends the first round trying to stab herself in the vagina.
Algol: Now wears nothing for female fanservice.
a Patroklos: Removed in favor of Zasalamel.
Tira: Now has one mood: pissed.
Natsu: Bombs are instant, and air attacks damage is doubled. To balance his, her breasts are nerfed, even CaS.
Xiba: Now has a 50% chance to sit down and eat mutton, he counterattacks for 240 damage if anyone interrupts him.
Maxi: Has a 20% chance on every attack that he will hit himself in the balls for 60 damage and 3 seconds of hitstun.
Z.W.E.I: E.I.N removed, replaced with a dog named dog that barks at the opponent and humps Z.W.E.I's leg for hitstun.
Raphael: Now has a 50% chance when starting the match to bite you, turning you into a vampire and unable to fight raphael.
Yoshimitsu: Now has a 15% to commit Hara Kiri every second.
Dampierre: Mustache removed due to being broken. Grabs now have a 60% chance of molesting you for double damage.
Hilde: New moveset involving sitting on top of her lance naked, and throwing random objects from up there.
TheGuy
[09] Warrior
Fake patch notes
Aeon: Fire breath removed due to being implausable.
Astaroth: All grabs hit high and low 15 meters in front of him, grab damage increased by 200%, grabs come out on frame 1.
Devil Jin: Lasers now one hit kill, because they would, punches now have infinite hitstun.
Phyrra: Apologizes twice after every successful attack. Now takes time to apologize, leaving her vulnerable.
Patroklos: Now takes double damage due to being impolite.
Voldo: Takes high damage when attacking because he bends his spine.
Leixia: All moves come out on frame one and last one frame, damage doubled.
Nightmare: All moves are sluggish because he cannot lift his sword very well. Damage against gingers removed.
Siegfried: Down grab damage quadrupled, and is now faster and unblockable.
Viola: Now voice acted by Kevin Spacey.
Ivy: Breasts tripled in size. Due to this, she is much slower, but takes half damage because they are meat shields.
Phyrra Omega: Masculine voice added. Now uses boobs to try and woo the opponent into doing nothing.
Cervantes: While playing on sinking merchants ship, can now make the opponent walk the plank, resulting in ring out. On the same stage, he can get the enemey drunk and just fall on their ass.
Ezio: All swears translated into english. Game rating changed to M. Crossbow does double damage. Voice has been nerfed, however.
Mitsurugi: Now spends the first round trying to stab herself in the vagina.
Algol: Now wears nothing for female fanservice.
a Patroklos: Removed in favor of Zasalamel.
Tira: Now has one mood: pissed.
Natsu: Bombs are instant, and air attacks damage is doubled. To balance his, her breasts are nerfed, even CaS.
Xiba: Now has a 50% chance to sit down and eat mutton, he counterattacks for 240 damage if anyone interrupts him.
Maxi: Has a 20% chance on every attack that he will hit himself in the balls for 60 damage and 3 seconds of hitstun.
Z.W.E.I: E.I.N removed, replaced with a dog named dog that barks at the opponent and humps Z.W.E.I's leg for hitstun.
Raphael: Now has a 50% chance when starting the match to bite you, turning you into a vampire and unable to fight raphael.
Yoshimitsu: Now has a 15% to commit Hara Kiri every second.
Dampierre: Mustache removed due to being broken. Grabs now have a 60% chance of molesting you for double damage.
Hilde: New moveset involving sitting on top of her lance naked, and throwing random objects from up there.
Aeon: Fire breath removed due to being implausable.
Astaroth: All grabs hit high and low 15 meters in front of him, grab damage increased by 200%, grabs come out on frame 1.
Devil Jin: Lasers now one hit kill, because they would, punches now have infinite hitstun.
Phyrra: Apologizes twice after every successful attack. Now takes time to apologize, leaving her vulnerable.
Patroklos: Now takes double damage due to being impolite.
Voldo: Takes high damage when attacking because he bends his spine.
Leixia: All moves come out on frame one and last one frame, damage doubled.
Nightmare: All moves are sluggish because he cannot lift his sword very well. Damage against gingers removed.
Siegfried: Down grab damage quadrupled, and is now faster and unblockable.
