The Misheard Phrases Thread

Now for Sol:

In his instant kill, one of his quotes sounds like "Topher Grace!"

Instead of Napalm death? That's pretty good. I can hear almost anything off of it. "Have some tech!" "Assume fetch!". People seem to hear alternates for the second word of his overdrive including tyrant wave, tyrant rake and so on...
 
I'll stain my hands with you bread...

How does Geese stain his hands with your bread? How does bread stain anything? Why would Geese touch your bread?

Much later, I would learn that he was saying "blood" in extremely bad Engrish. It makes more sense, but I have already pictured Geese holding a loaf of bread for too long to think he meant anything else.
 
Just remembered this one at work!

MVC2 Cammy: "Spin Drive Smasher!"

for the longest time I swore she was saying "Destroy Soccer!"
 
Terry was always great also.

"Power Wave" sounded an awful lot like "Go Away"
"Rising Tackle" became either "Rising Takoooo" or "Rising Taco"

Sawrae

Either Geese either talks about bread or bra. Hard to tell sometimes.


Good old Raiden.
"I'll stand on your Grave" originally sounded like "I'll stand on your Brain"
I never really understood why he would stand on your brain until I was corrected one time.
 
Gundam battle assault 2: The announcer
Again no clue
"You're my daughter now" sort of a reverse who's your daddy?

El oh el, I haven't played GBA2 for ages but I still remember that one. I'm pretty sure what he actually says is "You're a goner now!"
 
El oh el, I haven't played GBA2 for ages but I still remember that one. I'm pretty sure what he actually says is "You're a goner now!"

Thanks, I'll make sure to listen for it.

I think Raiden sounds funny even when I know what he's saying.

Akuma: Marvel vs. series
Messatsu
West Coast

I think it was specifically when he said "messatsu" off the shouryuuken hyper combo, but it might've been the hadouken one.
 
This is going WAY back, but in the old NES game "Blades of Steel", the commentator says "Face-Off" but we used to always think he said "Praise God." We used to make fun of this lady at our church when we were kids cause she always said "praise god" after everything, so we'd always go "face-off" right after she said it in church.

yeah, we got hit a lot in church.
 
When Setsuka (english) does her 1BB it sounds like "VROOM CAR!"

I know this one isn't a video game but I think it's pretty good, In Sailor Moon S (English) when Sailor Uranus said "World Shaking!" it sounds like shes saying "World Chicken!"
 
Hilarious. Amongst KoFs often bad engrish, Geese always has the worst.

KoFXI: Blue Mary
Spin Fall
Spit Ball

and her special sounds like "Marvelous Dynomite Singing!"

Is one of her moves really "Bloody Tampon"?

Someone said that's what it was before I ever used her and after that I could never hear anything else
 
setsuka's B+K =
"Fυck"

i really don't know what other word it could be. maybe just a battle cry
 
You're not the only one that hears that. I honestly don't know what else she could be saying. A part of me wants to look it up or find out, a part of me just wants to believe my own truth.
 
That's because he IS saying Porn Star Bun Strike.

Custom voice 4(the one reminiscent of Amy) says "slut" when you have it do Amy's 44B.
 
MVC2 machine finally found it's way back into my local arcade...

MVC2: Ruby Heart
Not sure
"Ya wanna dance?"

this is off qcf P.

MVC2: Cammy
"Too short"
"New York"

From her win pose.

MVC2: Marrow
Not sure
"Let me eat!"

mid-air HCB P, its the attack-grab I think.
 
What is Asta saying during his 3A? Sounds like, "Bulba!"

Why does Cassie constantly shout "Over!" when she's hit?
 
BlazBlue; the announcer

Misheard: "Gorilla Fate is Turning"

Actual Phrase: "The Wheel of Fate is Turning"

Misheard: "Discouraging Finish"

Actual Phrase: "Distortion Finish"

Engrish FTW.
 
GLEE! I'm so happy, other people than myself are bumping this thread!

Anyway, in one of Axl Lows voice sets he says "Dokkan!!" for his Axl Bomber but it sound like hes saying "Sucka!"
 
KOF Maximum Impact: Soiree Meira
Big Mittwoch
Big Wednesday (You know, down at the office)

Super deadly move or w/e the hell they call them in that game, he sweeps then kicks out a big wave of something.
 
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