The writer's block

loli_lover said:
DIGIMON 2: RETURN OF DIGIMON
Digimon was ta hom eatnig breffist. He ate a omelette and toast with english muffins and he had bagels and Cap'n Crunch.
He was also eating orange juice a muffin and sausage and a bacon piece but he also ate just bread.
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that shit blew my mind
 
lmao

this thread is amazing.

also this is the best fanfic ever made: http://www.asstr.org/files/Collecti...n/Serials/Agony in Pink - Special Edition.txt

well i suppose i will attempt to turn this thread around...and post some poetry for this hypercritical anonymous critique machine.



Remember this… I'm asking you, not telling you
not forgiving you or
understanding you
or asking you to understand me
or
this
or yourself even. Just remember this:

Understanding will come later,
when you're ready, when the ache is gone,
the tightness in your chest, the screaming in your head,
repetitions of repetitions,
repeating themselves over
and over
and under
and through,
past the core, the rotting cherries and
screaming children…
all the way to
the other side,
to that place you haven't seen
or dared to look at.

Understanding will come after…
after all the hatreds have been exhausted,
after all the women have shriveled up into mousy regrets,
after the postman is gone and the mailbox is empty,
after the bloodstains on her blouse turn a shade of brown
that is difficult to look at,
after you,
after me,
after America and Russia and the next mighty empire of holy men,
after this, long after this
and everything else I waste my time with
and ask you
to waste yours on.

Understanding will arrive long after you need it most,
when the house is finally empty
and quiet
and dark
and there is no longer anyone within earshot
for you to question
or blame
or torture
with your pleas and repetitions
and nagging, faulty revelations that amount to nothing…

Understanding will show itself
when you have no one to share it with,
when illumination finally hides darkness
well enough
that you can close your eyes
and find
rest
or peace
or God forbid,
sleep.

Understanding will creep up on you with steps lighter than a housecat's
and jaws stronger than a tiger's. It won't bite
or snarl
or maul you
or take you by surprise.
It will
simply
arrive,
nod its head,
smile,
tip its hat
and share the joke with you,
after,
long, long after
you hold the ability
of laughter.

Then you will know.

Take your time – it's all you have.
Relax and have some fruit or maybe
a glass of water.

There is nothing here you need to know.

Grow fat.
 
DEVIL MAY CRY: TEH CRYING OF THE DEMON

Dante watireed in his castal of darkness but he was not sad was angery1 A man was that a demon came to conquer him but it would not be so.

"I have come to delver a massege from a demon" saided a beard man with angry sword. He ripped Dante castla but Dante duck under the sowrd and return the fatal blow.

"Who the demon?" Dante setts down his fists.

"I am only bring message" And the man died with blood attack. Dante was explore for clues in old mansion. Time to rock and roll, his thoughtedhead brightened him.

"Relax your weopns!" Said a demonwoman. Her name hse said was Karrven and she explosioned a fire at him. Dante took his pistals and cracked a awesome lightning and she came to exploding. Dante swoop down with sword but sword broke!

"Naack1! Tatth was my faethers SWORD I MURDER YOU" but she was alsready mudredicd becuse she was un dead ghost spirit of demon working for the great daman mastar Powerloth.

"Good work yuo freed Kravne but now fights you against me!" And it was Simonn Belmont from Castalvania who was turns more evil by Darcula. Too much power so Dante did not have his sword and hads use his gun attack.

"Fire bullet" Dante shoot at Simon and blood his face off. "NO!"

Simon was not free thoug becuss he was under evil powrar too lnog! Dante felt bads about it but tath was his duety. He would make new sword out of a metal and would win triumph over anuther evil agein!he end
 
Ok, so I figure I'll put something right in here.

Abberant Love

Master Chief finished packing. Ever since Cloud Strife, his own true love, had been lost at sea, Master Chief had been conupiscent.

There was nothing left for him anymore, nothing mattered to him, all was luminescent. So today, Valentine's Day, he was going on a journey to become an illustrious bellweather.

Just then, there was a pulchritudinus knock at the door. Master Chief opened it and stood there huskily for a moment, before falling to the floor in a swoon and bruising his penis.

