Wrestlers vs. Fictional Characters

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[09] Warrior
Who will win the following matches?

1) Rey Mysterio vs. Reptile (Mortal Kombat)

2) Kofi Kingston vs. Cyrax (Mortal Kombat)

3) Evan Bourne vs. Superman (DC)

4) Jack Swagger vs. Hwoarang (Tekken)

5) Kane vs. Motaro (Mortal Kombat)

6) Mark Henry vs. Onaga (Mortal Kombat)

7) Kurt Angle vs. Captain America (Marvel) (American Heroes)

8) Edge vs. Dante (Devil May Cry)

9) Samoa Joe vs. Goro (Mortal Kombat)

10) Drew McIntyre vs. Altair (Assassin's Creed)

11) Randy Orton vs. Raiden (Mortal Kombat)

12) Booker T vs. Eddy Gordo (Tekken)

13) Dolph Ziggler vs. Terry Bogard (The King of Fighters)

14) Alberto Del Rio vs. Kratos (God of War)

15) Zach Ryder vs. Kenshi (Mortal Kombat)

16) JBL vs. Dr. Doom (Marvel)

17) John Morrison vs. Steve Fox (Tekken)

18) Chavo Guerrero vs. Yoshimitsu (Tekken)

19) Sin Cara vs. King (Tekken)

20) The Miz vs. Naruto

21) John Cena vs. Batman (DC)

22) Christian vs. Johnny Cage (Mortal Kombat)

23) Sheamus vs. Broly (Dragon Ball)

24) Elijah Burke vs. Kai (Mortal Kombat)

25) Ezekiel Jackson vs. Darrius (Mortal Kombat)

26) Vladimir Kozlov vs. Zangief (Street Fighter) (Sovietic Beasts)

27) CM Punk vs. Liu Kang (Mortal Kombat)

28) Triple H vs. M. Bison (Street Fighter)

29) The Rock vs. Dhalsim (Street Fighter)

30) Stone Cold Steve Austin vs. Sagat (Street Fighter)

31) Bobby Lashley vs. Jax (Mortal Kombat)

32) Abyss vs. Shao Kahn (Mortal Kombat)

33) Brock Lesnar vs. Mike Haggar (Final Fight)

34) Rob Van Dam vs. Spiderman (Marvel)

35) Jeff Hardy vs. The Joker (DC)

36) Alex Shelley vs. Ryu (Street Fighter)

37) Chris Sabin vs. Ken (Street Fighter)

38) Shawn Michaels vs. Heihachi Mishima (Tekken)
 
I decided, fuck it, I am answering all of these. This took me a long time, so it is your damn duty to read it.


1) Rey Mysterio vs. Reptile (Mortal Kombat)
Reptile has a mouth full of acid. Even if Rey Mysterio was to lay a beat down on him he would get acid everywhere.
REPTILE

2) Kofi Kingston vs. Cyrax (Mortal Kombat)
Cyrax is made of metal.
CYRAX

3) Evan Bourne vs. Superman (DC)
How is this even remotely fair? No one but Jason Bourne is broken enough to fight Superman, and even then he'd be a pancake.
SUPERMAN

4) Jack Swagger vs. Hwoarang (Tekken)
Swagger wins because he has a better name that I can pronounce without having to practice.
SWAGGER

5) Kane vs. Motaro (Mortal Kombat)
HAHA
MOTARO

6) Mark Henry vs. Onaga (Mortal Kombat)
Hilariously, these two are of comparable size. Henry wins because fuck Mortal Kombat.
MARK HENRY

7) Kurt Angle vs. Captain America (Marvel) (American Heroes)
Kurt Angle is a douche bag Olympic athlete and Captain America represents all of America.
CAPTAIN AMERICA

8) Edge vs. Dante (Devil May Cry)
DANTE

9) Samoa Joe vs. Goro (Mortal Kombat)
I would love to see Samoa Joe die here.
GORO

10) Drew McIntyre vs. Altair (Assassin's Creed)
Since they have to fight face to face, then Altair is at a disadvantage.
DREW MCINTYRE

11) Randy Orton vs. Raiden (Mortal Kombat)
Raiden has lighting powers.
RAIDEN

12) Booker T vs. Eddy Gordo (Tekken)
Eddy Gordo literally cannot be controlled.
EDDY GORDO

13) Dolph Ziggler vs. Terry Bogard (The King of Fighters)
Draw.

14) Alberto Del Rio vs. Kratos (God of War)
Kratos has a body count higher than the American national debt.
KRATOS

15) Zach Ryder vs. Kenshi (Mortal Kombat)
Kenshi cannot see and wrestling matches are too loud to use his hearing. Also I don't like him.
ZACH RYDER

16) JBL vs. Dr. Doom (Marvel)
DR. DOOM (This is almost as unfair as having to fight Superman. Really, dude).

17) John Morrison vs. Steve Fox (Tekken)
Steve Fox would eat this guy for dinner.
STEVE FOX

18) Chavo Guerrero vs. Yoshimitsu (Tekken)
I would actually like to see this.
YOSHIMITSU

19) Sin Cara vs. King (Tekken)
DRAW

20) The Miz vs. Naruto
Unless the Miz can throw a mountain this isn't even remotely fair. These guys aren't even playing the same game.
NARUTO

21) John Cena vs. Batman (DC)
John Cena would w-
BATMAN

22) Christian vs. Johnny Cage (Mortal Kombat)
Johnny Cage always loses.
CHRISTIAN

23) Sheamus vs. Broly (Dragon Ball)
....
BROLY

24) Elijah Burke vs. Kai (Mortal Kombat)
I don't know who either of these people are.
BATMAN AGAIN

25) Ezekiel Jackson vs. Darrius (Mortal Kombat)
EZEKIEL JACKSON (Just to mix it up).

26) Vladimir Kozlov vs. Zangief (Street Fighter) (Sovietic Beasts)
I think these guys would go drinking together rather than fight.
DRAW

27) CM Punk vs. Liu Kang (Mortal Kombat)
LIU KANG

28) Triple H vs. M. Bison (Street Fighter)
BISON, A THOUSAND TIMES, BISON

29) The Rock vs. Dhalsim (Street Fighter)
I would say Dhalsim, but the Rock has the People's Elbow, which is unstoppable and has cured diseases. Including the disease of life.
THE ROCK

30) Stone Cold Steve Austin vs. Sagat (Street Fighter)
Sagat is unapproachable. His balls are made of adamantium and he shits nuclear waste.
SAGAT

31) Bobby Lashley vs. Jax (Mortal Kombat)
JAX

32) Abyss vs. Shao Kahn (Mortal Kombat)
SHAO KAHN LOL

33) Brock Lesnar vs. Mike Haggar (Final Fight)
Brock Lesnar wouldn't even be able to hit Haggar for fear of being arrested for high treason. There is no attacking Mayor of Earth.
MIKE HAGGAR

34) Rob Van Dam vs. Spiderman (Marvel)
SPIDERMAN

35) Jeff Hardy vs. The Joker (DC)
The Joker can't really fight...
JEFF HARDY

36) Alex Shelley vs. Ryu (Street Fighter)
RYU IS BROKEN

37) Chris Sabin vs. Ken (Street Fighter)
KEN IS ALSO BROKEN

38) Shawn Michaels vs. Heihachi Mishima (Tekken)
FUCK THIS LIST
 
Fictional Characters win, unnless these fictional characters aren't CAWS in a wrestling videogames...
In that case, wrestlers win everything
 
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