What are Warbles?

A 'Warble' is much like a lemming, only it resembles a penis, and as it walks, it sways from side to side. Occasionally, the 'Warble' will walk through a patch of tall grass or some sort of thick foilage, get excited, and then proceed to duplicate itself into multiple additional 'Warbles'. Typically, a few million.

The phrase 'To Warble a Warble' means, when the original Warble was excited, in the process of duplicating itself, two newly-spawned Warbles that were shot into the air join body masses mid-creation. Thus, you end up with a Warbled Warble or otherwise known as a Siamese Dick in the pacific rim areas.

The first appearance of a Warble was in a GEICO commerical in which the GEICO Gecko was seen at his home, and his Warble wife was warbling the floor with their Warblevac.

The association of Full Speed Aerial Kicks with the Warble creature is merely lingo for when angry girlfriends kick your shit in.

Warbles are going extinct on the internet, and slowly being replaced by the more prestigious e-peen.
 
Jesus I'm so fucking lost right now. What the hell are any of you people talking about? So far, I've gotten that 'warble' is apparently some sort of inside joke and that it can be used as a substitute for just about any word or situation known to mankind. Also, evidently this emo person, gender unknown, may or may not be a pretty attractive girl complete with Hollywood shades, and genver brought up the aerial handjobs that I've seen somewhere else. Oh, and HolyForce is still just as fucked in the head as I remember.

Did I miss something? I demand a PM or Live message explaining just what the fuck it is that I've seen here.
 
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