The writer's block

It's always the same. Darkness. No light. But by no means does that imply nothingness. I feel myself almost floating, feeling not so much like a piece of driftwood on the water as the water itself. Flowing, fluid, nothing can contain me. The lack of sight is my only obstacle, and I am not afraid. I have perceptions that no eye could rival. I "feel" the world. Expanding, contracting, I can ooze around one object and shoot myself to the next. I can tighten myself rock hard then release so that the bluntest stone could fall right through me. I feel my strength and speed increase ten fold. The awareness, the limitless potential, the power -it's ...intoxicating. But this is just a dream. The same one I've had for years now. Such power I wield in my mind while I sleep, yet upon the morning, as the sun passes it's rays across my face and my eyes open the dream dies, and the sickly feeling of mundane reality fills me as I am doomed to walk another eventless day...
I opened my eyes. Something was different, very different. The stained stucco ceiling of my apartment that usually greeted my sight each morning was instead replaced with... someplace else. Someplace darker and colder than my apartment. Someplace metal and concrete, splattered with rust colored spots and streaks. Where the hell am I? A musty smell filled this place. I then realize that this scent is very subtle compared to another. A pungent stench, like a pile of old pennies, and eerily familiar. Blood, and a lot of it. I rolled onto my side -and my heart almost stopped. Death. In a puddle of blood, a terror-stricken face lying inches from my own. I sat up very quickly and realized I was wrong. Not a face, only part of one, as if cut diagonally from the middle of the jaw to above the ear, removed and thrown to the ground. But what could be so sharp and strong to make a slice such as this so cleanly. I found myself amazed at how well I was taking all of this. Staring at a severed piece a of human head, and I'm impressed with the killing blow. I suppose the media really does desensitize us, or maybe realization just hadn't fully taken hold yet.
Regardless, my gaze left the cooled face and scanned the rest of my unfamiliar waking point. I felt my newfound numbness start to dull. Around me seemed to be the rest of the half-faced man, as well as what may once have been about a dozen of his companions. It was hard to tell. Most of them had been sliced into pieces about as awkward and cleanly cut as the piece of face I had awoken to. Even the larger parts, like a full torso with one leg and half an arm still attached had slashes and holes in it. I stood up. What is going on? I felt slightly nauseous. Is this still a dream? Who did this? How did I get here? A thought occurred to me. Why was I the only one not only alive, but fully intact and sleeping in the middle of this horror. Did I do this? How could I? A lot of people secretly hold fear of losing control, but this just seemed impossible. No slasher film could contain the carnage and gore starting to rot in this room here -which I still didn't know where "here" was. But how seemed the bigger question. Maybe it was me, maybe it wasn't, either way, what kind of weapon could decimate a dozen or so full grown men so viciously and fast. It could be assumed that they wouldn't just wait their turn as their companions were hacked up. Again, I was amazed at my clear head in such a situation. I looked around for a weapon. Admittedly, I half expected and almost half hoped to see some fantasy inspiring katana -I saw no such weapon. Of course, it was kind of hard to see anything amidst the meat and blood covering the floor.
A glint of silver caught my eye, my unique nature once again hoped for a blade. It was a gun, a slightly larger handgun, ironically enough still held by a hand, but little else. Most of it was covered in dark red, but it's outline was unmistakable. I looked around again, the outlines and still shining parts of many guns could be found. For the first time since my awakening I became aware of myself. I looked down at what I was wearing. My jeans were shredded and my shirt was almost non-existent. Both were almost completely soaked with blood. I grabbed a piece of my tattered shirt that still showed it's original green-tan color. There was a couple holes in it, pencil thin punctures. Could these be bullet holes? I took what was left of the shirt off searched what I could of it's remains, finding more holes. Were these men shooting at me? I tossed the rag at the half-face. I had blood on me, but not as much as I should have. Other than some smudges from parts of my former shirt, the only blood on me was from me lying on the ground. So my back and one side were covered, but large portions of my chest and stomach were completely blood-free. Which may not seem like much, but considering the carnage sprayed floor, walls, and ceiling this fact struck me as odd. Not to say that I found the rest of the situation normal. I still didn't know where I was, how I got there, or why the hell I was so accepting of waking up in the middle of what looked like one of Lucifer's wet dreams.
I strained to recall the previous night...
 
The Hulk screamed, "Raaarh!".