When Master Chief came to, Cloud Strife was holding his penis and looking delicious. "My love," Cloud Strife said alluringly, "I'm sorry for the resplendent shock. I've been shipwrecked on a beautiful island for the last ten years, living like a shining duck which eats all ugly things and banishes them to hell. I was only rescued last week." He paused. "I lost my penis in the wreck. Can you still love me?"

Master Chief could hardly believe his Cloud Strife had returned. "I will always love you, penis or no penis. Besides, you can cover it up with an egg."

They embraced jovially and vowed to never be parted again.

And all was bewitching.
 
To Easily Lick

Cassandra and Sophitia were celebrating a tiny Valentine's Day together. Cassandra had cooked a tight dinner and they ate on the bed by candlelight.

"My darling," Sophitia said, stroking Cassandra's feet, "I have something for you." She gave a box to Cassandra. "It is but a juicy token of my green love."

Cassandra opened the box. Inside was a wet beer! She gazed at it lovely. Then she gazed at Sophitia lovely. "It's enticing," Cassandra said. "Come here and let me lick you."

Just then, a bright crone sprang out of hiding and cackled like the stars that illuminate the night sky. "Your happiness will not last!" she said in an expensive voice and dropped a piece of paper onto the dinner table.

Sophitia read it. "It's a page from a diary. It says...it says that you're my sister."

They stared at each other lonely as the crone cackled some more. Cassandra's ass began to tremble. Then Sophitia shrugged, pulled out a feather, and hit the crone on her vagina. She fell over dead.

"Problem solved!" Cassandra said and kissed Sophitia sexily. "This is an exquisite Valentine's Day!"

They provacatively burned the diary page in the candle and never told another soul.

And then they licked each other all night long.
 
