Ask a Virgin: Relationship Advice from Internet People

If you weren't such an lame ignorant little child you would realize that opinions are posted where the implier sees fit. Who gives a damn whether you want to be posted to or not you should being such a dick to people and constantly acting immature maybe you wouldn't be in any need of advice.
 
ShinjiUrahara said:
If you weren't such an lame ignorant little child you would realize that opinions are posted where the implier sees fit. Who gives a damn whether you want to be posted to or not you should being such a dick to people and constantly acting immature maybe you wouldn't be in any need of advice.
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Haha, you seem so flustered for someone who tries to "give off" that you don't "give a damn". Anyways, if what you're saying, you really do believe in (that opinions are to be posted where the implier sees fit)... why're you being so "ignorant" to my opinion towards Teflon's personal issues? He did make the thread to get feedback, did he not? I'm only doing so; posting my opinion about said topic.

Again... you really have no business in me personally telling Teflon that these threads are stupid. Like you said, opinions will be posted where/how I see fit; now stop the little hissy fit, take your own advice, and shut up. If you didn't want me to announce that you're just as stupid as these threads, then you shouldn't have quoted me and indulged in my opinion. Your attempt to even (^)post is barely legible....

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And I don't re call asking for advice; but if I were to, it wouldn't be from you. Your post(s), and experience with hanging out with you offline showed me how... different, you are. Just saying, your words have less meaning to me more, every time I see them. :/
 
when i was nine i got a BJ from both my neighbor and his little brother. what does that mean?

maybe i was ten.

seriously, though, can we scoot this to PMs?
 
hmmmm. My two boys going at it look both of you guys are 8wayrun vets by now trying to slander one another is not the way to go. Like i said going back and forth when it's far more important things going on in life is pointless. I'm at an different place in life now a great job and an great lady to come home to is what i'm about if arguing online bout threads etc is your thing you win my friend. Like i told you once you get older and start venturing out the country and get established you will truly be at peace with yourself.

Now all 3 of us are going to be at dev we going to have fun get games in get xeph drunk lol and have a blast. All this bickering let's keep it to actually playing the game not insulting folks.

Edit: love the avatar shinji.
 
teflon2105 said:
Yeah, i know i messed up with this one went there for a wedding and ended up getting myself into trouble. I'm lucky to get things back to normal. I tried walking away from her but when a sexy woman grabing and feeling on your penis it's hard to resist.
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Why are guys so easy? Grab their dicks while your making out, wear your new YSL and they always want to FUCK. works everytime.
 
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IvyFanboy said:
Or they're so fed up with creepers and unappreciative dicks that they make sure to take care of the genuinely awesome ones. I think my record speaks for itself.

You can be sexually successful without deceit, manipulation, being a dick, gimicks, etc... and what's more you get to hear them complain about the people who do succeed on those and realize what tools they are, even in the eyes of those they've "conquered".

In fact I would chalk most of my success to girls rebounding of the people lieing to them all the time. Not a strategy I aim for, but you guys basically do the advertising for the genuine people.
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niggah what you look like?
 
IvyFanboy said:
You misunderstand...I'm not getting them immediately after in an emotional vulnerable time...they all eventually hit that point where they get tired of the bullshit. And the idea you are boring and lame cuz you're a nice guy and assholes are the wild one's in bed....was myth invented by assholes to validate themselves.

Generally most assholes suck in bed. Why? Cuz their ego and poor communication skills have made them inept to learn.
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Let me come through:
I might as well be a whore, trust my opinion, IFB I love you still.
  • Ass hole guys are amazing in bed.
  • I don't care if if they have bad communication, I don't want a niggah to talk to me when he pleasing this pussy, I just wanna hear him say how wet & tight I am, that's good communication.
 
@ dani

good communication doesn't really mean talking. It means you can give and read signals on what's working, not every girls works the same and a LOT of girls are either used to just encouraging the guy for the sake of their ego (especially assholes) or don't know what it should feel like...then there's one's that are just shit communicators. Moaning, body signals, figuring out whats ok and not ok to try on the spot by reading reaction as you go for it, etc... it's a skill in of itself to be adaptive to different interests and immediate needs. If your communication is poor you are likely doing a small gamut of techniques or doing the complicated things wrong. If you don't do communication and go for it, you're banking that your generic run at it aligns with there's...which works in most cases given how cookie cutter western sex is (2 positions....yaaaaaaaaaaaay....a 69 we're so extreme! *eye roll*).