Angry as usual. Enraged because McDonald's was out of ketchup this time. Frankencastle shifted, eying his disembodied red hand, which was floating in the darkness. His floating hand always unnerved the steely veteran of the streets. Reminding him of his encounter with that trumped up Wolverne knockoff. A severed piece of human head falling, cut up like meat for the butcher by the butcher.

The Hulk had taken advantage of the pointless noir style rambling of Frankencastle to smash through the counter and hurl a refidgeration unit stocked with milk, and a few McSalads through the play palace.

Time for the disembodied red hand holding a silver gun to act. Hollow booms racked the dying restaruant as the decidedly unknifelike silver gun issued report after report. Thought ti was apparently a six shooter, the reality was that the gun was being loaded through the handle through an ammo feed system implanted into Frankencastle's arm.

The Hulk showed no ill effect, and Frankencastle had to step back to avoid an errant deep fryer.

"Time for the big hardware." Frankencastle said. With that, he produced a marvel of SHEILD engineering. A six barreled cannon, each barrel belt fed, with bazooka rounds. A three bladed sword also periodically shot out in the center space. An attention getter for those unimpressed by the six heaving barrels of death he directed where he wanted bodies made.
 
once upon a time there was a vampire named edward....then blade called him a fag and proceeded to slice and dice his flaming body into shreds....the end
 
Vampiric Ecology

In a fictional world, some consideration should be made for how powerful you make a being in that world, and what the ramifications of such a being's existence truly are.

For example, early vampire lore featured a much different vampire from what followed. The stories stemmed from bloated corpses. Since people didn't know about the processes that cause a rotting corpse to bloat, some thought that the bloating was a result of the corpse trying to come back to life by rising at night and feeding on the blood of the living. Some drank blood, some spread disease, but they weren't especially powerful or smart, and could be killed by destroying the body. These weren't constrained by many rules. One English folk tale features such a creature picking apart the lead work in a window to get at a girl.

These were manageable and didn't need much balancing.

Then you get Dracula. A powerful vampire with multiple abilities, who is much harder to kill, and can rapidly generate further progeny if he feels like it. These kinds of vampires are constrained with a collection of rules. They die in sunlight, they have to be killed with a wooden stake through the heart, then decapitated and burned, they must be invited before they can enter a person's home etc. This model has remained relatively consistent with minor tweaks over the years.

Then came Anne Rice and the concept of the emo lovelorn not necessarily evil vampire. They were still constrained by rules, and had self governing bodies etc to further restrict unoward activity or reproduction. But it made the vampire the romantic interest in such stores.

Enter Twilight. Now you have vampires with even more advantages, and no real weaknesses. There's a marginal constraint of a ruling body somewhere, and a vague fear that an angry mob could cause them problems, but neither is a realistic constraint on such a population. There's no reason that the population of such vampires wouldn't have exploded to the degree that vampires would be running the world. This is a good example of balance fail.

In conclusion, if you want to make an interesting monster, take the monster's environment and what impact such a beast would have on the ecology into consideration before you go off and make a jackass vampire who's greatest weakness is that they sparkle in the sunlight and can only play baseball in rain storms. Aww..
 
Rain Strife who was Cloud Strifes brother was one day near Midgar in a city that was small called Strifetown were Cloud Strife was born in and Rain Strife too. Rain Strife was littler then Cloud Strife so he couldnt join Barret and Tifa so he stayed home and stayed. Rain Strife was pracktising so he could one day do it like Cloud Strife and that is the time when it happened when comets came down to Strifetown and killd people in Strifetown and Rain Strifes parents who were Cloud Strifes parents too.

The comets came and killd people in Strifetown and Midgar and every where else and people said really loud "Help us some body soon" and Rain Strife heard it so he went. Rain Strife traveled fast to where loud sounds come from to help them out there. They said all together "Help Rain Strife we are hurting" and Rain Strife said back "I will help you if your hurting" and Rain Strife blew out fire and pickd up some comet off people and bandaided them to health. Then Rain Strife yelled out loud real loud "Sephiroth stop or i make you stop!" and traveled faster to were Sephiroth is.