Here I sit all broken hearted
Tried to shit
But only farted

Then one day
I took a chance
Tried to fart
But shit my pants



HRD
 
Seventeen-year-old Link was on top of the world after having visited his friend, Princess Zelda, at Hyrule Castle. They were no longer friends now-they were engaged to be married. Link had finally gotten the courage to propose to her. They'd seen each other for around six months so far and it was obvious to both of them that they were meant for each other. Zelda had seemed so surprised but had accepted his ring.
Link was happily riding home on Epona. On the way back, he stopped at Lon Lon Ranch to visit his first cousin Malon. That had been a strange development to say the least. Right after Ganondorf's defeat Link had learned that his mother and Malon's mother had been sisters.
"Hi, cousin!" Malon giggled when Link came riding in. "You look awfully happy today!"
"Zelda and I are getting married in six months or so," said Link.
"Oh, congratulations!" Malon exclaimed as she hugged him. "You two make a cute couple!"
"And of course, since you and Uncle Talon are family, you'll be invited," said Link.
"Oh, thank you, Link! I'll have to make something to wear! After all, it will be a wedding between the Princess of Hyrule and the Hero of Time!" Link and Malon chatted for a while, then Link mounted Epona and headed back to his home in the Kokiri Forest.
Zelda sat in the windowsill in her room and sighed. She knew she should be happy. She was going to marry Hyrule's greatest hero. But what would he think of her if he knew? She hadn't even told Impa, her nursemaid, whom she trusted the most. There was only one other person who knew-and he was the one who had made her feel like this. Fortunately, he was sealed in the Evil Realm-she'd put him there herself with Link's help.
Those years as Sheik-she'd purposely disguised herself as a boy, just so he wouldn't find her and try to hurt her even more. Had she not disguised herself, he would have captured her and quite possibly finished what he'd started. The thought of that made her shudder. Then when she'd revealed her true identity to Link, he'd looked at her in the same way he had. No, not quite the same...Link's eyes had held desire, but it wasn't the same. She didn't know how to describe it. His look had been more...innocent.
She couldn't tell Link. He'd never know anyway. It was because she loved him that she wouldn't burden him with her secret, the secret she'd kept for more than seven years.
Link led Epona up to his treehouse in the Kokiri Forest. Saria was standing there. "I trust your visit went pretty well?" she asked.
"Zelda and I are engaged," said Link proudly.
"Oh, that's wonderful!" said Saria. She hugged Link after he dismounted the horse. "You know, you two are meant for each other. I always knew it."
Mido came waltzing up. "Don't you feel funny, being the only adult in this forest?" he asked.
Link looked down at him, his chin in his hand, just studying the Kokiri leader. "Don't you feel foolish trying to get someone mad who's nearly twice your size?" he grinned. Saria giggled. Mido turned beet red and stalked away.
"Looks like he finally got his comeuppance," Saria said, still giggling.
"You're not a little kid anymore, and you're not a Kokiri. Besides, some of us Kokiri feel safer with you around, in case something else happens to the village." She was referring to the time not too long ago, when the village had been overrun with Mad Scrubs, Deku Babas, and Octoroks.
"Well, with Ganon gone I won't even be needed here," said Link. "And if it'll make Mido happy, I'll be out of here in six months or so, when I marry Zelda."
The next week, Link went to see Zelda. "Zelda, darling, what's wrong?" he asked. He could see that she'd been crying.
"Link, I need to break off our engagement," she said.
"Why? What's stopping us from being married?" Link demanded. "Is it because I'm not of royal blood?"
"No, Link, that's not it at all," said Zelda. "I love you more than anything. But I don't think I'm the right girl for you."
"Not the right-Zelda, you're the girl I want!"
"Are you sure? I'm the only girl you've ever fallen in love with," said Zelda.
"So? Zelda, talk to me. What is wrong?"
"I-I can't tell you."
"Why not?"
"If I did, you would probably stop loving me."
Link studied her for a long moment. "Zelda, you're trying to push me away right now," he said. He was starting to feel a bit of anxiety. "Please, just tell me, and let me decide for myself. What have you to lose?"
"Promise you'll hear me out?" Zelda asked. "I haven't even told Impa."
"Of course," said Link, leaning forward in his chair and taking her hand.
"It first happened when I was eight years old," Zelda began. "I was-violated."
"You mean-raped?"
"No...thank Nayru it never got to that. It was Ganondorf," she said, her voice barely above a whisper. "He would come into my room at night...and he would-touch me in certain places.One night when I was ten he actually tried to take my nightgown off me. I started screaming as loud as I could, and he ran from my room. My father thought I was just having a nightmare, and I told him no differently. I thought that it was my fault somehow and maybe it was." Zelda could see the anger burning in Link's blue eyes. "Link...are you mad at me?" she asked.
"No." Link shook his head. "Zelda, why didn't you tell anyone?"
"They wouldn't listen to me when I told them about my suspicions about Ganondorf, why would they believe me about this?" Zelda replied, tears streaming down her cheeks. "Not even Impa knows what I just told you." More tears. "Would you marry a girl like me?"
"Yes," said Link without hesitation. "Because you didn't ask for it. Did you?" He already knew the answer to that; he had to make her see it. Zelda shook her head. "You see, it wasn't your fault. Ganondorf had no business doing that to you. I won't ask you to tell me exactly what he did...you can tell me if you want, but only when you're ready."
"I am still a virgin, Link...but the thought of our wedding night...it makes me so nervous...."
Link got up and knelt before Zelda. He rested his arms across her lap and looked up at her. "I won't make you do anything you don't want to do," he promised. "I'll give you all the time you need. Ganondorf won't be able to hurt you anymore. We took care of that."
"Link, thank you for being so understanding," said Zelda as she smiled down through her tears at him. "I was afraid you'd want nothing to do with me if you somehow found out about this. I was afraid I'd be considered damaged goods."
"I want to thank you for trusting me with this," said Link. "I would only consider a girl to be damaged goods if she willingly had other men-if she was a harlot." He kissed her hand. "Now, do you want to marry me?"
"Yes," said Zelda. "Please, can we keep this secret?"
"I won't tell anyone. But if I were you, I would let Impa know. I'm sure she'd be every bit as understanding," said Link as he stood up.
"Yes, I'll tell her," said Zelda. "Link, you can't imagine what a weight has been lifted off my shoulders just by telling you. I feel so much better now."
"I'm glad you told me," said Link. "I probably would have eventually done something to remind you of that and I would have wondered what it was I'd done."
He helped Zelda to her feet and hugged her tightly. "I'll do everything I can to help you forget that and get over it. You just need to talk to me. We won't let Ganondorf reach out from the Evil Realm and put a damper on things, will we?"
"Sounds like you have the Triforce of Wisdom instead of me," Zelda said in an attempt to joke. "You're right. I won't let him come between us." She gave Link a kiss. "I must have done something good, to have a man like you. I was only wanting to spare you some frustration."
"Zelda, it's because I love you more than life itself that I am more than willing to deal with it," said Link. "It's because I love you that I want to help you forget about that and move on. No matter how long it takes. Even if it takes a lifetime, I'll stand by you." Zelda cried on his shoulder, happy because she was going to marry such a selfless young man. He would help her banish Ganondorf from her thoughts and dreams, just as he'd helped her banish him to the Evil Realm.
 
