Zombie apocalypse?

Yeah. No doubt you've all heard the stories by now...


http://news.yahoo.com/witness-says-naked-attacker-chewing-mans-face-162408953.html

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I normally wouldn't give anything like this another thought. I'm usually the first to dismiss coincidence as mere coincidence, but this is the only story that adds up to what has the internet in a fuss.

Several suspicious reports, all in the time span of a week or so, have pointed to this possibility. The worst part? They're all near or in the same area - Miami and Ft. Lauderdale.

Here are the reports:
5/16: McArthur High School HazMat Situation
Students, Teachers Decontaminated After Breaking Out In Rash
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/16/mcarthur-high-school-contamination_n_1521764.html
5/19: No confirmation on chemical at Fort Lauderdale International Airport
http://www.wptv.com/dpp/news/terminal-2-evacuated-at-fort-lauderdale-airport-in-hazmat-scare
5/21: Police: Man bites woman in Westchesterhttp://www.mysuburbanlife.com/westchester/newsnow/x639948018/Police-Man-bites-woman-in-Westchester
5/23: I-285 reopens after hazmat incident
http://www.wesh.com/r/31112110/detail.html
5/23: Man Bites Cousin’s Nose Off
http://www.nbcsandiego.com/news/local/Man-Bites-Cousins-Nose-Off-153100125.html
5/24: Second Broward school reports mystery rashhttp://www.miamiherald.com/2012/05/24/2815003/second-broward-school-reports.html
5/25: ‘Disoriented’ passenger subdued on flight in Miamihttp://www.foxnews.com/us/2012/05/25/passenger-restrained-on-flight-to-miami-arrested/
5/26: Naked Man Allegedly Eating Victim’s Face Shot And Killed By Miami Police
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/26/naked-man-eating-victims-face-killed-miami_n_1548359.html
5/26: Florida Doctor Spits Blood at Highway Patrolmen After DUI Arrest http://abcnews.go.com/US/florida-doctor-spits-blood-troopers-face-dui-arrest/story?id=16436402

There's been several rumors that suggest how and why this particular attack happened - bath salts, LSD, it began as a bar fight, etc etc, and I'd like to get a discussion going.

Mainly because me, someone who isn't normally intimidated by stupid shit, is starting to become intimidated by stupid shit.

I don't really think its the threat of a zombie apocalypse that's getting to me.

Its the threat of a zombie apocalypse starting in the same fucking state that I live in. D'=
 

Jrasta111

[11] Champion
Uh huh... The guy was shot dead right? Dead...?

I'm not sure the understanding of zombies around is here quite complete, let me know if/when the real apocalypse breaks out near you though...
 
Uh huh... The guy was shot dead right? Dead...?

I'm not sure the understanding of zombies around is here quite complete, let me know if/when the real apocalypse breaks out near you though...
the man took 6 shots to kill. The first 5 apparently had little effect, only resulting in the man growling. The last, I believe, was a headshot.
 

Jrasta111

[11] Champion
Yes, yes, very Hollywood, but this isn't Resident Evil and these guys, are surely just drug abusers...


Get one of these chained up in your back garden and we can talk some more about their physiology though.
 

Pyrrus

[14] Master
I DONT WANT THIS TO EFFING HAPPEN ;///n///;
Lol my reactions when I read the Yahoo article~

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d_b

[12] Conqueror
Whenever i think zombie... i just think -Resident Evil 3 opening sequence.
I say bring it on. I don't want to have repay all of my student loans, so i'm ALWAYS welcoming some sort of national disaster.
 

acefrost

[12] Conqueror
If they can run at me then I don't want to play, if they can only walk/stagger about then it's cool and I will look forward to it.
 

KingAce

HERMITISM
Bath Salt...this drug has had several incidents before. This particular guy was arrested previously in Miami, for attacking his mother.
It took 3 tasers to get his ass down, he wasn't on drugs then.

But these particular drugs heat up your body temperature. Apparently it feels like your insides are melting. That's why he took of his clothe. The growling is also a symptom of these drugs.
You don't feel pain.
One dude was walking naked on the street when he got hit by a cab, according to the police report. He gave the cops a hell of struggle who trying to help him severely injuring one of the cop's hand. That dude survived.

But this story freaked me out. Think about it, a naked dude pins your ass down and chews your face off, eyeballs, nose down to your chin. No fucking zombie, a human did that, a human who probably wouldn't have done that if he wasn't on some drug.

I prefer Machete.
 

The Landslide

[13] Hero
I think it's funny that Hollywood has people convinced that everyone should die when they are hit by one bullet when it almost never happens that way, even when people are shot in the head.
 

Pocky-Yoshi

[14] Master
Dear lord. I need to pay attention to the news now. I fear something bad may happen soon.....

However, I'll do some prayer and some loving towards those dear to me and then.......
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