Ask a Virgin: Relationship Advice from Internet People

the easiest way to get a one night stand is tell the girl you are a pirate and last year held 12 people ransom at one time...unless of course thats true...then say you are an accountant
 
protip number 2 on getting one night stands
tell them you are gay and wanna try it with a girl to make sure
protip number 3 roofies
protip number 4 have multiple popped collars
protip number 5 say you were part of the team who took out binladen
protip number 7(yeah fool 7,6 is a gay number) write algol guides on the internet
protip number 7(7 again for manlyness) watch a massive ammount of anime
 
I'm sure there will be more people in relationships who will need advise from those who either have never been in one or haven't been close enough to someone of the opposite sex without being creepy about it. Plus this thread has legendary status, so stickied.
 
Ok so after much more research and more contemplating and conversation with women I've came to a conclusion

It's not 90% of women that want a dude to treat them like crap, it's 92% of women that want a dude that treat them like crap. Out of that 92% of women, about 70% of them are cheating on their boyfriends. It sucks, but these are becoming fact to me.
 
Girls Want what They Can't Have. There, I just summed everything Up. BTW who goes online for Girl Advise. Best Advice is Learn on the Feild not off it....
 
Girls Want what They Can't Have. There, I just summed everything Up. BTW who goes online for Girl Advise. Best Advice is Learn on the Feild not off it....
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Nah, you go online and do the opposite of what people say to do.
 
D.I.N.O said:
Girls Want what They Can't Have. There, I just summed everything Up. BTW who goes online for Girl Advise. Best Advice is Learn on the Feild not off it....
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For once.....I actually agree with your fat face. It can be summed up in two ways (guys and girls) on what they want on their thrills of the chase:

Guys: The girl that's hard to get
Girls: The guy that is hard to keep.

And you can get advice anywhere, net or not. But without the application its just information.
 

Hmmmm. I practically have my emotions numbed due to damn romance anime/manga. I try out some approaches but it doesn't work. Sometimes it does though. All in all, I'm more into just experiencing it than just analyzing it. Although I love to analyze stuff, sometimes I want to feel it. Oh "it" refers to relationships or so.

In any case, it's true Shogi. I definitely want to get a girl that's way beyond me. But to keep her as a girlfriend. If I found a hot *insert race here* chick with a tolerable personality, I would try my hardest to show her that I'm the guy you will love. If not, I can always pout and pick myself back up like Johnny Bravo does. Hoo-hah-hoo!
 
speedking1254 said:
man u are so stupid ahahahahha
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Not to mention he's good looking.

Pocky-Yoshi said:
Hmmmm. I practically have my emotions numbed due to damn romance anime/manga. I try out some approaches but it doesn't work. Sometimes it does though. All in all, I'm more into just experiencing it than just analyzing it. Although I love to analyze stuff, sometimes I want to feel it. Oh "it" refers to relationships or so.

In any case, it's true Shogi. I definitely want to get a girl that's way beyond me. But to keep her as a girlfriend. If I found a hot *insert race here* chick with a tolerable personality, I would try my hardest to show her that I'm the guy you will love. If not, I can always pout and pick myself back up like Johnny Bravo does. Hoo-hah-hoo!
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Namu I can almost garuntee you that it's not what you are saying that's making you go half-and-half, but just for the fact that you a nice guy and women don't respect nice. Sad fact but it's true and I hate it. Only women that usually respect nice from what i've seen is Asian women but usually they aren't attracted to black guys, which is a double negative. Not sayin' to not look for Asian women, just somethin to think about that it's not you.

Just be yourself and stay confident, cause you don't have to be an asshole if you win a woman with confidence. Just keep approaching and if they reject you, just shrug your shoulders and learn from it, eventually it will become second nature and there's no woman you won't approach (or get if you play your cards right).
 
Tha_Shogun said:
Ok so after much more research and more contemplating and conversation with women I've came to a conclusion

It's not 90% of women that want a dude to treat them like crap, it's 92% of women that want a dude that treat them like crap. Out of that 92% of women, about 70% of them are cheating on their boyfriends. It sucks, but these are becoming fact to me.
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I've also come to a conclusion.

The only reason people believe that most girls ONLY want assholes is because the asshole's way is very flashy.

The smooth guy's way however is completely under the radar. And boring to watch. And get much more done.

The mentality's the same, the actions are different.
 
Tha_Shogun said:
Not to mention he's good looking.

Namu I can almost garuntee you that it's not what you are saying that's making you go half-and-half, but just for the fact that you a nice guy and women don't respect nice. Sad fact but it's true and I hate it. Only women that usually respect nice from what i've seen is Asian women but usually they aren't attracted to black guys, which is a double negative. Not sayin' to not look for Asian women, just somethin to think about that it's not you.

