Who's gonna drop next?

Christopher Walkin maybe? Clint Eastwood was a good suggestion...

It seemed to me that old celebs started keelin' off late last year though, maybe I just started noticing after George Carlin died...
 
Hulk Hogan is a good one. That would keep with the way 80's icons are dropping. How about another big name from the 80's...Eddie Murphy, by suicide for the amount of crap he's put out lately.
 
A while back I predicted that Walter Cronkite was about to drop, and now he has just passed away.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/us_obit_walter_cronkite

Oh yooooo who we gotta get right with man? Tell em lol.

Seriously though 92 years is a good long ass life, that's how people should be goin out. Random ass gettin choked out by your 23 year old brazilian stripper wife with a purse strap? That's NOT how people should be goin out.
 
Well I knew Walter was on his last leg, so it's more of a semi-prediction.

But being murdered in Brazil while you are on vacation by your wife is some mad random shit. Especially being so soon after what happened to McNair.

2009 is all up in these celebrities' asses. If you ain't right with God by now, then don't cry when your heathen ass is choked out somewhere by the strap of some phony handbag at the hands of some crazy stripper.
 
Is it me, or are all these celebrities dying this year due to abusing themselves:

Keith Floyd was an alcoholic.

Patrick Swayze was a heavy smoker.

Michael Jackson was a drug addict.

I should just start wanking from now on. I mean, that can't do you any harm, right?

Oh wait. What happened to David Carradine again?
 
Kanye West is on suicide watch after his stunt at the VMA's I'm going with him.

The better guess would be the creators of South Park (Trey Parker and Matt Stone) for that little skit making fun of Kanye. Could you smell the irony if they were both found decapitated with fishsticks lodged down their esophagus, like Carlos Mencia.

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i think he played hanged man =/

That's pretty funny, but I loved Carradine owing to a steady ingestion of his shows as a kid. So is it right to laugh... Thanks for the moral dilemma lol.

My brother said around the time he's only worried David Carradine is going to become a verb, like some guy will walk into a brothel someday and say "oh and give me The Carradine".
 
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