The Misheard Phrases Thread

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Soul Fuck! The Misheard VG Phrases Thread!

Weather it be English or Japanese sometimes we hear thing a bit differently then what they actually are. If you remember a phrase in a video game that sounded like something else fell free to share it. I want many laughs on this thread!

try to post like this:

What Game: What Character

What s/he actually says

What you hear
 
First post updated. YOU GUYS ARE DOING IT WRONG!!! LOL

Marvel V.S. Capcom 2: Morgan

"Shadow Balde!"

For the longest time I swore she was saying "Chowder Brain!"
 
That song "the Wise man has the power"

I keep hearing it as "The white man has the power" For YEARS i thought that song was about oppression.
 
Guilty Gears are among the best, and relatively classic I'd hope:

"I found the burrito!"
"Coconut!"
"Girlfriend!"
 
Yun- CVS 2
"Snap the condom on"

We all knew he was speaking Japanese, but it just seemed funny/wrong for him to say that after he won a battle with his opponent on the floor.
 
Back in SSBM, I played in the Japanese setting just for fun one time to see what was different. It was obvious to realize that the Japanese had no concept of plural nouns in "ICE CLIMBER", and I already knew about Koopa and Purin. I was really surprised to hear the Pokemon in Japanese. I knew that they would be different, but I wasn't prepared to hear what I was about to hear.


When Scissor appeared from the pokeball, I thought I heard "White Power". I knew the Japanese were ethnocentric, but this was a bit much.
Can someone tell me what Scissor was actually called in the Japanese?
 
Syrpiektre said:
Guilty Gears are among the best, and relatively classic I'd hope:

"I found the burrito!"
"Coconut!"
"Girlfriend!"
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Most of my friends heard Girlfriend too instead of Sol's gunflame.

Gundam battle assault 2: The announcer
"You're a goner now!"
"You're my daughter now" sort of a reverse who's your daddy?

Garou and KoF: Tizoc
"Great Sobat" (I think)
"grape soda"

"Justice hurricane"
"Just as I can!"

no idea
"I stay a bit too far!"

I hear the word "usagi" (the japanese word for rabbit) all over the place in fighting games, here are a couple...

SC4: Setsuka
No clue
"usagi ochiru ga ii" which could be translated as "rabbits should die"

KoFXI: K'
"mou unzari nan da yo!" (You're already getting on my nerves!)
"mou usagi nan da yo!" (Jeez, you're a rabbit!)
 
Syrpiektre said:
Guilty Gears are among the best, and relatively classic I'd hope:

"I found the burrito!"
"Coconut!"
"Girlfriend!"
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I always though Testament was saying "I found the tomato!"

That's a good Ky quote but let us not forget "Here's that lugi!"

Rei_Shao_Khan said:
Can someone tell me what Scissor was actually called in the Japanese?
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Scizor's name is Japanese is Hassamu. I would know since I have one on my team and I always nickname my pokemon there Japanese names when I'm done breeding them.
 
In Marvel Versus Capcom, what does War Machine say when he does Proton Canon?

I always heard "Here's my Sunday Vest, Proton Canon".
Does he really talk about his Sunday Vest?
 
Rei_Shao_Khan said:
In Marvel Versus Capcom, what does War Machine say when he does Proton Canon?

I always heard "Here's my Sunday Vest, Proton Canon".
Does he really talk about his Sunday Vest?
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I've heard people say they hear dress too. Here's my sunday best is what he really says.

mizuiro-kitsune said:
First post updated. YOU GUYS ARE DOING IT WRONG!!! LOL

Marvel V.S. Capcom 2: Morgan

"Shadow Balde!"

For the longest time I swore she was saying "Chowder Brain!"
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I still hear scatter brained

SSBB:Meta Knight
"Come back when you have the will to fight"
"Come back when you have the will to spike"

"Fight me!"
"Bite me!"
 
Best... That doesn't make sense. He is totally talking about his vest.

In Street Fighter Alpha 2, Sakura was hungry for some Cheese Burgers.
 
I'm pretty sure it is best Rei Shao, it's a set phrase referring to the good clothes one wears to church on Sunday. Although his vest is pretty spiffy.

Anyway that sakura quote, is that when she does "senpuu kyaku" (214K)? I think I've heard it too.

Also:
Guilty Gear XX: Jam (Ex)
"Renzokuken" her 41236P input
"Lousy paint can"

/edit/ I was oringally way off on "Here's my Sunday best" I used to hear "Go back to Mayberry. Proton Cannon!"
 
Best... I agree, though it seems like he is referring to the same thing.

I was referring to 214K for Sakura. Street Fighter Alpha 2 is the only game where it sounds like "Cheese Burger".
 
Suirad said:
Guilty Gear XX: Jam (Ex)
"Renzokuken" her 41236P input
"Lousy paint can"
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LMFO! I'm a Jam player and I know exactly what your talking about but i never heard it like "Lousy paint can!"

Now for Sol:

In his instant kill, one of his quotes sounds like "Topher Grace!"
 
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