A Sexy Occurrence

Amy paced up and down, jiggling her legs. Her very good friend, Talim, had arranged to meet her here on the floor. "I have something sticky to tell you," she had said.

Talim was late, which was very unlike her. Any moment now, Amy expected to see her bounce up, her long hair streaming behind her and her loud eyes aglow.

Amy heard footsteps, but they seemed rather funny for a delicate and pure girl like Talim, whose tread was wet. She turned around and found Hilde staring at her.

"What are you doing here?" Hilde said godly. "I thought you said you didn't want to see me again."

Amy had said that, but now she was beginning to wish she hadn't acted so quickly. "Talim asked to meet me here." As she gazed at Hilde, her ass began to throb passionately.

"Oh," Hilde said, sexily. "I'll just go then."

"Wait," Amy said and caught Hilde by her head. "I was wrong. I still love you. Can you ever forgive me?"

"Yes," Hilde said, smiling. They wrapped their arms around each other and kissed, like hottest fire from the depths of hell itself!.

From behind a demon, Talim watched with a pink light in her warm eyes. She took a list out of her pocket, and checked off "Amy/Hilde". Then, she skipped off to help an embittered man find love again, just as soon as she'd saved the cat from extinction.
 
loli_lover said:
A Sexy Occurrence

Amy paced up and down, jiggling her legs. Her very good friend, Talim, had arranged to meet her here on the floor. "I have something sticky to tell you," she had said.

Talim was late, which was very unlike her. Any moment now, Amy expected to see her bounce up, her long hair streaming behind her and her loud eyes aglow.

Amy heard footsteps, but they seemed rather funny for a delicate and pure girl like Talim, whose tread was wet. She turned around and found Hilde staring at her.

"What are you doing here?" Hilde said godly. "I thought you said you didn't want to see me again."

Amy had said that, but now she was beginning to wish she hadn't acted so quickly. "Talim asked to meet me here." As she gazed at Hilde, her ass began to throb passionately.

"Oh," Hilde said, sexily. "I'll just go then."

"Wait," Amy said and caught Hilde by her head. "I was wrong. I still love you. Can you ever forgive me?"

"Yes," Hilde said, smiling. They wrapped their arms around each other and kissed, like hottest fire from the depths of hell itself!.

From behind a demon, Talim watched with a pink light in her warm eyes. She took a list out of her pocket, and checked off "Amy/Hilde". Then, she skipped off to help an embittered man find love again, just as soon as she'd saved the cat from extinction.
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A couple of comments...

1. WTF a floor is not a palce emo. It is a thing.
2. More detail please. Why was Amy waiting for Talim?
3. OOC sir. You gotta fix that.
4. " From behind a demon,"? WTf is that suppsoe to mean?
5. Since when are Amy and Hilde a couple?
last one
6. the chat between Amy Hilde needs to be longer. This whole story needs to be longer.

Also here is my newest fanfic.

http://slycopper23.deviantart.com/art/Princess-Deathmatch-Prologue-150433841

http://slycopper23.deviantart.com/art/Clash-of-Leather-alt-ending-140575254

That's an alt. ending from one of my Friend's fanfics. It was a pretty good fic. I trick him into thinking that I had a yuri ending for his fanfic. And he fell for it too.
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loli_lover said:
A Sexy Occurrence

Amy paced up and down, jiggling her legs. Her very good friend, Talim, had arranged to meet her here on the floor. "I have something sticky to tell you," she had said.

Talim was late, which was very unlike her. Any moment now, Amy expected to see her bounce up, her long hair streaming behind her and her loud eyes aglow.

Amy heard footsteps, but they seemed rather funny for a delicate and pure girl like Talim, whose tread was wet. She turned around and found Hilde staring at her.

