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Psylocide
[09] Warrior
I'z on Ur Plastic Leaf, Eatin all ur Krikitz
BlackDragon37
[12] Conqueror
How do you find a needle in a haystack?
Burn the fucking hay.
Burn the fucking hay.
Psylocide
[09] Warrior
I'm quite sure a needle would not stand up to the searing heat of a burning haystack. That being said, even if it did stay intact... you would have to find a needle in a pile of ashes. Which might be a bit tough as well.
NightmareKnight
[09] Warrior
When you have an IQ of 117, things like that tend to happen. Of course, after a drink it bumps down to about 80...
Allyourbase
[09] Warrior
Damn, I thought brandy would taste more grapey.
Ghengis_John
[13] Hero
Read my mind. Also, the needle's gonna be covered in soot.
117 ain't bad at all. Provided your'e a go getter it's even better. Mine's higher but I don't do shit with it so what's the number really good for?
So did I for some reason. It's kinda a let down.
Allyourbase
[09] Warrior
Wine, on the other hand, does taste somewhat grapey. My girlfriend got me turned on to mimosas. Sparkling wine + OJ = yum.
Can someone explain to me what is it with girls and vodka? I swear every girl I've ever known has cited some vodka cocktail as her favorite drink. Except the current possible future Mrs. Base, which is probably why I adore her so much.
Can someone explain to me what is it with girls and vodka? I swear every girl I've ever known has cited some vodka cocktail as her favorite drink. Except the current possible future Mrs. Base, which is probably why I adore her so much.
Psylocide
[09] Warrior
Weird how that works... I heard it's made of grapes.
Gay.
Vodka is most often mixed with juice or some other sweet liquid/simple syrup, and bitches just love the sweet stuff. They have almost no appreciation for any kind of alcohol that actually tastes like alcohol.
NightmareKnight
[09] Warrior
All my teachers said I was really smart but didn't do well because I am lazy. I don't apply myself with things that require effort outside of the classroom, like homework.
Psylocide
[09] Warrior
Wow... I heard that until 8th grade. Then I manned up in high school/college and it was really worth it. Don't be like that all your life, you'll end up wishing you tried harder.
Krit
(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧
The dean of my school gave us candy for perfect attendance. lolcollege.
Weird. Just yesterday I heard he was getting fired.
Candy solves everything?
Also, all the guys in my class congregated around me.
Evidently, I'm smart. XD
Weird. Just yesterday I heard he was getting fired.
Candy solves everything?
Also, all the guys in my class congregated around me.
Evidently, I'm smart. XD
Psylocide
[09] Warrior
I can't believe this thread is still up...
The battle between Heaven and Hell has waged eternal, their armies fueled by souls harvested on Earth. The devil, Malebolgia, has sent a lieutenant to Earth to recruit men who will turn the world into a place of death in exchange for wealth and power, a place that will provide enough souls to complete his army and allow Armageddon to begin. All the Dark Lord needs now is a great soldier, someone who can lead his hordes to the gates of Heaven and burn them down.
Lizard Spawn!!!!!111!1!one
The battle between Heaven and Hell has waged eternal, their armies fueled by souls harvested on Earth. The devil, Malebolgia, has sent a lieutenant to Earth to recruit men who will turn the world into a place of death in exchange for wealth and power, a place that will provide enough souls to complete his army and allow Armageddon to begin. All the Dark Lord needs now is a great soldier, someone who can lead his hordes to the gates of Heaven and burn them down.
Lizard Spawn!!!!!111!1!one
TsunamiBye
[14] Master
You remind me of many people back in my high school.
That same ridiculous line teachers always say to people like you: "Smart but just lazy."
Doesn't it strike a nerve?
Madnis
[12] Conqueror
I can't believe this thread is still up...
The battle between Heaven and Hell has waged eternal, their armies fueled by souls harvested on Earth. The devil, Malebolgia, has sent a lieutenant to Earth to recruit men who will turn the world into a place of death in exchange for wealth and power, a place that will provide enough souls to complete his army and allow Armageddon to begin. All the Dark Lord needs now is a great soldier, someone who can lead his hordes to the gates of Heaven and burn them down.
Lizard Spawn!!!!!111!1!one
im more reminded of the intro of gargoyles...
1000 years ago, superstition and the sword ruled...
it was a time of darkness... it was a world of fear....
it was the age... of geckos...
small critters by day, warriors by night
we were betrayed by the islanders we had sworn to protect
hunted by these no good bastards for a thousand years............
now here in (insert your city here)
we are under protection....
AND WE LIVE AGAIN!!!
we are defenders of the night...
WE ARE GECKOS!!!
LKV
[09] Warrior
This video suddenly popped into my head. it's David Bowie on Ricky Gervais's british comedy show Extras. Bowie is hilariously evil.
TsunamiBye
[14] Master
Psylocide
[09] Warrior
The Landslide
[13] Hero
God damn am I happy to hear this. Really I am. I'm tired of all this bleeding heart bullshit, I'm so smart but I don't apply myself. What I would do to get easy grades, man I'd have been out of school by now if this shit came easy to me. Nothing has ever been easy for me in school, I work my ass off and I do great. I'm so tired of hearing people say how smart they are but how lazy they are, as if that makes them cool.
I know a lot of really stupid smart people who are going to make great garbage men and waiters.