It's not that "assholes" aren't capable of this, but people use it as a gimick to get girls and it often limits them to learn anything beyond the basics due to ignorance embedded within the ego and pushes towards a life style that is insecure on both parts (girls that get picked up by said assholes frequently...are usually as insecure as the guy playing the act). It can work...but I say playing the asshole card to get by is just being a scrub in the sex world. Hype!

I don't state this out of theory. I state it out of personal experience and direct talks with many of my females friends who speak openly on the topic, and many of them do go after the assholes, but the negatives I speak of are constantly brought up. They're generally exciting at first, but it becomes obvious they're limited by the gimick down the line. The girl's that keep em around...generally have emotional issues and like Nickleback...just sayin
 
@IFB: you have got to be the biggest pussy ever in bed. girls tell you it was good because the ones you shoot for are also pussies and are worried about your feelings and don't want to make you cry with truth.

bitches want you to slap them, choke them, and call them whores. did you ever think that maybe there is no "asshole card" and that being an asshole is just the way it is?

good god...the LAST thing i want in bed is an insecure pussy asking me "do you like this?", "is this ok to do?" and poking around on me like some sort of science experiment. lol that is dealbreaker-level gayness. that may have been acceptable when i was 14 or 15, but fuck non not now. we've all seen enough porn to know exactly what is hot and what feels good and to do it. clearly you have lost at least one woman to a manlier man and are bitter about it.

@dani: quit talking about your "pussy". it is disgusting.
 
wow. I keep forgetting what this thread is about. I see it, and then i'm like, did some horrible tragedy happen in miami? and then i click.. and see just how momentarily funny it is.
thanks for the entertainment! really! great to see Ivyfanboy live up to his know-it-all status. Holy shit! i posted in here! I mean before this.. wow... i forgot all about that.. hot damn.. hot damn indeed....
 
After skimming/reading this thread again, I've made my opinion. The more rumors, gossips, and dogmatic info you know, the more paranoid and insecure you get. That's why I prefer to not be too logical about chicks/relationships unless there's a reason that calls for it. I'm manly because I think about my happiness first and then who I can share it with. And IMHO, there's no surefire way to get a certain chick in bed for instance. On the disney side, there's just being yourself and seeing how well that special someone can get along with you and seeing how long you two can coexist. On fantastical fantasy side, you just have to get every chick you find pleasing in bed by utilizing brains, dick, and what not. Depending what person you are on either side, you have no choice but to change/lie sometimes/etc. just to make a relationship work. Done venting my opinion.
 
Alright so this thread turned into... yeah anyways since everyone is throwing in their 2 cents I might as well give it a go.
Nice guys get the but end of shit because they supplicate to women and pretty much do what women want them to do as opposed to being men. They put women on a pedastol and treat them like queens when most women don't want that, they want to be treated like women. Example, I have a friend who when he talks to women he offers to buy them a drink, I found out about this and asked him a simple question "Why are you buying them a drink if they havent done anything for you?" Honestly why are you going to buy a complete stranger anything in the hopes that they might like you? It makes no sense, I mean how many guys are out there buying drinks for girls and going home alone? That is what most guys think they should do, and it fucking wrong. Girls have guys get them shit all the time and they pretty much just think "sweet more free stuff, but i guess I should talk to him for a little bit so he doesnt feel bad" Then most of the time they just find an excuse to leave and they be gone. I had a chick try and get me to buy her a drink and I looked at her and said "Sorry but its against my policy to buy women drinks, but you can buy me a drink and I'll let you kiss me" She bought said drink and we made out. The thing is its cool to be nice but not a push over, you don't have to be a "Jerk" but you shouldnt be a "nice guy" either. Be somewhere in between, know what you want and get it don't be a pansy. Women love the sex as much as guys do hell most of the time they love it more so go out there and fly fly.
 
Juece said:
The thing is its cool to be nice but not a push over, you don't have to be a "Jerk" but you shouldnt be a "nice guy" either. Be somewhere in between, know what you want and get it don't be a pansy.
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absolutely agree. be nice, just don't be a pussy about it. you can still be a nice guy but maintain that attractive confidence and assertiveness girls like. if you're gonna be the "it's okay, i'm here for you :)" guy 24/7, you're going to get walked all over; i know this from experience. at the same time, if you're a straight-up asshole all the time, good luck getting anyone to stick around. that balance is important.
 
