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What happened to the old one? Do they automatically close at 999 posts or was it an act of moderation? Who knows what evil lurks in the minds of men. It looks like rain today in Chicago. I played SCIV last night. I had coffee this morning and am now enjoying a cup of Gyokuro Asahi Pearl Dew green tea from Japan. I like beer. ...and garlic. ....and kimchi. .....and women. .... and I hate socks. ...and I hate losing to Astaroth. His chest pound after a win is toolistic. ...and I hate inconsiderate people. I believe in God. I pray. I LOVE hockey! Mean people suck. The New Orleans Saints are 3-0. I want to win the Mega Millions jackpot this week. My nickname on every other website and in life is Dragon. I was born in the year of the Dragon. I have studied Hapkido, Tae kwon do, Hakko Ryu Jujitsu, and Shotokan Karate. I like Kilik's fighting style but I don't really like his character. I think he's a bit light in the loafers, but not as bad as Maxi. I'm a fan of sushi. I visited Japan for two weeks. I like shopping in Paris but am not gay. I was married for 13 years and am happily divorced. Women rule. Women suck. I don't like the Yankees nor any team from New York or California (with the exception of the NY Rangers). This is a random post in the random post thread 2.0. There are some cool people on this site. There are some not as cool people on this site. There are some cool people in life. There are some not as cool people in life. Bamboo is really a grass. Corn is also a grass. Marijuana is not a grass. I don't smoke any more but I used to. I also used to drop acid and take ludes. Now I drink good beer.
 
Bamboo_Wind said:
What happened to the old one? Do they automatically close at 999 posts or was it an act of moderation? Who knows what evil lurks in the minds of men. It looks like rain today in Chicago. I played SCIV last night. I had coffee this morning and am now enjoying a cup of Gyokuro Asahi Pearl Dew green tea from Japan. I like beer. ...and garlic. ....and kimchi. .....and women. .... and I hate socks. ...and I hate losing to Astaroth. His chest pound after a win is toolistic. ...and I hate inconsiderate people. I believe in God. I pray. I LOVE hockey! Mean people suck. The New Orleans Saints are 3-0. I want to win the Mega Millions jackpot this week. My nickname on every other website and in life is Dragon. I was born in the year of the Dragon. I have studied Hapkido, Tae kwon do, Hakko Ryu Jujitsu, and Shotokan Karate. I like Kilik's fighting style but I don't really like his character. I think he's a bit light in the loafers, but not as bad as Maxi. I'm a fan of sushi. I visited Japan for two weeks. I like shopping in Paris but am not gay. I was married for 13 years and am happily divorced. Women rule. Women suck. I don't like the Yankees nor any team from New York or California (with the exception of the NY Rangers).
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Wow... This is your Eharmony questionnaire isn't it? Wrong window buddy!

Bamboo_Wind said:
The New Orleans Saints are 3-0
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Best part of this post. Looking for 4-0 this weekend when the Jets come to the SUPADOME! Going to be a great game.
 
Psylocide said:
Wow... This is your Eharmony questionnaire isn't it? Wrong window buddy!



Best part of this post. Looking for 4-0 this weekend when the Jets come to the SUPADOME! Going to be a great game.
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I kept adding to it until somebody posted, so your quote is now out of date. :)

The Saints will Brees to the Super Bowl this year!!!
 
Bamboo_Wind said:
I kept adding to it until somebody posted, so your quote is now out of date. :)

The Saints will Brees to the Super Bowl this year!!!
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Heh... I'm going to hold off on Super Bowl predictions until it gets a little later in the season. I'm a HUGE NO fan, but I've been let down quite a bit as you probably know. That being said they are looking really good right now, and I'm excited for them to keep doing what they're doing.
 
"Now, it was pretty much assured at the end of the failboat movie that was RE: Extinction that we would be getting another Mila Jovovich tirade of pure, concentrated Mary Sue antics and her taking- her randomly being naked on-screen, but...but....

http://kotaku.com/5370621/resident-evil-afterlife-all-official

All 3D, because they need to make it easier to block up the screen with 50000000 Milas."

My friend is going to force me to see this travesty, but she's totally paying for my ticket, popcorn, and getting me a date to boot.

I'm beginning to think I care too much.
 
Mmm... I'm quick on the uptake today.

Oh, yesterday... I was chillin out at home drinking beer and I looked at my Gecko (still unamed because I don't know the sex) and said "What's up nigga?"

It looked right at me and cocked it's head like, "Who you callin nigga, Whitey?"

