Write a poem about a character.

Tira is outright insane,
Like all other women,
So she can't take the blame,
Because it's a given,
Women are weak,
And we all know it,
When it comes to being good,
They sure know how to blow it.
 
Some guest characters can be a disaster
But Ezio, in the hands of a master,
Can take all your health away
By simply spamming 2K
... something ... something ... pasta.

Some call themselves a "Raph rep"
And they make good use of his 'prep'
Meaning I can't lay a scratch
Let alone win a match
...oh wait, my character has sidestep.

I hear a lot of you cry
"to win with Mitsu, you barely have to try!"
Well if it's just more amusing
To spend all your time losing
Then why the hell don't you main ZWEI?
 
Alot of people like making jokes about zwei
But when they face me they see how hard i try
Hit me up in those FT10's Don't matter if I win or lose.
I got something to prove and that is to let you know I play the game by my own damn rules.

Oh my I hear the same shit everytime, people gonna punish me for this and that
But dem mindgames and tourney pressure son, We all know that ain't gonna happen and thats a fact
So what if I lose with my favorite? Don't matter if it's 10,100, or 1000 times ain't givin up i got that kind of drive
Having fun and believe in yourself is important, With that said you best believe Ima always rep that zwei.

And if it sucks well don't care lol I be back later so 8way take care.
 
Here's a short one:

His time came due to fate,
reminiscing in the old ways,
He had come to hate,
No need for words he said,
As they could ever understand
The whiffs he laid.
Truly truly spiteful of his fate.
 
Once upon a midnight dreary, while I rank-whored, weak and weary,
I encountered one more Mitsu, a creation, ugly and dreary.
And I used a Yoshi custom to defeat this 4B whore,
but I rung him out and he left, one more disconnect I scored.
Malcontent, ragemail he sent me, I can't take this shit no more.
Quoth his message, "You cheap whore."
 
Norik said:
Once upon a midnight dreary, while I rank-whored, weak and weary,
I encountered one more Mitsu, a creation, ugly and dreary.
And I used a Viola custom to defeat this 4B whore,
but I rung him out and he left, one more disconnect I scored.
Malcontent, ragemail he sent me, I can't take this shit no more.
Quoth his message, "You cheap whore."
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If I have children, will you marry my first-born?
 
Le_Bello said:
HolyCarp might get gelatinous.
gelatinous.
GELATINOUS
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Choosing the character you wonder why there is so much filler,
it is only natural, to choose the hellbringer.
When others stance dance and plain fiddle,
you advance and hit 'em in the middle.
"Foul!" they cry, "How can this be",
another one down, interruption the decree.
"Spam!" they cry, "This should not be",
you wonder why, they were so free.
After the loss it would be good to recall,
no mercy points will be given for anything at all.

However not all is roses, not everyone can be easily brained,
the next guy might have actually trained.
If you switch to the man, thinking you will become a hero,
A-pat will bring you back, to tier level zero.
 
Looking good, guys! Let's try to get one for at least every character.

Poem'd:
-Aeon
-Algol
-a Patroklos
-Cervantes
-Dampierre
-Ezio Auditore
-Ivy
-Leixia
-Maxi
-Mitsurugi
-Nameless Creation
-Natsu
-Raphael
-Siegfried
-Soul of Devil Jin
-Tira
-Viola (Current winner of "Poets' Favorite Award")
-Voldo
-Yoshimitsu
-Z.W.E.I.

Where's the love?:
-Astaroth
-Edge Master
-Elysium
-Hilde
-Kilik
-Nightmare
-Patroklos (Sword and Shield)
-Pyrrha/Omega
-Xiba
 
An Ode to Elysium.

A rising light to pierce dark's veils
A guiding light by which to see.
A shining light that weaves it's trails
A blinding light to purge, is she.

A blinding light to hide the hatred
A shining light born to control
A guiding light to hold wrath sacred
A rising light to claim your soul

For as the light shines ever stronger
So too does the darkness grow.
For the closer they are shadows stretch longer
To smother purity's welcome glow.


And now to restore some street cred:

CRAAAAAWLIN' IN MY SCALES
THESE FOES, THEY WILL NOT YIELD
CRIT EDGE; IT MOSTLY FAILS
RING YOU OUT FROM MID-FIELD
 
Mistah Scumbag PaTROLLklos:

Why you such a scumbag,
to the people you be hurtin.
No need to sandbag,
when ma 66B be trollin.
I call it the price of justice,
so you shouldn't be trippin.
Finding my sista ain't so easy,
if she dies I be flippin.
I have da Soul Calibuh,
cuz justice be strollin.
They call me a mistah,
cuz Elysium is just hatin.
Therefore I'm a gangsta,
you just best be patrollin.
Kappa
 
Zaden said:
Looking good, guys! Let's try to get one for at least every character.

Poem'd:
-Aeon
-Algol
-a Patroklos
-Cervantes
-Dampierre
-Ezio Auditore
-Ivy
-Leixia
-Maxi
-Mitsurugi
-Nameless Creation
-Natsu
-Raphael
-Siegfried
-Soul of Devil Jin
-Tira
-Viola (Current winner of "Poets' Favorite Award")
-Voldo
-Yoshimitsu
-Z.W.E.I.

Where's the love?:
-Astaroth
-Edge Master
-Elysium
-Hilde
-Kilik
-Nightmare
-Patroklos (Sword and Shield)
-Pyrrha/Omega
-Xiba
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I'll do some for Kilik, Xianghua, Xiba, and Edge Master
 
Aight sojoro, rap time up in here

uh, yeah, uh, yeah

Yo dis is Pyrrha on da mic
with dat sexy angel strike
I don't care who you are
cause I'mma stab you all alike
I ain't care if you got combos
I don't even give a shit
if you get full health off a launcher
I do more damage in one hit
Unsafe? Get stabbed!
Gonna guard? Get grabbed!
Man you know I got dat oki
Don't wanna hear you bitching "OP!"
It's all skill, don't you see?
It ain't my fault you so free
Man you best not whiff dat high
You best know dat shit don't fly
50/50 and you done
Cause...
I don't wanna die!

word
 
There was a young woman from Ming, Xianghua was her name
The true wielder of Soul Calibur was her true claim to fame
She wielded the sword to defeat the evil flame
But return back to Ming empty handed and the one to blame
She joined forces with Kilik and Maxi forming a great trio
But would soon fall in love with the former hero
Their romance while great but sometimes one-sided
They had two children as the couple subsided
Forced into marriage, she thought it was lame
Her daughter ran away to see world as she proclaim
As she would look high and low for her long lost father
Xianghua took up her sword once more for married life would have to flee and not even bother
 
Moar limericks...

Siegfried’s 3B is quite reliable
Its range and power are undeniable
But if you thought this was spiffing
You’ve not seen it whiffing
I guess this makes Siegfried unviable.

Aeon is a fun character to play
At least, this is what many people say
But I’ll be disapproving
If your opponent starts moving
Because clearly, you’re not spamming 66A.

Fans of Voldo are wooing
While his haters insist on booing
But if you play him, you’ll see
That you can win for free
Because no one knows wtf he’s doing.
 
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