Rain Strife went traveled over the lands and hills and ground and water and wanted to stop Sephiroth to make him stop hurting people in Strifetown and all other towns in Fantasyworld. Rain Strife stopped at other places and said "All people i will stop Sephiroth and help the people until I do" and the people of Fantasyworld said "Thank you Rain Strife save us like Cloud Strife did before" so he went. On the way to Sephiroths castle in the sky Rain Strife had fight and battle bad guys on the way there. Rain Strife traveled and then BOOM there was fight and Rain Strife had to fight but he didnt have members to help Rain Strife yet so Rain Strife did it himself. The bad guy was like a tree but had wings and fire came out so Rain Strife had to duck alot. Rain Strife went SLASH fast and SLASH cut tree in parts and fell a part and died fast so Rain Strife did win dance and kept traveling faster.

Rain Strife went over hill and saw town and went and he got in and saw bad things puncing people in town so Rain Strife said "STOP!" and fighted them and won them and did win dance and kept talking to see what happen. People in town said "Sephiroth came" and Rain Strife said "NO SEPHIROTH NOT THIS TIME!" and screamed to sky. Then a balck guy with gun on hands said "I help you Rain Strife in to fight Sephiorth in the sky" so Rain Strife said "Thanks you black guy you are in quest" and Rain Strife and black guy with gun hands left town to fight Sephiroth. Rain Strife and black guy talked on the way to travel there to see what happen to them. Black guy said Sephiroth comets came to his town and killed all the family in his house so black guy wanted to kill Sephiroth back. Rain Strife told black guy about Strifetown and all happened so black guy said "I help you more" because the story was sad.

Rain Strife and black guy kept going then all of a sudden BOOM again and a other fight came. Black guy said "This is my fight this time" and shot the bad guys with wepon hands and bad guys said "AHH NO SPEHIROTH WER SORRY WE DIE!" and disapeard so black guy and Rain Strife did win dance and music came when they dance then they kept going. Rain Strife and black guy kept travel on the path then they saw a big city on fire and said "Oh no" both together because it was an important city on fire and Rain Strife and black guy said "We need to help fast!" and ran there but something bad happened!

to be continued...?
 
Metal Gear Solid: Fight of Metal Gears

Solid Snake was old and died before and his kid Jake Snake had to do things now for the world. Jake Snake growed up with Solid Snake and helped him beat metal gears but now Solid Snake was not there anymore and only Jake Snake was.

"Solid Snake what happens when you die" Jake Snake asked Solid Snake one time.

"It will be you left to beat the bad guys in the world and do what needs to be done." Solid Snake said to Jake Snake then he died later.

Jake Snake got a call from Otacon and Otacon said "Jake Snake metal gears are fighting in Out Heaven and you have to go there to fight them" so Jake Snake said "Otacon you were Solid Snakes friend and i want you to be my friend so i will fight metal gears too" so he left to Out Heaven to fight metal gears.

Jake Snake got his wepons and cigars becaus he didnt smoke cigarets and got on a plane and drove fast to Out Heaven to get where metal gears were fighting there. Jake Snake got to the top of the sky near where metal gears were fighting and put on autopilots and flipped out of the plane. Jake Snakes parashoot didnt open so he landed in water and swimmed to fighting metal gears. Jake Snake got out of the water and crawled fast and quiet to where metal gears were. Jake Snake pickd up a rocket gun and crawled faster and quiet so metal gears couldnt see him there.

Jake Snake stoped and smoked a cigar becaus he was tired then out of no where Otacon came on the phone and yelled "JAKE SNAKE BEHIND YOU!' so Jake Snake turned around and saw a bad guy with weapon pointed at Jake Snake.

"Why are you working for bad guys" Jake Snake told the bad guy with the weapon

"Becaus they hav metal gears and hav weapons that shoot lasers" the bad guy said back to Jake Snake.

Then Jake Snake said "I have lasers too" and brought it out of his pocket where it was hiding and shot the bad guy in teh face.

"I dont like bad guys like that" Jake Snake said to the dead bad guy then he threw his cigar on him and he lighted on fire.

Jake Snake crawled fast again to where metal gears were fihgting becaus he could hear the bullets and booms. Jake Snake brought out his rocket gun and shot a rocket at a metal gear and the metal gear blew up and fell. Other metal gears came when the boom happened and came to Jake Snake who was crawling fast in bushes.

"They saw me" Jake Snake said so he put on camoflosh and disapeard.

"Where did he go" a metal gear said to the other metal gears

"Over there" and the metal gears shot at the bushs but they only hit ground and nothing.

Then Jake Snake said "i am here you bad guys" and was behind them. The metal gears turned around and saw Jake Snake in a metal gear that Jake Snake hided somewhere.

