Write a poem about a character.

Once upon a time in the Ling Sheng Su Temple
A young man named Kilik made girls smile with dimples
He wielded the Kali Yuga with much power and taste
But the evil seed turned him into a brute of disgrace
Shocked by the actions of his own sins
An elderly man took pity on him while taking him in
He vowed to destroy Soul Edge you see
But doing it alone would not be so easy
He first met Maxi and later Xianghua
A trio was formed for evil would fall
His purifying techniques are second to none
As his mission would be dangerous and not all that fun
He left Xianghua with two kids to bear
Learning new fighting styles without a shirt to wear
But what would happen when his kids find him
Chances of being the next Edge Master will certainly be slim
 
Patroklos, the newbie nobody asked for
An overly glorified man-whore
Put in just fill Daishi's fan-fiction
He puts the dick in the word "diction"
Nobody likes him, he won't last
Even Dampierre had him outclassed
All he ever says is "justice"
Compare him to a shithead named Justin
Oh and about Pyrrha, is that incest?
There's more signs than I could guess!
 
Nyte said:
Patroklos, the newbie nobody asked for
An overly glorified man-whore
Put in just fill Daishi's fan-fiction
He puts the dick in the word "diction"
Nobody likes him, he won't last
Even Dampierre had him outclassed
All he ever says is "justice"
Compare him to a shithead named Justin
Oh and about Pyrrha, is that incest?
There's more signs than I could guess!
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Taki, the ninja we all know and love
Striking fear from above
Two bombs side-by-side,
Two on the hips
Two on the... chest
I could explain further, but you could already guess
SC's ninja, here from the beginning
Her absence caused a lot of bitching
Placed second on the popularity poll
Got the adoration of everyone, especially Soul
Natsu was put in Project X Zone 2, are you shitting me?
If they had to chose, they should've picked the right kunoichi!
 
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Nyte said:
Patroklos, the newbie nobody asked for
An overly glorified man-whore
Put in just fill Daishi's fan-fiction
He puts the dick in the word "diction"
Nobody likes him, he won't last
Even Dampierre had him outclassed
All he ever says is "justice"
Compare him to a shithead named Justin
Oh and about Pyrrha, is that incest?
There's more signs than I could guess!
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Heishiro Mitsurugi, do not forget this name
I'm sure you've seen him in every single game
Doing things that impress, cutting up mooks like a samurai
Two hot chicks want to be with him side-by-side
His swords makes you fall down like dominoes
46-years-old and still slicing up stupid fools
Became a farmer for 17 years just to fight Hero King Algol
No need for a fancy blade, he got his skill
When he fights his opponents, he's in for the kill!
 
Nyte said:
Patroklos, the newbie nobody asked for
An overly glorified man-whore
Put in just fill Daishi's fan-fiction
He puts the dick in the word "diction"
Nobody likes him, he won't last
Even Dampierre had him outclassed
All he ever says is "justice"
Compare him to a shithead named Justin
Oh and about Pyrrha, is that incest?
There's more signs than I could guess!
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Nyte said:
Taki, the ninja we all know and love
Striking fear from above
Two bombs side-by-side,
Two on the hips
Two on the... chest
I could explain further, but you could already guess
SC's ninja, here from the beginning
Her absence caused a lot of bitching
Placed second on the popularity poll
Got the adoration of everyone, especially Soul
Natsu was put in Project X Zone 2, are you shitting me?
If they had to chose, they should've picked the right kunoichi!
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Did SCV personally go to your house and shoot your parents or something? This is one of the worst possible muses one could have. Just think, if something like cancer made him this passionate we'd have a fucking cure for it already.
 
Jimbonator said:
Did SCV personally go to your house and shoot your parents or something? This is one of the worst possible muses one could have. Just think, if something like cancer made him this passionate we'd have a fucking cure for it already.
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What's your problem? I making raps about character I like/dislike. How can I write a rap about Taki and not mention Natsu? I'd put some good things about Patroklos if there were one.
 
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He will show you the greatest Nightmare
The Azure Knight is right here
He's the Darth Vader of video games
Stealing the souls of all you lames
Bitch, he's even on Project Soul's logo
Even Daishi's best efforts couldn't erase that photo
With Soul Edge at his side, nothing can stand in his way
He will steal your fucking soul, and go on another day
Siegfried couldn't get rid of him despite his best attempts
Yet he comes back after 17 years with killer intent
Move over fools, he's the real villain of the series
Everyone is just a poser, that has been made clearly
 
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Pre-patch he was at his peak,
Winning tournaments and majors on fleek
Then came the dreaded patch which made us all shriek,
For now our worst mu is a greek

Even tho, by many, considered weak,
He still tickles bootyholes and makes underpants wreak
To be top tier is not necessary, to be low tier is unacceptable
However a matchup where everything isn't horseshit is all I seek
 
Sophitia assaults you with great speed.
Her attacks are difficult to read!
She'll stab you in the gut
And bump you with her butt!
Then, you shall crumble when your groin has been kneed!

She moves at a fast pace,
With such magnificent grace!
She'll knock you down a few pegs
When she locks your head between her legs
And finishes you off with her junk in your face!
 
It is I, Yoshimitsu
Both my games are from Namco
So you know they can't sue!
I have about four-hundred bajillion moves on my list
Looks I just teleported, oops thy just missed
When you fight me, thou shall have no mercy
There's two of me in my games, and you are not worthy
That's how I roll, steal from the rich in a minute
And then disappear in the smoke like a fucking magician!
 
Talim, the favorite character in the FBP
15-years-old and killin' shit since SCIII
Jumping over you, easily
Over a foot shorter than Ivy V.
Yet stood taller than everyone else
The priestess of the wind, villains were purified
Didn't make it in SCV, while the main hero was vilified
Hopefully by SCVI she'll return, while Patroklos will have died
You're in one position, while she can jump side-by-side
So if you like, put your hands up real high
All the characters talk a lot of shit, but yet they don't know
She doesn't need those mean words, she just puts 'em up and goes
From the first end to the stage, to the point of contact
She'd prefer peace, but she can get with the combat!

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Oh, and yes I know she debuted in SCII. But SCIII rhymes well with FBP (FaceBook Poll).
 
Meet Talim, the purity sue
Who made her debut in Soul Calibur II.
While loved by many, by some, she is hated
For being bland and severely overrated,
Also for wearing see-through trousers and a thong,
Because on an underage girl, that's just wrong.
 
A haiku on Xianghua's godlike return

X shouldn't return
X's return means franchise end
10-0 matchups "fun"
 
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