A while back, I ran into a guy named MorrisonMonster. He has a Yoshi with potential, but his outlook on how he is why I prefer to stay away from him.
I kid you not that he said I should fear high rank people with stats to which respond with a "I care on their skills not rank and stats". He literally added that why he's considered good. Because of his rank, winning ratio, and stats. I. Literally. Facepalmed.
Pardon the Pocky Yoshi gossip rant.
Anyways, I responded to a salty scrub long ago with some SCV dialogue. By the name of Aliasengine.
When I beat him, he whined in text on me using only one move with Asty. The bullrush.
I respond with: Are you in pain? (Pyrrha line)
He gave me a lecture on good players could use different moves and win.
I respond with: You're a good fighter, but I'm a superb one. (Patroklos line)
He responds with I shouldn't be tooting my horn if that's all I can do.
I respond with: Why fight me if losing is all you can do? (Siegfried line)
He responds with another salty lecture on me using only bullrush
I respond with: I had expected far better. (Siegfried line)
He responds with a passive line that states all you can do is spam to win
I respond with: I'm sorry, I have no choice. (Pyrrha line)
The end.