"Solid Snake fighted you bad guys and now i have to. you will pay fools" Jake Snake said. Then Jake Snake and the metal gears shot bullets and rockets and lasers and there was a lot of booms and dust came. The dust went away and Jake Snake was still in his metal gear but the other ones were there too and they said "We have armor Jake Snake" and Jake Snake said "What about this?" and shot something special at them.

to be continued...?
 
Half-Life: Full-life Consequences

John Freeman who was Gordon Freemans brother was one day in an office typing on a computer. He got an email from his brother that said that aliens and monsters were attacking his place and aksed him for help so he went.

John Freeman got his computer shut down and wet on the platform to go up to the roof of the building where he left his motorcycle and normal people close because he was in his office lab coat. John Freeman got on his motorcycl and said "its time for me to live up to my family name and face full life consequences" so he had to go.

John Freeman ramped off the building and did a backflip and landed. He kept driving down the road and made sure there was no zombies around because he ddint have weapon.

The contrysides were nice and the plants were singing and the birds and the sun was almost down from the top of the sky. the mood was set for John Freemans quest to help his brother where he was. John Freeman looked around the countrysides and said "its a good day to do what has to be done by me and help my brother to defeat the enemys".

John Freeman was late so he had to drive really fast. A cop car was hiden near by so when John Freeman went by the cops came and wanted to give him a ticket. Here John Freeman saw the first monster because the cop was posessed and had headcrabs.

"I cant give you my lisense officer" John Freeman said

"Why not?" said the headcrab oficer back to John Freeman.

"Because you are headcrab zombie" so John Freeman shot the oficer in the head and drove off thinking "my brother is in trouble there" and went faster.

John Freeman had to go faster like the speed of sound and got there fast because Gordon needed him where he was. John Freeman looked at road signs and saw "Ravenholm" with someons writing under it saying "u shudnt come here" so John Freeman almost turned around but heard screaming like Gordon so he went faster again.

John Freeman drove in and did another flip n jumped off his motorbike and the motor bike took out some headcrab zombies infront of John Freeman. John Freeman smiled and walked fast. John Freeman then looked on the ground and found wepon so he pickd it up and fired fast at zombie goasts in front of a house.

John Freeman said "Zombie goasts leave this place" and the zombie goasts said "but this is our house" and John Freeman felt sorry for them becaus they couldnt live there anymore because they were zombie goasts so he blew up the house and killed the zombie goasts so they were at piece.

Then John Freeman herd another scream from his brother so he kept walking really faster to get where he was. Ravenholdm was nothing like the countrysides there was no birds singing and the pants were dead and teh dirt was messy and bloody from headcrabs.

When John Freeman got to where the screaming was started from he found his brother Gorden Freeman fightin the final bosss and Gordon said "John Freeman! Over here!" so John Freeman went there to where Gordon Freeman was fighting. John Freeman fired his bullet from teh gun really fast and the bullets went and shot the final boss in the eyes and the final boss couldnt see.

Gordon Freeman said "its time to end this ones and for all!" and punched the final boss in the face and the final boss fell. John Freeman said "thanks i could help, bro" and Gordon Freeman said "you should come here earlier next time" and they laughed.

The laughed overed quickly though because John Freeman yelled "LOOK OUT BRO!" and pointed up to the top of the sky. Gordon Freeman looked up and said "NOO! John Freeman run out of here fast as you can!" and John Freeman walked real fast out.

John Freeman loked back and saw Gordon get steppd on by the next boss and he was mad and angry.

"I'll get you back evil boss!" John Freeman yelled at the top of lungs.

to be continued..?
 
Halo: Halos in Space

Joe Chief was in space and had wepons and was a army guy but he wasnt a robot liek Master Chief so he didnt fly. Joe Chief was one day in a place and shooting wepon at targits and then got a call on the space tv in the ship that said to him "JOE CHIEF ALIENS ARE SHOTING AT SHIP COME HERE QUICK" so he went.

Joe Chief ran fast there to where bullets were from aliens and took out his wepons and shot at space to hit ships. Aliens started flying from space into Joe Chiefs ship so he had to do somthing quick. Joe Chief punched a alien and ran fast to get big wepon from the lock room so he went there and got it and shot alien again in teh legs and they fell and Joe Chief shot again and killd them. Joe Chief lookd at dead aliens and said to them "Aliens we are human people and you are aliens but we dont need to kill things like us" and then pushed them into space.