"What are you doing here?" Hilde said godly. "I thought you said you didn't want to see me again."

Amy had said that, but now she was beginning to wish she hadn't acted so quickly. "Talim asked to meet me here." As she gazed at Hilde, her ass began to throb passionately.

"Oh," Hilde said, sexily. "I'll just go then."

"Wait," Amy said and caught Hilde by her head. "I was wrong. I still love you. Can you ever forgive me?"

"Yes," Hilde said, smiling. They wrapped their arms around each other and kissed, like hottest fire from the depths of hell itself!.

From behind a demon, Talim watched with a pink light in her warm eyes. She took a list out of her pocket, and checked off "Amy/Hilde". Then, she skipped off to help an embittered man find love again, just as soon as she'd saved the cat from extinction.
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Destinizish said:
Ok, so I figure I'll put something right in here.

Abberant Love

Master Chief finished packing. Ever since Cloud Strife, his own true love, had been lost at sea, Master Chief had been conupiscent.

There was nothing left for him anymore, nothing mattered to him, all was luminescent. So today, Valentine's Day, he was going on a journey to become an illustrious bellweather.

Just then, there was a pulchritudinus knock at the door. Master Chief opened it and stood there huskily for a moment, before falling to the floor in a swoon and bruising his penis.

When Master Chief came to, Cloud Strife was holding his penis and looking delicious. "My love," Cloud Strife said alluringly, "I'm sorry for the resplendent shock. I've been shipwrecked on a beautiful island for the last ten years, living like a shining duck which eats all ugly things and banishes them to hell. I was only rescued last week." He paused. "I lost my penis in the wreck. Can you still love me?"

Master Chief could hardly believe his Cloud Strife had returned. "I will always love you, penis or no penis. Besides, you can cover it up with an egg."

They embraced jovially and vowed to never be parted again.

And all was bewitching.
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Ok... well... uh.. A couple of comments.

1. Halo and FF7= big no-no. Those two worlds don't make any sense and should not be in the same fic.
2.I hate yoai.
3. "I will always love you, penis or no penis. Besides, you can cover it up with an egg" The msot fuck up thing I have ever heard.
4. Once again the OOCness sir. You gotta work on that.
5. To be hoenst, I rreally find this story to be something a halo fanboy and FF7 fanfuck would make. This is almost worst than My immortal.
6. Since Cloud lost his dick. Does that make him a chick?
7. bad lemon dude* pukes*
8. That hurting his penis part is stupid. He wouldn't be able to mvoe for a bit.
9. details, backstory, and please increase length. I want to know why they are together.

I'm sorry, but this fic is epic fail. Please come up with a better idea next time. This fic was too random and somewhat retarded. Try using a little logic sir, it doesn't hurt. While I might hate yoai, I've read some decent yoai fics on FF.net. You should check those out for ideas, if you want to beome a better yoai writer. But please do better next time, ok?
 
CrazyYoshimitsu said:
Ok... well... uh.. A couple of comments.

1. Halo and FF7= big no-no. Those two worlds don't make any sense and should not be in the same fic.
2.I hate yoai.
3. "I will always love you, penis or no penis. Besides, you can cover it up with an egg" The msot fuck up thing I have ever heard.
4. Once again the OOCness sir. You gotta work on that.
5. To be hoenst, I rreally find this story to be something a halo fanboy and FF7 fanfuck would make. This is almost worst than My immortal.
6. Since Cloud lost his dick. Does that make him a chick?
7. bad lemon dude* pukes*
8. That hurting his penis part is stupid. He wouldn't be able to mvoe for a bit.
9. details, backstory, and please increase length. I want to know why they are together.
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1. It's a fanfic, crossovers rarely make sense.
2. Personal opinion
3. I really wanted him something terrifying there. So I suppose it worked.
4. It's a fanfic, generally, being "in character" hardly matters.
5. Minus the grammar and spelling errors. You so mean. D:
6. lol
7. LOL
8. That's why he didn't. In case you didn't know, he passed out.
9. It was written specifically for this thread. Length and backstory weren't exactly a concern.
 
CrazyYoshimitsu said:
Fists are better than Blades
A Soul calibur boxing fanfic by SlyCopper23
Chapter 1- Fighting and time changes

There is time where women feel powerful among other women. But when someone disagrees a challenge is call out. Many groups, forces, or crews fight to see who the strongest is among them. Well join me, Wilcox, Izuna, and the SC cast for one wild adventure you guys are about to read.

