Save Soul Calibur

[SorceressSeren]

Damn guys, put some ice on those overheated tits.

 

[Norik]

bullshit snip

I'd like you to do us a favor and leave games that take real skill to real men. You've only posted 12 messages and you've already proven to be a scrub, an dumbass, and an asshole.

You misused literally three times in a day, even after being told what it means, and proceed to say the people at Namco can't write. Then you insult total stranger though the internet (you called him a vagrant, yet another misused word) because he disagreed with you, and you posted four fucking times in a row even though there's an edit button. You claim to have been a "DIEHARD FANBOY!" since SC1 (which isn't the first game in the series by the way), but nobody has ever even heard of you before in the whole SC internet community, nor have you been to any tournaments or events. And to top it off, you dare say the following:

Time to switch back to Tekken.

Tekken. You say you'll leave the most amazing fighter in the market to play fucking Tekken. Tekken is a total piece of shit in every single angle you look at it. It's one of the dumbest, slowest, and relentlessly boring fighters humanity has ever had the misfortune to play. Take this character for example:

Wow, great design. Was lampshade man already taken? I wouldn't mind so much if the controls didn't feel like you're playing with boxing gloves on. Of course, you might as well just play with gloves on, because the combos never amount to anything more than tapping pre-defined mashing patterns that inflict over 80% damage so that the entire match doesn't last more than 10 seconds. There isn't even any defensive option other than blocking.

If you're trolling, then you're doing a terrible job. If you're being sincere, then stop bitching about a game in the place where it is loved the most, nobody is going to agree with you. Nobody. You're twenty three years old, grow up and behave like a real man. Get you ass off your chair and do something productive with your life.

Oh, and one more thing: GTFO.

 

[Solo]

^Don't get this thread closed man.

 

[Heaton]

TOO LATE.​

 

[Jaxel]

Just had to come in here and say... hahahahaha!

I think our new moderation staff is wonderful.