After teh normil aliens the flood came and every thing got wet and messy and lightningy becaus water hit teh space tv and all the things and made sparks. After teh aliens sent the flood other aliens with big heads came and Joe Chief had to runaway becaues there was to many of those and they were killing other human people on teh ship.

"Human people army guys hurry and come in ship!" Joe Chief said to the human people there becaus aliens were killing them and he was in a escape ship and ready to go. 3 other human people came just in time becaus the big ship blew up n they were flying fast in space and going to the Halo to meet the army base and get ready fo tight.

Joe Chief had to fly fast and go a round tings liek alien ships and things. Then out of no where BOOM happend and the back of the espcape ship fell open n one of the army guys fell out and explodd in space then another one closed it and said "NOOOOO HE WAS MY BROTHER!" and then got tired and slept.

Joe Chief lookd a front of him and seen alien shooting at him so he did a barral roll and teh lasers went around him and went away. Joe Chief sawd the Halo in Space so he put the ship faster and went there quick becaus a lot of aliens were there. Joe Chief shot like "bang bang bang" from teh ship and made aliens blow up and then landed ship on Halo.

Joe Chief said to teh other 2 army guys "Were here now get wepon n kill aliens fast" so they did but when they left a ship landed and skwashed them.

Human people army guys were all dying fast and Joe Chief had to save them but he didnt know how but then he saw something and went to it and piced it up and said "no we win" to himself.

to be continued...?
 
Halo: Halos in Space 2: Aliens attack

Joe Chief bended his leg and his other legs and lookd at big wepon and tear droped down his eyes and said “alien you shoot at my human people and kill and shoot at them! No more or else!” then Joe Chief grabed the wepon on his back and standed up.

All every where aliens was shooting and making booms on human people around the Halo place. “No over there no over there!” a human guy said to another human guy becaus alien things are going to them. “No we die soon!” the other human guy said back to the other human guy after. “No you dont die soon!” Joe Chief yelt back to the human guys. “Yes we do!” human guys shout back. “No look” Joe Chief said then BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM Joe Chief shot the big huge wepon that lookd like a cannon on a pirat ship but smaller and more bigger bullets. The aliens around had no heads no more becaus the wepon blew them to teeny weeny pieces. “Yes thank you Joe Chief!” both human guys said at the same time together.

After Joe Chief helped them he went away to helped other human guys. But right then a HUGE aliens ship droppd down from teh space skies. Joe Chief tryed shootin big booms at it but no thing happend cus aliens ship had a lightningy thing on it that made booms blow up to fast. Joe Chief said “What!? How when i have this wepon i cant kill big alien ship?! Now I have no bullets!!” and he yelled it really loud. Joe Chief jumpd over dead aliens with no head really fast to get to big wepon place. It wasnt there but Joe Chief said “hurry!” then it came on the ground becaus wepons get born in Halo Town from some place you cant see. When Joe Chief was puttin it on his back again the aliens ship saw him and punchd a button to make missil come from it to go to Joe Chief. It blew up every place and Joe Chief but Joe Chief had a shield but it was all gone after so Joe Chief waited for the bzzt bzzt chhhhhrg and the shield got back.

“Nice try alien ship but now i have shield again ha ha ha!” Joe Chief yelled at ship then ship said “dont laugh at me ill show you!” and punched another missil at Joe Chief but then some human people droved to Joe Chief on a War Thog and picked him up and drove away befor missil hit them. “Joe Chief a general befor said that the boss alien is on the big ship we need to kill boss alien to make them go far back to Alien Town okay?”a human guy with a cool helmut said. “Okay lets kill all them!” Joe Chief said. “Wait you hear that?” helmut human guy said. “Yes I dont know what is it” Joe Chief said. “It is me!” a big alien with spines on the back of it and a shield like Joe Chief said. “Oh now i kill you!” Joe Chief said.

The spines alien shot a needle gun at the War Thog and killt the human people and the needles stuck in the helmut of the human guy but then they stuck in his heart so he died anyways. Joe Chief jumped from it and landed on his hands and then flipped even thow his space guy armor was heavy. “Spines alien we can fight with wepon like babies or fight with hands and feet like strong guys!” Joe Chief said out loud to spines alien. “Joe Chief i am not a baby i will fight you with hands and feet” Spines alien says back. Joe Chief charjed at spines alien with his fist out ready for a big punch but the spies alien turned around and Joe Chief punched spines “OWW” Joe Chief said but he broke the spines off so the spines alien said “OW” to. Joe Chief looked at the big alien ship and saw that the doors was closing and he was running out of time so Joe Chief said “now you die!” then with a lot of power from his whole body Joe Chief stepped back then swang his arm really really really fast you couldnt see it becaus it was a blur then PLOW right on the spines alien face. The spines aliens face blew up and brains and blood and guts went all over. The doors were closed almost so Joe Chief ran fast and jumped to try to get under the door, but...

to be continued...?
 
