YOU SH** C**!
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Alex.J
[14] Master
Superman wins.
Alex.J
[14] Master
Actually I have a Superman buttsex joke for everyone.
One day Superman was flying around bored and extremely horny. He happened to notice Wonder woman lying completely naked on a beach. "Hmmm" Superman said to himself, "I bet I could swoop down and tag that ass and be gone befor she ever knew what hit her. After all I AM Superman."
So he circled a few more times and then went into a nose dive. He flew in as fast as he could and was gone before anyone knew a thing. Wonder Woman sat up and said "Holy shit! what was that?"
"I dont know" cried the Invisible Man, "but my asshole is killing me!"
One day Superman was flying around bored and extremely horny. He happened to notice Wonder woman lying completely naked on a beach. "Hmmm" Superman said to himself, "I bet I could swoop down and tag that ass and be gone befor she ever knew what hit her. After all I AM Superman."
So he circled a few more times and then went into a nose dive. He flew in as fast as he could and was gone before anyone knew a thing. Wonder Woman sat up and said "Holy shit! what was that?"
"I dont know" cried the Invisible Man, "but my asshole is killing me!"
Norik
[14] Master
"If men can enjoy being penetrated, I don't see why women can't."
How did I do?
How did I do?
CFW
[13] Hero
This is trash
CFW
[13] Hero
Please think about wearing condoms it's 2014 love yourself and stay safe.
MONEYMUFFINS
[13] Hero
My wife and I agree. We love the feeling of me cumming in her ass. My wife and I enjoy anal sex so much, we no longer have vaginal sex. I've been cumming in her ass almost every day for 14 years and we've never had a problem. So, feel free to unload in her backside.
The Landslide
[13] Hero
I like my fighting game forums with an emphasis on frame data and strategy, with a side of "shitting cum"
Mage
I'll make you submit!
vile people lol
Sett
[14] Master
Dampierre makes people shit cum.
Wyde
[11] Champion
Unnecessarily srs answer, for the small chance someone actually wants one when they click the link (haha I wish):
Y'all do what y'all want. If you don't want to try it, then don't. If you do want to try it, prepare accordingly obviously (cleaning out, training your butt etc.), since usually you only poop from there, duh: If you like it, cool, try it more; If you don't, cool, don't do it anymore. There.
Y'all do what y'all want. If you don't want to try it, then don't. If you do want to try it, prepare accordingly obviously (cleaning out, training your butt etc.), since usually you only poop from there, duh: If you like it, cool, try it more; If you don't, cool, don't do it anymore. There.
Alex.J
[14] Master
WHY DID NO ONE LIKE MY SUPERMAN BUTT SEX JOKE?
Jrasta111
[11] Champion
Same reason no one liked Johnny except his non-existent mother I'm guessing, I think I headed my post quoting it, but just for you here it is again all-caps:
THIS IS TRASH
THIS IS TRASH
Alex.J
[14] Master
Irrelevant because someone liked it now.
Jrasta111
[11] Champion
Yeah well...
I ain't saying nothing
I ain't saying nothing
Wyde
[11] Champion
I found it funny, it's just that my Dad told me that joke literally over a decade ago
Alex.J
[14] Master
I know, it's a classic. Who doesn't like surprise Invisible man butt sex though?
Wyde
[11] Champion
Losers.
Also those articles made me laugh for the wrong reasons, not recommended reading
