T. i. T. 8

So much shit talkin goin down in here hahah! Good shit!

But, I want you guys to know....

No matter how hard or black you are. No matter how much shit you talk. We are all just a bunch of dorks who play video games. Not bare knuckle fighters(well some of you may be).
 
Lord, I hope you do actually have the kind of money you're talking about here... because it's not going to be worth robbing the liquor store and going to prison to pay off your soul calibur 4 debts. I'm posting this because I actually feel a bit sorry for you, so make sure you know what you're doing because these guys are not going to take "my hands were cold" for an answer or for payment.

That said, I've never wished I was a cervy player more than right now lol.
 
Goodevening boys and girls, this is the 8wayrun.com edition of the WAR REPORT.

Lets see, alot of spirit energy is alive up in this thread of J-bros. Some nice, most is bad, and one is ugly up in here. I don't really have much to say except to tell a lil story about " Pros and Joes. " These are the type of people that think they can run around anywhere and make a home for themselves and the lather is a fool. Jto " Da Pro " I want a great fight with you at tit, because I heard that you have legendary skills at this game. I heard that atl and you also " Da Pro " was supposed to be at the K. i. T tourny but it suxx because I never got to play you. Alot of people thought I played you down there and thought that you were there, but I said nah, no jto da pro, just the other atl cats... They asked me was I sure, I told them yea, I have still yet to fight the pro in a death match, to see these sub human skills but alas, all I had to snack on out there was some super lame duck named John ( a light snack ) So I want " Da Pro " not some crystal light substitute, I need that level of eliteness to elighten me and have me ponder about stuff. I seen a pic of " da pro " and this guy looked hella likem without the game so maybe he was a relative or something thinking he could win??? But its not going to happen, because I intend to bury "Da pro" and then move on to "Da Joe"

" Da Joe " yes, I think you all want to know what or who that is, but it is a simple solution for a simple individual. Joe in the correct sense and deff. of normal people are nobodys, zeros, ain't meant to shine shoes. If you think you have not seen this " Joe " that is from atl at any tourny before you are sadly mistaken, its just that he goes under false aliases. Swordloard, Da lord, etc... All are phony names in order for no one to remember who he was, till I seen this again, complete with his themesong and realtime pics of him, and tell you all about scooby doo. Scooby Doo???! I know you all are confused but he didn't want to go by that name because he knew people would laugh at his garbage azz, here just take a look for yourself (
) tell me that isn't the guy that goes around saying he is swordlord, or that he can beat pirate players. Nope, scooby doo is just a average azz joe that will be exposed come tit so peeps, get your seats, its going to be a massacre and 50 cent don't have nothing to do with this, Scooby, practice hard with ''Da Pro'' and I will have you a scooby snack or two when its done......

Sighs, I need a beer, shadow, tell me, where are the good players at.......
 
damn IceCold, you never told me about this tourney. this is about the time that my little man is going to be born, but i will see if grandma can come through. i have to make this.

funkpanda, lol.
 
lmao! hahahahaaaaaa!!! aww man ep. i cant do anything but lol at dat one! lol!
ok ok,u did beat john at k.i.t dat was not jto. i had my gurl all up in my mind...i was so focus on her cause she was a dime...and plus becuz of my devilish good looks,gurlz was jockin a foo at whateva mall we was at while we were at k.i.t and i was tryin 2beat sum wallz in but datz another story for another day. im not gonna use dat as a "swordlord" u got me when i wasnt lookin. lol! but she behind me and jto da pro is centered,one with da soul. so may da best man win...or in your case,o G.
EP(o G) vs. JTO(HERO)

...and oh lord...good luck...$1000...man make sure u cum thru and practice wit us more!
im pullin 4 ya!!!!!
 
Man, I forgot how fun it is to read all the Pre-TiT shenanigans. Serious money on the line, that will be worth the trip, IF the lord makes it out there. All this and a 3 on 3 b-ball game to boot? Need to tell my teammates to make it out there. It's looking more and more likely that I can make it to this tourney. I swore I was done traveling for these things, but I can't pass this up cuz nobody does it like Dallas, cept us!!!
 
john said:
lmao! hahahahaaaaaa!!! aww man ep. i cant do anything but lol at dat one! lol!
ok ok,u did beat john at k.i.t dat was not jto. i had my gurl all up in my mind...i was so focus on her cause she was a dime...and plus becuz of my devilish good looks,gurlz was jockin a foo at whateva mall we was at while we were at k.i.t and i was tryin 2beat sum wallz in but datz another story for another day. im not gonna use dat as a "swordlord" u got me when i wasnt lookin. lol! but she behind me and jto da pro is centered,one with da soul. so may da best man win...or in your case,o G.
EP(o G) vs. JTO(HERO)

...and oh lord...good luck...$1000...man make sure u cum thru and practice wit us more!
im pullin 4 ya!!!!!
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Oh shit, this is interesting. JTO(HERO), when I get back i'll be glad to money match you. I wanna play the real JTO in a first to 10 money match. It's shocking reading the shit that i've read in the last couple of days. People are considering you possibly the best in SC4, WTF? Your kryptonite will be home soon enough.
 
Can someone get RTD to translate this page into English? There's no translate on dictionary.com for whatever you guys are speaking.

<3 EP!
 
man pistons i can't call it but i know there not at kid piss ass's house. there's a lot of fuckers faking the funk in this thread. personally i wouldn't believe none of it til they actually show up and even then i'd be skeptical. it's too easy to talk shit behind a keyboard.

Im not gonna even touch the subject of scooby doo (ROFL) cuz i've never seen him smoke weed so he must be on PCP or whatever the shit is that makes you hallucinate

as far as JTO he did disappoint at KIT but i have faith in him but i wouldnt call him the best at sc4 no one has that title except for OOF who is the best at SC4 "online"

i will be there and i'll bring my laptop so i can record matches on one of the stations so we can document the pwnage cuz I predict that ATL will walk away with this one no offense just the way it has to be

MICK!! i hope you can make it from afghanistan this shit might be too crunk to miss
 
Eddy Pistons I need some info, I have this hotel reserved for ATL and Myself... is this location close to the venue??

Holiday Inn Select
2645 LBJ Fwy
Dallas,TX 75234

ID# 100208072
 
So yeah, just got back from my honeymoon and now there is pages of hype. I hope all the people making money matches actually DO come. I know the Cali guys will, I know ShadowG and probably Killa6 will but.......we'll see. Either way, tourney is going to be mad fun.
 
K peeps, price is up for rooms in the beginning of the thread, just waiting to put up the number for you and you can start reserving a room next week. Price will stay at that price and not go up so ttyl.....
 
Soo...the last time I called a hotel and asked for the E.P. special, I ended up with 3 hookers(1 alive crack whore, one dead whore, and 1 tranny), a bottle of SoCo, and a big angry black man named Tiny in my room. This isn't the same special is it? Cause if so I'm F'ing game!!!!
 
hahahaha, jesus, wtf man, someone hooked you up on the wrong end of a special. That was not me my friend, a fake for sure, but couldn't have been me. This time, you will be all to the good my friend and will be good to see ya, peace....
 
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