The day is slow and clam. Not a cloud in the sky to worry about at all. Everything in the world of SC is good. As we keep going on we see many characters from the game like Lizardman, nightmare, Raphael, and so on. Until we stop to see one middle age woman with a white dress on. Look to the skies for answers. She spoke with peace in her voice.

Ivy: Oh, great skies are I the strongest woman in the world?

There was nothing, but silence from the skies as she looks dumbfounded at them.
Ivy: Well screw you guys.
She said with angry in her voice. The woman name was Ivy. A woman that has seek much pain and sorrow in her life, and is now wondering if she is the strongest woman in the world. An idea crosses her mind, and she begins to wonder if it would work.
Ivy: Ummmm....;I wonder if I can gather all the females in this world, and discuss with them who is the strongest woman.

So she sent a letter to all females of her world. They went as far to Southeast Asia to Japan, and so on. Many took the invitation with great haste. The women who took the challenge were very different from one another. You had a geisha, a ninja, a wind maiden, to many more other females. They all arrive at the Mansion of Ivy Valentine the next day ready to see what this woman has to say. She meets them with a warm simile, and welcomes them to her home.

Ivy: I greet you well ladies.

She leads to her living room, and they start to discuss who is the strongest of them all.
Ivy: So who here thinks they are the strongest woman in the world?
Setsuka: I don't see the point of this discuss, but I am the strongest woman of you all.

She said with a smirk from the blond haired Samurai Geisha.
Taki: Lies!!! A person like you who job is to man happy is sick. You don't understand the real meaning of combat. I for one understand better than anyone, and have witness to prove it.

Hilde: A ninja? Oh wow, your people are so easy to kill. Look bitch you have to have honor first and great wisdom to be considering the strongest woman in the world. Which I have gain over the years of combat I have seen.

Seong Mina: All I hear is blah, blah, blah. Honor and crap is useless when it comes to combat. All you need is skills to beat your opponent.

Xianghua: I agree all you need skills to outsmart your foe.

Cassandra: Look I am the toughest bitch around, and you tramps got nothing on me. Not only do I have skills, I have got style to outclass all you streetwalkers.

Sophitia: Please excuse my younger sister. She has been fucking her boyfriend too much to think about combat. But I am the strongest of them all because of my sprit, and hours of training make me the perfect the female warrior.

Tira: Will you all just shut up!!! No, no, no this won't do. I am the strongest woman because of my no mercy rule. I kill when you are weak. I kill when you are sleep. I kill when you are heavily wounded. I show no mercy.

Talim: Ummm....I think everyone should just calm down. To the strongest is to know what to do forever event of actions. Killing, skills, and style mean nothing if you don't know what you are fighting for. I have reason, and I’ll stick by it. You guys should too.

Amy: I agree with Talim. I think we should think about those things first.

Setsuka: I can't believe the women in this room. Taki is a cocky, little bitch that needs to find a boyfriend. Hilde and her code of honor can go to hell. Oh, and Taki fuck off. I don't make any man happy. I only make myself happy.

Taki: All I have to say is you guys are just women who use their looks to get what they one. Look at Ivy for example. She needs to bed with another man to have a nice house like this.

POW!!! Ran over to her, and slap her in her face.

Ivy: Watch your mouth you little fucking bitch!!
Hilde: You fools don't speak words of wisdom. Sigh.. I bet most of you earn your living by pleasing other man for 50 gold.

Taki&Setsuka look at her with strong looks.

Taki: So this is coming from a girl who has no ass or tits. Go back to day you little brat.

Setsuka: Agreed this child is misinformed.

Ivy: Look all we are doing is throwing insults to one another we should settle this like real women.

Talim: How so, Mrs. Valentine?

Ivy: We will go to a place where soul edge once rules. And have an all out brawl with our weapons. The last one standing is the winner, and is consider the strongest woman in the world.

Hilde: So whoever doesn't die is the winner?

Ivy: Correct, Hilde.

A huge gasp from the girls hit the room hard as many girls talk about their safety, complains, and how insane this is. Ivy look at them displease.
Ivy: Look if you are scare, I'll give you one chance to leave. If you want to come, then follow me to the battlegrounds.

