Superman vs Goku (Party Wolf Smells)

Who would win in a fight? Superman? or Goku?


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Uhh, he still dies to kryptonite in a DC game. Didn't realize we weren't supposed to reference the people who made Superman.

Just so I understand how stupid you actually are. You're treating a game as dc canon. You're treating a video game as comic book canon. Okay. Got it.

He learned his lesson though. Killed Majin buu and future villains without hesitating.

You're sleepy. Go to bed
 
go to a party.. wolf. ;) have a howling good time. enjoy life. I mean run with your pack man.. or are you a lone wolf? not much of a party wolf then, are ya? kind of a party pooper wolf then huh? ew.. you don't eat your own poop do you? looking at your posts you just might.. oh that's just nasty...

I kid, I kid. just ruffling your fur... that's a good boy. who's a good boy? SIT... sit... lay down... down... that'a boy! who's a good boy?!? wanna cookie? who wants a treat? sit... stay..

i'm messing. joshing. pushing buttons. dont be serious.

it's the internet.

DOGE MEME!
Just read this super long butt hurt edit. Fallacies for the win.
 
Superman seems to be a bitch too then. Needs a star to almost beat goku.

Not really, how is eating being a bitch? Goku's a bitch for needing to eat food to survive? Nah, but he's a bitch if he needs secret weapons to fight someone because he knows he's too weak to do it otherwise. That's like the definition of weakness. So we have already decided original superman auto wins. Weaker version of Superman wins without Goku having things he probably wouldn't have or know to have. Therefore Superman wins.
 
Just so I understand how stupid you actually are. You're treating a game as dc canon. You're treating a video game as comic book canon. Okay. Got it.



You're sleepy. Go to bed
Superman being weak to kryptonite is canon. That's superman 101.
 
If someone fights you, you don't go "hold on a second, lemme do some research on you and find your weakness". You keep fighting, except if Goku keeps fighting against even the weakest version of Superman. He gets owned. Seems kind of like a one sided battle.
 
Not really, how is eating being a bitch? Goku's a bitch for needing to eat food to survive? Nah, but he's a bitch if he needs secret weapons to fight someone because he knows he's too weak to do it otherwise. That's like the definition of weakness. So we have already decided original superman auto wins. Weaker version of Superman wins without Goku having things he probably wouldn't have or know to have. Therefore Superman wins.

At this point it's obvious party wolf is sleepy. Because he's just trolling. Let trolls know when they're sleepy. And it's time for their bed time
 
Not really, how is eating being a bitch? Goku's a bitch for needing to eat food to survive? Nah, but he's a bitch if he needs secret weapons to fight someone because he knows he's too weak to do it otherwise. That's like the definition of weakness. So we have already decided original superman auto wins. Weaker version of Superman wins without Goku having things he probably wouldn't have or know to have. Therefore Superman wins.
Goku still has dragonballs to get said object or use instant transmission to take superman away from the yellow sun. You're equating yellow sun to normal food when that is basically steroids in comparison to red suns
 
Goku still has dragonballs to get said object or use instant transmission to take superman away from the yellow sun. You're equating yellow sun to normal food when that is basically steroids in comparison to red suns
You're sleepy. Go to bed.
 
Why would he know to do something like that? He wouldn't. Your whole argument is based on him fighting a weaker version of superman and knowing things he wouldn't. Good argument dude.
 
This is pretty sad. I hope your love for superman stays with you forever.

I actually don't like superman.
But just cause I don't like him doesn't mean I don't respect him. Just cause I respect him, doesn't mean it's not passed your bed time. And it's clearly time for you to go to bed.

Because you're sleepy. So go to bed
 
Wolfy. You're treating a video game as canon for a comic book character. Think about that. The stupidity of that! That's why you need to go to bed now. Because clearly you're sleepy. Because you can't be THAT stupid.

No! I refuse to believe you're that stupid. You're just tired! You're sleepy!
 
Only if Kami tells him about the weakness which he wouldn't know otherwise. Then it's Goku + Kami vs Superman. That's a different battle. Also, Goku's weakness would be getting punched once. He would probably just explode. And if it was a battle of endurance and wits. Superman can just take a nap in space. I hear Goku instantly dies there. I'd consider that a weakness.
Saiyans can breathe in space.
Citations: The Bardock movie and the Saiyan God movie
 
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