Sett
[14] Master
No, I like that fact :3
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No, I like that fact :3
Pyrrus
[14] Master
Speaking of British accents...Why do they usually use them in documentaries?
BT_Johnny
[10] Knight
WindupSkeleton
[14] Master
Because only an English national can deliver a fact with such sex appeal.
PANDA
[13] Hero
My next dog shall be named Rupert and his name will be Rupert and he shall be mine.
K0rN_b4LL
[14] Master
AnitaLife
[10] Knight
nigga i c u you totally edited your post
also its like 90 million degrees in socal help
PANDA
[13] Hero
PANDA
[13] Hero
double post:
So Tira won Evo. Quick, everyone go learn Tira now!
So Tira won Evo. Quick, everyone go learn Tira now!
K0rN_b4LL
[14] Master
coolfighter1993
[10] Knight
Come on. Which fighting game is safe from low blows?
K0rN_b4LL
[14] Master
I don't recall any in Street Fighter but then again I'm not really thinking that hard.
coolfighter1993
[10] Knight
WindupSkeleton
[14] Master
Dingdingding.
d_b
[12] Conqueror
Sett
[14] Master
No, she looks like Fernando Torres.
coolfighter1993
[10] Knight
PANDA
[13] Hero
I actually just her song "Lights" on youtube and I can't get it out of my head.
Its like a cancer that has plagued my mind. needless to say all her other songs are shit. no, lower than shit.
This is the only recreation of the song that is worth listening to, other than the original.
PANDA
[13] Hero
So you're walking down a lonely dark street deep in the night when, suddenly, you hear a voice call out from a nearby dark alley: "Psst, kid! Over here!" Innocently, you glance over, your freakishly long pinkish coloured hair waves in the air and your ridiculously large girly eyes blink dubiously at the dark corner. Gingerly stepping closer, you squint your eyes and tug self-consciously at your deliciously small schoolgirl skirt and uniform, and you see it's just some seemingly helpless hobo sitting on the ground.
Naively, you walk over and ask, "What's wrong? Wow, you're sexy! Are you hurt?" when suddenly, the hobo asplodes into a massive tentacle monster with nasty green tentacles drooling with slime and mucus. Terrified, you turn around and bolt down the street/corridor while somehow losing your skirt in the process. But the tentacles are too fast and they grab you around your long womanly legs, creamy smooth thighs, lithe voluptuous waist, delicate soft arm, and it tightens around your vulnerable and slender throat, then the monster begins to slowly drag you back despite your terrified moans and futile struggles. "AAAAAAA!!" You scream, "A freakish hobo has grabbed me with slimy paralyzing tentacles! And the tentacles are slowly reaching up my unnecessarily short schoolgirl skirt and touching me in my naughty place! It's tickling me there! It's about to enter! What can I do? What will this horrible monster do to me? I need an adult! I need an adult!"
In other words, How do I avoid tentacle rape?"
Naively, you walk over and ask, "What's wrong? Wow, you're sexy! Are you hurt?" when suddenly, the hobo asplodes into a massive tentacle monster with nasty green tentacles drooling with slime and mucus. Terrified, you turn around and bolt down the street/corridor while somehow losing your skirt in the process. But the tentacles are too fast and they grab you around your long womanly legs, creamy smooth thighs, lithe voluptuous waist, delicate soft arm, and it tightens around your vulnerable and slender throat, then the monster begins to slowly drag you back despite your terrified moans and futile struggles. "AAAAAAA!!" You scream, "A freakish hobo has grabbed me with slimy paralyzing tentacles! And the tentacles are slowly reaching up my unnecessarily short schoolgirl skirt and touching me in my naughty place! It's tickling me there! It's about to enter! What can I do? What will this horrible monster do to me? I need an adult! I need an adult!"
In other words, How do I avoid tentacle rape?"