A lot of them were unsure, but no one left their seat. So she saw that they were willing to fight and die for the title of "Strongest woman in the world"
So, they travel long and far to this old battleground. They walk, and chatted with their friends.

Tira: Man this is boring. When am I going to get the chance to kill someone?

Cassandra: You better watch your mouth, and better start thinking of your last words when I drive my sword into your heart.
Tira: You won't even get the chance.

Setsuka: Little girls like you should have ran when you had the chance. You don't even understand what's going on. I'll make sure to make yours deaths quick and painless to show a bit of respect to you.

Tira: I'll make sure your death is slow, but very painful.

She said with a simile on her face.

Ivy: Sigh.. All talk, but no show. Anyways, here we are everyone. The place will be fighting, and killing one another on.

The battlegrounds was a castle that was hit by soul edge very hard, but still has solid footholds for a battle among warriors. It was destroyed, but was still a good place to do battle.

Ivy: Ok, I'll give you a few minutes to pray, get ready, and etc. I wish you all luck.

Ivy ( in head): Ha. Those fools won’t know what hit them after I unleash this prototype weapon I made with pieces of soul edge. I shall become the strongest woman in the world with this blade.
END OF CHAPTER 1!!!

A/N: Ok, I hope everyone enjoy 1,000words plus of this first chapter. Since it late at night the grammar and some of my jokes might be off. So, please don't flame me, ok guys? Anyways, I hope you enjoy chapter 1 of Fists are better than Blades.

P.S. Izuna you better read this story instead of jacking off to Reiko fool!!!! Also tell me if you like this writing style or not. I only did it because so no one won't get confuse on what's going and crap. Tell what you think, ok guys?
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This is how you write a fanfic.
 
Destinizish said:
1. It's a fanfic, crossovers rarely make sense.
2. Personal opinion
3. I really wanted him something terrifying there. So I suppose it worked.
4. It's a fanfic, generally, being "in character" hardly matters.
5. Minus the grammar and spelling errors. You so mean. D:
6. lol
7. LOL
8. That's why he didn't. In case you didn't know, he passed out.
9. It was written specifically for this thread. Length and backstory weren't exactly a concern.
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4. It does matter dude. A lot of people get piss when someone uses a character in an incorrect way.
8. He's grabbing his dick dude. That's a little....
9. That's funny my friend because emo and black dragon didn't that. They had
3. In my opinion, that was really fucking stupid. Try using something that's logically. Him losing his eye sight or an arm would have been better.
1. That's not true actually. A crossover can make depending on the choice of series. For example my friend, Patriot1776, has a Inuyasha/LoZ fanfic going on right now. And while I find it to be hsi worst story, it has goteen him a lot of fans. He did an excellent job of mixing the worlds of Inuyasha and Loz flawlessly. I was impress.
 
Meh.......

A dude’s thought on the matter. It is I Pocky Yoshi (aka NamuSkull). Here to write/vent some thoughts into a thread. What do you live your life like? Does it always have to be to the fullest? Or is your life negative because you think that no girl likes you? Is being the best at a sport that important? What puts motivation into you? Do you believe in God? Is there anything you regret doing or miss? Ask yourself a question every day. In terms of anything that may satisfy you. Sometimes questioning one’s intention, habit, or whatever it is you’re thinking; can actually make you alert at something. How so? It’s mentality for your typical everyday choice you make in life. I mean many of us are content with the way life is. But did you stop to think what would happen if it were to end out of nowhere? That wouldn’t be pleasant at all, wouldn’t it? Many of us claim that partying with all of your friends makes you the most happiest. But what happens when you suddenly fall in love? Now which will make you happier? The partying or the person you love? If you went with the person you love, will he/she make you happy? Or let’s say you chose partying because you’re not quite ready for love. Are you sure that you want to miss out on an opportunity? The point I’m trying to make is being sure about what you decide and being tactful about it. Some claim they know what they totally want; only to be stopped by a simple obstacle like a debt, getting blackmailed, homework they could have been done on time or whatever may stand in your way. Then all of a sudden, your mentality walls of security crumbles away like paper. That’s something you should check out. And be ready for unexpected things even if they startle you. Savvy?
 
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