Good to see other people posting their shit. But sadly, I can't read them at the moment. I have homework to do. Also 915 views on this thread, so a na-mu for me I guess. Thank for the views. I hope this thread keeps growing. I'll add something else when I have time.
 
Halo: Halos in Space 2: Aliens attack

Joe Chief bended his leg and his other legs and lookd at big wepon and tear droped down his eyes and said “alien you shoot at my human people and kill and shoot at them! No more or else!” then Joe Chief grabed the wepon on his back and standed up.

All every where aliens was shooting and making booms on human people around the Halo place. “No over there no over there!” a human guy said to another human guy becaus alien things are going to them. “No we die soon!” the other human guy said back to the other human guy after. “No you dont die soon!” Joe Chief yelt back to the human guys. “Yes we do!” human guys shout back. “No look” Joe Chief said then BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM Joe Chief shot the big huge wepon that lookd like a cannon on a pirat ship but smaller and more bigger bullets. The aliens around had no heads no more becaus the wepon blew them to teeny weeny pieces. “Yes thank you Joe Chief!” both human guys said at the same time together.

After Joe Chief helped them he went away to helped other human guys. But right then a HUGE aliens ship droppd down from teh space skies. Joe Chief tryed shootin big booms at it but no thing happend cus aliens ship had a lightningy thing on it that made booms blow up to fast. Joe Chief said “What!? How when i have this wepon i cant kill big alien ship?! Now I have no bullets!!” and he yelled it really loud. Joe Chief jumpd over dead aliens with no head really fast to get to big wepon place. It wasnt there but Joe Chief said “hurry!” then it came on the ground becaus wepons get born in Halo Town from some place you cant see. When Joe Chief was puttin it on his back again the aliens ship saw him and punchd a button to make missil come from it to go to Joe Chief. It blew up every place and Joe Chief but Joe Chief had a shield but it was all gone after so Joe Chief waited for the bzzt bzzt chhhhhrg and the shield got back.

“Nice try alien ship but now i have shield again ha ha ha!” Joe Chief yelled at ship then ship said “dont laugh at me ill show you!” and punched another missil at Joe Chief but then some human people droved to Joe Chief on a War Thog and picked him up and drove away befor missil hit them. “Joe Chief a general befor said that the boss alien is on the big ship we need to kill boss alien to make them go far back to Alien Town okay?”a human guy with a cool helmut said. “Okay lets kill all them!” Joe Chief said. “Wait you hear that?” helmut human guy said. “Yes I dont know what is it” Joe Chief said. “It is me!” a big alien with spines on the back of it and a shield like Joe Chief said. “Oh now i kill you!” Joe Chief said.

The spines alien shot a needle gun at the War Thog and killt the human people and the needles stuck in the helmut of the human guy but then they stuck in his heart so he died anyways. Joe Chief jumped from it and landed on his hands and then flipped even thow his space guy armor was heavy. “Spines alien we can fight with wepon like babies or fight with hands and feet like strong guys!” Joe Chief said out loud to spines alien. “Joe Chief i am not a baby i will fight you with hands and feet” Spines alien says back. Joe Chief charjed at spines alien with his fist out ready for a big punch but the spies alien turned around and Joe Chief punched spines “OWW” Joe Chief said but he broke the spines off so the spines alien said “OW” to. Joe Chief looked at the big alien ship and saw that the doors was closing and he was running out of time so Joe Chief said “now you die!” then with a lot of power from his whole body Joe Chief stepped back then swang his arm really really really fast you couldnt see it becaus it was a blur then PLOW right on the spines alien face. The spines aliens face blew up and brains and blood and guts went all over. The doors were closed almost so Joe Chief ran fast and jumped to try to get under the door, but...

to be continued...?


 
Good to see other people posting their shit. But sadly, I can't read them at the moment. I have homework to do. Also 915 views on this thread, so a na-mu for me I guess. Thank for the views. I hope this thread keeps growing. I'll add something else when I have time.

It's so funny because he totally doesn't get it.
 
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