Oh yes I did!
A very short story.
--Talim's Innocence--
"What time did Yun-Seong say he was going to be here? He's late!" She checked her watch carefully, waiting for him to arrive at her house. Her body hit the sofa, watching t.v. like usual.
*BANG! BANG! BANG!*
She was startled and shot up from the sofa! Talim ran to the door and looked out of the peek-hole. His big red head took over the space, she knew it was him. She opens the door.
"Hey baby Talim!" He wrapped his hands around her head and kissed the top of it.
"Don't call me 'baby'! I know I'm small, bu-"
"Wow Tal, chill..." Yun plopped onto the sofa and switched the t.v. channels.
Talim stared at him like 'WTF'? He kept watching t.v. though.
"Uhm Yun, I told you I had to do an essay today, what do you wan- Yun? YUN!!!" She screamed at him!
"Oh uhm yeah. I wanted to talk to you." He threw the remote to the side.
"About what?" Talim looked at Yun. His face was starting to frown a bit, his eyes dimmed. "Yun." She grabbed his hands. "What, babe?" Her voice was soft, she knew something was wrong. Did he witness a murder? Was he dying? Oh no...
"It's just... We've been dating and... you are kinda innocent and protective of yourself." He gripped her hands harder.
Talim was confused. "Uhhh what?" She forcefully let her hands from his snake grip.
"Tal, it's been 6 months and all we do is kiss..." Big Head Red stared into her eyes.
"YOU JUST WANT SEX DONT YOU?!?!? I-"
"Wait-wait-wait! You see what you're doing? You're not even giving me a chance!"
She thought she was crazy for reconsidering his argument. "Maybe I am a little protective here and there."
His smile grew big, veeeeery big. He knew he was going to have a good night with her. Oh the excitement! Love and most of all, lust!!!
"So we can change that Talim!" He kneeled and caressed her hand. "Let's go to your room." Yun grabbed her hand and led her to the room.
He jumped on the bed and took off of his shirt.
"Ok! forget it, take me Yun!" She pulled her pants down and took off her blouse. In her bra and panties, she dived onto the bed and dug her face into his chest.
Yun thought of a clever idea. "Wait!"
"What now?! You already have me undressing."
"Just stand in front of the bed."
"..." She awkwardly got off of the bed, eyes squinting at him in suspicion. "Okkkk..."
"Now do you know how to make it clap?" He was serious.
"Make it cla-what-I-I-don't understa-huh? Making it clap?" This explains her innocence.
Lol. This was so random. I just thought of his raging hormones and her innocence. I can continue this if you'd like haha!