Viola: Now voice acted by Kevin Spacey.
Ivy: Breasts tripled in size. Due to this, she is much slower, but takes half damage because they are meat shields.
Phyrra Omega: Masculine voice added. Now uses boobs to try and woo the opponent into doing nothing.
Cervantes: While playing on sinking merchants ship, can now make the opponent walk the plank, resulting in ring out. On the same stage, he can get the enemey drunk and just fall on their ass.
Ezio: All swears translated into english. Game rating changed to M. Crossbow does double damage. Voice has been nerfed, however.
Mitsurugi: Now spends the first round trying to stab herself in the vagina.
Algol: Now wears nothing for female fanservice.
a Patroklos: Removed in favor of Zasalamel.
Tira: Now has one mood: pissed.
Natsu: Bombs are instant, and air attacks damage is doubled. To balance his, her breasts are nerfed, even CaS.
Xiba: Now has a 50% chance to sit down and eat mutton, he counterattacks for 240 damage if anyone interrupts him.
Maxi: Has a 20% chance on every attack that he will hit himself in the balls for 60 damage and 3 seconds of hitstun.
Z.W.E.I: E.I.N removed, replaced with a dog named dog that barks at the opponent and humps Z.W.E.I's leg for hitstun.
Raphael: Now has a 50% chance when starting the match to bite you, turning you into a vampire and unable to fight raphael.
Yoshimitsu: Now has a 15% to commit Hara Kiri every second.
Dampierre: Mustache removed due to being broken. Grabs now have a 60% chance of molesting you for double damage.
Hilde: New moveset involving sitting on top of her lance naked, and throwing random objects from up there.
TheGuy
[09] Warrior
Sorry, double post
Ramus
[14] Master
Such a pein, meaningless pein
lxhizy
[10] Knight
that was disturbing
K0rN_b4LL
[14] Master
This only works on Windows7-
flaw
[10] Knight
ugh so bored want to play soul cal but cant....
PANDA
[13] Hero
Just got 2 consecutive brain freezes. I thought those were imposible.
OUCH
OUCH
K0rN_b4LL
[14] Master
K0rN_b4LL
[14] Master
Owie-
BT_Johnny
[10] Knight
Let's dance, people!
Now can you imagine Astaroth dancing like this?
Now can you imagine Astaroth dancing like this?
K0rN_b4LL
[14] Master
It seems there was a bit of confusion about the GodMode pic I posted. It only works if you are running Windows7 and also you don't include the quotation marks. When you make the new folder you should change the name to-
GodMode.{ED7BA470-8E54-465E-825C-99712043E01C}
If you did it right you should get a rather unique control panel with alot more options. Also the GodMode at the beginning is actually the name the folder ends up with and you can change that part to whatever you like. Its just the period and everything after that that is important. So it should still work fine if you were to type it in like-
CockBlock.{ED7BA470-8E54-465E-825C-99712043E01C}
PandaPower.{ED7BA470-8E54-465E-825C-99712043E01C}
Link'sLaw.{ED7BA470-8E54-465E-825C-99712043E01C}
PANDA
[13] Hero
I wonder if I talk long enough in a British accent, I'll be able to keep that as my primary.
Steven_a
The Alpha
coolfighter1993
[10] Knight
Lol. Watch this, it's awesome.
WindupSkeleton
[14] Master
I will pay you ten bob and a halfpenny if you do.
Sett
[14] Master
British accents/dialect are always exaggerated in media. Like Steve Fox.
"Hey you! Wanna try me guv?"
I mean, what is that? What does that even mean? I assume he means "you want to challenge me", except he's talking to someone he's just knocked out....
Who the fuck says guv anymore, unless they are from the 40s or a copper, I mean really. Guv....
I should also be biting panda's head off for saying "British accent"
lol /rant
"Hey you! Wanna try me guv?"
I mean, what is that? What does that even mean? I assume he means "you want to challenge me", except he's talking to someone he's just knocked out....
Who the fuck says guv anymore, unless they are from the 40s or a copper, I mean really. Guv....
I should also be biting panda's head off for saying "British accent"
lol /rant
WindupSkeleton
[14] Master
All the coolest villains have English accents. Prove me wrong.