BlackDragon37
[12] Conqueror
I'm bored. Let it rip.
Christianity: One woman's lie about having an affair that got seriously out of hand.
Christianity: One woman's lie about having an affair that got seriously out of hand.
Jokes, anyone?
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pineapplejuice
[09] Warrior
what do you call an italian with a rubber toe? rubberto . please.....dont steal my work
Ghengis_John
[13] Hero
So this black woman drags her husband into a shoe store.
The sign says: Sale all shoe's 40% off.
So she hands her husband her purse and says:
"Hold on baby I'm gonna be just a minute."
And she proceeds to shop.
True story.
The sign says: Sale all shoe's 40% off.
So she hands her husband her purse and says:
"Hold on baby I'm gonna be just a minute."
And she proceeds to shop.
True story.
lobo
Luminario
a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, WE DON'T SERVE HORSES
the horse is like...haaaaaaaay...
the horse is like...haaaaaaaay...
pineapplejuice
[09] Warrior
excuse me mods this thread needs closing asap
Rabid777
[09] Warrior
What do you call a half man half bear half pig?
WuHT
Premium Moderator
sounds like something is more than whole
BalancedChaos
[09] Warrior
Isnt it funny how Jade Goody represents an egg head, and she will be all boxed up for easter?
lobo
Luminario
who was the first underwater spy?
JAMES POND
JAMES POND
Hot Rod Dave
"Saucy saucy minx"
if a cow and a calf cost $5
how much does a pound of cheese weigh????
how much does a pound of cheese weigh????
Nukleurfire
[09] Warrior
I didn't make this up, but:
Why did the boy cross the road? 'cause his house burned down and he had to watch as his parapalegic parents burned to death and he was emotionally scarred forever.
Why did the girl fall off the swing? 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did the boy cross the road? 'cause his house burned down and he had to watch as his parapalegic parents burned to death and he was emotionally scarred forever.
Why did the girl fall off the swing? 'Cause she had no arms.
BlackDragon37
[12] Conqueror
I approached a prostitute last night who offered me "hand relief" for £15.
I find it ironic that the sort of person who is willing to stand half naked on a freezing street to sell their body to an endless succession of strangers, night after night, in order to fuel a lethal drugs habit won't lower themselves to use the word "wank".
I find it ironic that the sort of person who is willing to stand half naked on a freezing street to sell their body to an endless succession of strangers, night after night, in order to fuel a lethal drugs habit won't lower themselves to use the word "wank".
Y-Disciple
[09] Warrior
BlackDragon37
[12] Conqueror
Ins't it azimnag how the hmaun mnid is albe to raed wrdos lkie tihs as lnog as the frist and lsat lrtetrs are lfet the smae.
Sltil, you can bet yuor ficukn btotom dlolar taht nnie out of ten aericamns wlil be rdeanig tihs tihknnig 'waht the fcuk?'
Sltil, you can bet yuor ficukn btotom dlolar taht nnie out of ten aericamns wlil be rdeanig tihs tihknnig 'waht the fcuk?'
killad8800
[08] Mercenary
a boy on a farm kicks a chicken then the cow he goes home and says wheres breakfast the mom says since u kicked the cow theres no milk and since u kicked the chicken theres no eggs the dad then kicks the cat the boy says should i tell dad lol
no copy
no copy
KnightWarrior
[10] Knight
Nothing is making me laugh
KoshTheKoala
[09] Warrior
a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?"
a rhinoceros and a giraffe walk into a bar. the giraffe gets drunk and passes out and the rhinoceros decides to leave when the bartender says "hey, you can't leave that lyin' there." the rhinoceros replies "that's not a lion, that's a giraffe."
a guy walks into a bar and says "ow fuck I walked into a bar."
BalancedChaos
[09] Warrior
whats brown and sticky?
a stick.
a stick.
KnightWarrior
[10] Knight
ewww..............