It was great.
 
Name it Damnit. You can say "Come here, Damnit" or "Damnit, eat your crickets"

Yamori 家守 or やもり is Japanese for gecko.
 
One day a construction worker left the job a little early, and when he got home he found his wife in bed with another man. Purple with rage, he hauled the man down the stairs and into the garage where he proceeded to secure his dick in a vice.
Utterly terrified, the man screamed, "Stop, stop! you're not going to cut it off, are you? ARE YOU?"
"Nope," replied the construction worker, "You are...I'm going to set the garage on fire."

A couple were having financial problems until finally they couldn't stand it any more. The husband said to his wife that is was necessary for her to make some money through prostitution to get by.
So the husband drove her to the place where she had to do the job and in the evening he picked her up again.
"So, how much have you earned today?" the husband asked.
"Well", the woman responded, "I've made one hundred dollars and fifty cents."
"That's strange", the husband responded, "who gave you the fifty cents?"
Said the woman: "All of them, of course!"

A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question. As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast.
They are both quite startled. The man turns to her and says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me."
She replies, "If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 436."

Three Boy Scouts, a lawyer, a priest, and a pilot are in a plane that is about to crash.
The pilot says "Well, we only have 3 parachutes, let's give them to the 3 Boy Scouts. They are young and have their whole lives in front of them"
The lawyer says "Fuck the Boy Scouts!"
The priest says, "Do we have time?"

A man is dating three women and wants to decide which to marry. He decides to give them a test. He gives each woman a present of $5000 and watches to see what she does with the money.
The first does a total make-over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much. The man was impressed.
The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much. Again, the man is impressed.
The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5000. She gives him back his $5000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much. Obviously, the man was impressed.
The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money, and then he married the one with the largest breasts.

Q: How can you tell if your husband might be unfaithful?
A: Check and see if he has a penis.

Q: What should you give a man who has everything?
A: Penicillin

Q:How is sex with some women like a warm toilet seat?
A:It may feel nice, but you wonder who was there before you.
 
I actually had the chance to make the new one this morning, but I didn't know if anyone called dibs or not, so I waited.

Madnis, I thank you for your kind words, but it's much too late for recovery. You can't cure stupid. My biggest fear is that I'll revert back to the NightmareKnight of 2005, when I first joined soulcalibur.com. Anyone who remembers will know what I mean. Hopefully I can contain myself this time.
 
Bamboo_Wind said:
I don't like the Yankees nor any team from New York or California (with the exception of the NY Rangers).
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If it's a popularity issue, or an issue of always backing a winner, I can't really help it if all Californians are inherently awesome. But as a California native born and bred and specifically as a resident of the Inland Empire the Angels have always and will always be the home team who we will root root root for as the song so succinctly implies. Perhaps a rally monkey would change your mind... if he came with a beer in each hand?

Also The Shadow.

As I recall NMK, I said everyone deserves a second chance. Thanks for not proving me wrong lol.
 
Ghengis_John said:
If it's a popularity issue, or an issue of always backing a winner, I can't really help it if all Californians are inherently awesome. But as a California native born and bred and specifically as a resident of the Inland Empire the Angels have always and will always be the home team who we will root root root for as the song so succinctly implies. Perhaps a rally monkey would change your mind... if he came with a beer in each hand?

Also The Shadow.

As I recall NMK, I said everyone deserves a second chance. Thanks for not proving me wrong lol.
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LOL at The Shadow. I'm not even old enough to remember that. :)

I seriously was afraid of the Rally Monkey. The *(&%%$ thing worked. 2005 helped dispel my fear (White Sox fan here). The Angels have always been a team that I respected. They have a good system and play to win. I like Scioscia. In the instance of the Angels, they just always kicked our ass so I could not stand playing them. Mostly it's a media hype thing with me. If a team is too popular I don't like them. Lakers, Yankees, Cubs, Sharks, Dodgers, Knicks, etc etc ....and then I don't like any team with Manny Ramirez or Pedro Martinez. LOL
 
So Barack Obama during the G20 summit made the big announcement that "the Islamic republic of Iran has been building a covert uranium enrichment facility near Q'um for several years".

Did you hear that?

There's a city in Iran called Q'um! And they're building a nuclear plant I'm assuming buried under mounds of Q'um.

I hope there isn't an accident, otherwise there'll be an explosion of hot Q'um! People in the nearby village will be sprayed with pieces of Q'um! Radioactive Q'um!

- John Stewart

They'd be calling it the Q'umshot Diasaster!
 
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