Two Things:

The Music Festival was Ultra Music Festival; One of The Biggest ELECTRONICA/DANCE Music Festivals of its kind.

Also, I am an expert on English, Dating, and Theoretical Physics.

Thats is all....
 
I have to agree with Lobo on this one, 85% of women want an asshole. Women like to be treated like crap, don't ask me why but they do. The last 5 out of 6 women I've talked to in the last two months wanted naughty, not nice and out of those 5 the 2 out the 3 (and 1 fingered)that I had sex with wanted a relationship after vigourous action took place in the bed room. Which goes to my next idea (which is contridictory to the other, but with women you have no choice), WOMEN DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY WANT!

IFB if girls have told you that then more than likely you either found some of the 15% that actually mean what they say, or you're bein lied too. I think the latter of the two cause majority of time a woman doesn't know what she wants in this case.

I'm not an asshole by nature, but I garuntee you I've had more women want to date me, sex me, or be around me when I treat them like shit or talk to them like I don't care. Another situation, I told a girl she was lookin' nice today and she said 'yea whatever' so later on I asked her 'why the fuck do you be actin' retarted so much?" and this bitch bought me a pizza! I bullshit you not!

This even goes for the virgins, I had a virgin that didn't care for shit when I talked to her like a gentleman but when I ignore her ass she gives me her number and texts of how horny she is but don't want her first time to be a hit and quit it and don't want to be viewed as being too easy. I just left her alone after that cause I knew if I did get to that point with her it was gonna be a hit it and quit it, cause the shit pissed me off that I ignored her and she came chasin me.

Also Juece imo I don't think it was just you being alittle bit inbetween that got you the girl that night, I think it was because you where witty. One thing that women love besides a guy being an asshole is a guy bein' witty. Women love to fill as if they where approached with somethin they have never heard before, and it gets them excited. I'm pretty sure she's never heard that line before and it got her panties moist, in my honest opinion. Add some muscle or a cute face to that and you garunteed a woman.

Now if you're a witty asshole, then yea.....you get the idea. I have a homeboy who's a witty asshole, he's like a black quagmire with all the girls I see come and go to his crib. I'm suprised his penis hasn't fallen off yet.
 
lobo said:
@dani: quit talking about your "pussy". it is disgusting.
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Ok I will, I'll just talk about my nookie butt for now on, promise (:
But you've been very irate with me for the last week? what'd I do wrong?
IvyFanboy said:
@ dani

good communication doesn't really mean talking. It means you can give and read signals on what's working, not every girls works the same and a LOT of girls are either used to just encouraging the guy for the sake of their ego (especially assholes) or don't know what it should feel like...then there's one's that are just shit communicators. Moaning, body signals, figuring out whats ok and not ok to try on the spot by reading reaction as you go for it, etc... it's a skill in of itself to be adaptive to different interests and immediate needs. If your communication is poor you are likely doing a small gamut of techniques or doing the complicated things wrong. If you don't do communication and go for it, you're banking that your generic run at it aligns with there's...which works in most cases given how cookie cutter western sex is (2 positions....yaaaaaaaaaaaay....a 69 we're so extreme! *eye roll*).

It's not that "assholes" aren't capable of this, but people use it as a gimick to get girls and it often limits them to learn anything beyond the basics due to ignorance embedded within the ego and pushes towards a life style that is insecure on both parts (girls that get picked up by said assholes frequently...are usually as insecure as the guy playing the act). It can work...but I say playing the asshole card to get by is just being a scrub in the sex world. Hype!

I don't state this out of theory. I state it out of personal experience and direct talks with many of my females friends who speak openly on the topic, and many of them do go after the assholes, but the negatives I speak of are constantly brought up. They're generally exciting at first, but it becomes obvious they're limited by the gimick down the line. The girl's that keep em around...generally have emotional issues and like Nickleback...just sayin
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That's to much for me to read, I read like half of it sorry boonilla. I was just kidding about my post, it was a joke.

I guess communications go way farther than one night stands, sucks to be me I guess. But like Lobo said you gotta do things like porn stars, he can't guess where this goes and stuff. I'd say if your communicating like that, it's not right for you. Simple things like "yeah you like that?" is fine, but things like "is this ok, is this right" = niggah get off of me.
 
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