Who had an orgasm through X-Men:Origins Wolver
- Why could wolverine block cyclops laserbeam when they have clearly been shown to blown everything a clear 30 yards back?
- Why could he block them at all, when there are clearly holes in between his claws?
- Why was the Blob just some fat dude without any of his powers?
- Why did Gambit's explosions hurt no one at all. Even a little. It did the equivalent of a small shove to everyone hit, while a truck filled with logs put Wolverine down for at least a while.
- How could those random-ass swords fit into Deadpool's arms, while still allowing him to bend them?
- Why did Sabretooth have to move around like a jackass all the time?
- How the fuck did Cyclops already have BEAM STOPPING GLASSES before he even joined the Xmen? Do they sell those at Walmart?
- Deadpool is such an amazing character. Why did they shit all over his mannerisms, his fighting style, his POWERS, and his insanity?
-Emma Frost has a sister w/the power to MANIPULATE MEN? Women already have that power, I'm married I know this. So is my wife a super hero also?
-The Blob was a little bitch. He was just a fat dude you see at carnivals.
-Stryker's agent's powers was shooting a gun really fast........oh boy, don't fuck w/that guy! If I want to see that, I'll go back to NY and move to Harlem
This was the worst superhero movie of this new generation of superhero movies.
Xmen 3 was better than this.
All the Fantastic 4's were better than this.
Daredevil was better. Catwoman was better.
In all of those, they at least tried to give a damn about the original character's powers, if nothing else.
It's like making a movie about Ghandi's life, but to spice things up you make him a futuristic race car driver in a war-torn post-apocalyptic world. Fuck the source material.
How people liked it at ALL is a god damn mystery.
I thought the above was pretty generous. However, if people STILL want to pay to see this, it gets worse:
-In no way shape or form are Sabretooth/Wolverine related. They made some silly story where Wolverine's mother was a whore and Sabretooh is his half brother.
-Emma Frost has psychic powers. Why couldn't she hear Professor X? Why not just mind control your way out?
-Cyclops in X-Men 1 never met Sabretooh before. This piece of shit movie suggest otherwise (Sabretooh captures him)
-Gambit was the only good part about this movie, and yes, his powers were neutered beyond what I can put in words
-First Stryker wants to kill Wolverine, then (are you ready for this? Cause it's my favorite!) he shoots Wolverine with a bullet made of Adamantium and THAT'S how he lost his memories!! Not from the pain of the procedure like the Comics suggest, but a fucking bullet. Naturally, the bullet comes out and he wakes up saying "derka derka, who the fuck am I and you?"
-Deadpool was a tragedy. Ryan Reynolds played him bad ass, honestly. Yet, later on, they decide to shave his head and give him WOLVERINE'S CLAWS in the shape of a sword on each arm. Pretty much, he's Baraka with a closed mouth. Oh yeah and he can teleport and shoot cyclop's laser beams also.
I have to agree, this is by far the worst marvel movie ever. I enjoyed the FIRST Hulk better than this. I honestly think DC did a better job w/Shaq playing Steel than this piece of shit that stole almost 2 hours of my life that I can't get back.
Sony owns the rights to Spider-Man/X-Men. We are fucked for many years to come guys. At least we can look forward to the Avengers/Cap America/Iron Man 2/Hulk 3