Just be yourself and stay confident, cause you don't have to be an asshole if you win a woman with confidence. Just keep approaching and if they reject you, just shrug your shoulders and learn from it, eventually it will become second nature and there's no woman you won't approach (or get if you play your cards right).
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Hmmm. Actually, some asian chick was checking me out.....but in actuality was checking out my bro as watched her eyes shift from me to my older bro lol. Only because our mother was asian and my father was black. Anyways, prepare for a rambling wall of text.

As for women, I try not to fret about it too much. I want a relationship as much as the next guy, but I don't think I'm ready yet. So relationship for me is a no-no until I'm sure I feel that it's hit me. But it's not the fact that women don't respect nice guys, it's the fact(and I quote from my father): Women don't know what they want. It's a fact. They like nice guys, but they are young and like to see if they can hang with the jerks and tame them or what not. Experiment. It's not until they realize the ugly truth that a man of mysterious air which is badass won't always be by your side yet they're horny gluttons for such lol. But a good man like me will stay by your side through thick and thin. I'm not looking for a relationship, I'm looking for a long term one. If all girls wanted the badass, that's fine with me. Girls are the fish of the ocean. Sooner or later, they will miss out on a guy who will do more than just woo you, he will do his best to make you happy no matter the cost. So do nice guys finish last? No. Nice guys like me just need to step up their game with a stable job, car, their own shelter, and enough money to really get the chicks imho. If a chick likes me despite the fact I don't have these, then scoring for that one is so worth it. However, it's rare to find those. The thing is, why should us nice guys compromise ourselves if the chick is busy trying to be single and flirty while experimenting on guys? Hell, my older bro got some which shocked me since he moved out. Guess what his advice was to me? Get a job and try not to talk about video games unless brought up. By receiving advice from people who knew me well, I have plenty confidence to say that girls like those flirty ones, will see me in the future taking real good care of a chick and they'll wish they were my chick. Me having good money for my chick while taking to "rich" places would satisfy my ego along the lines, "You missed out. This lady is gonna get all my love." But that is of course if I ever get that far lol. Relationships to me is like gambling yourself to another to see if you can win that person's heart. Go big or stay home lol. Done rambling. I know this may sound a bit odd, but venting out relationship talks is rather.....fun.
 
Pocky-Yoshi said:
Hmmm. Actually, some asian chick was checking me out.....but in actuality was checking out my bro as watched her eyes shift from me to my older bro lol. Only because our mother was asian and my father was black. Anyways, prepare for a rambling wall of text.

As for women, I try not to fret about it too much. I want a relationship as much as the next guy, but I don't think I'm ready yet. So relationship for me is a no-no until I'm sure I feel that it's hit me. But it's not the fact that women don't respect nice guys, it's the fact(and I quote from my father): Women don't know what they want. It's a fact. They like nice guys, but they are young and like to see if they can hang with the jerks and tame them or what not. Experiment. It's not until they realize the ugly truth that a man of mysterious air which is badass won't always be by your side yet they're horny gluttons for such lol. But a good man like me will stay by your side through thick and thin. I'm not looking for a relationship, I'm looking for a long term one. If all girls wanted the badass, that's fine with me. Girls are the fish of the ocean. Sooner or later, they will miss out on a guy who will do more than just woo you, he will do his best to make you happy no matter the cost. So do nice guys finish last? No. Nice guys like me just need to step up their game with a stable job, car, their own shelter, and enough money to really get the chicks imho. If a chick likes me despite the fact I don't have these, then scoring for that one is so worth it. However, it's rare to find those. The thing is, why should us nice guys compromise ourselves if the chick is busy trying to be single and flirty while experimenting on guys? Hell, my older bro got some which shocked me since he moved out. Guess what his advice was to me? Get a job and try not to talk about video games unless brought up. By receiving advice from people who knew me well, I have plenty confidence to say that girls like those flirty ones, will see me in the future taking real good care of a chick and they'll wish they were my chick. Me having good money for my chick while taking to "rich" places would satisfy my ego along the lines, "You missed out. This lady is gonna get all my love." But that is of course if I ever get that far lol. Relationships to me is like gambling yourself to another to see if you can win that person's heart. Go big or stay home lol. Done rambling. I know this may sound a bit odd, but venting out relationship talks is rather.....fun.
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man so true women dont know what they some times i think they are broken or something . i use to me a nice guy i use to get a few chick but now i me dogging dose women and they love me it stupid.
women want that i accomplish something feel like look how he was before i met he and i turn him in to a good man yay...... like on tv. Bitch please a dog is a dog and will always be a dog(up in till he gets a dna change)
 
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