Oh no, I cannot GI, what do I do?

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kryonik said:
A) Nothing you say is logical. Case in point:

Wait, so you're really good at JIing but you often get hit by moves you can see coming to the point where you have to quit after missing so many JIs and play another game? Seems to me that would be the definition of "bad at JIing". Don't talk to me about logic. I will destroy you.

F) And finally, putting the computer on command mode and JIing a couple times is not skillful in any capacity. You might as well be playing Guitar Hero at that point.
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I said online the more obvious the move the more likely it hits because I try to GI it, because that's what I'd do offline. I also said that nobody would care...and they shouldn't because it's just training. "I will destroy you"...at what...missing half of what I say? Yes, your selective hearing is far more destructive than mine.

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B)a lot of us are genuinely nice people. I don't know about you, but I play this game as a method of stress relief. No one talked trash with any substance or took any trash talking seriously before you were here and we won't after you leave. But you keep pushing our collective buttons on a public forum so what do you expect?
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We actively seek out challengers that have skill to build our community, and are overall welcoming and friendly, as long as you give respect we will give it back.
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See, when I throw your asshole-ness into your face all of a sudden "oh we're welcoming and friendly" Two faced liars, that's what you massholes are. Pushing your collective buttons because I expect people to GI and JI during matches? I'm describing high level play...you're lying to your disciples and you should be corrected and if that pushes your buttons perhaps YOU should stop lying and deceiving everyone including yourself.

I've checked this thread about 10 times today to find a bunch of gibberish and bullshit every time, I think I'll take a break because it was my intent to clarify any questions anyone had about the knowledge I imparted NOT to respond to repeated challenges and insults. Let me leave you guys with this

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I will destroy you.
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That's what I expect from the BONE tournament, the prevalent attitude of asshole bigheads that you find at an anime convention or gaming convention where everyone thinks they're hot shit. A few people are, and a lot of people THINK they are. I would love to play those of you who are, and to school those who are learning, but to go into a competition where a large number of those competing think they are hot shit? That's just a bad scene, a convention of assholes feeding off each others' bad energy to a point where they really do think "hey, we're the best in Massachusetts" You're playing in a very small pond with a very very small audience of players and aren't even the best in your state and can't manage to realize even that EVEN WHEN the Jersey and NYC crowd come in and absolutely rip you to shreds. You tried to be polite but you couldn't even pull it off for one single post. I'm sorry to those who I'd like to play, but those people who I think are pieces of shit dominate your scene and definitely dominate these forums. I'd like to believe that in real life you are far less of a dick-waving ass but why would I be obligated to find that out? Because I want for you to be less of a fucking asshole? I don't give a shit if you want to be a retard but dick waving and challenging people with insults will never make me be a part of your scene and I stand firm in my decision to not contribute to your "amazing super-high-level" playgroup. You can continue to wave your dicks around for all to see, but it won't make you better at Soul Calibur. Learning from people who have something to teach will, but you're not on the path to a better game, you're just out for blood and to offend people while having a good o'l time with your boyz. That's your pond, and I'm not coming in.
 
So let me get this straight.. this is the compiled title of "Lord Warble"

the 400+ APM Starcraft Gosu all knowing all seeing all JI'ing rooftop romper who settles his battles with one player who lives in Puerto Rico(Only opponent worthy of his high level of play), in his spare time he throws 5 out of 6 darts at the bulls eye because the 6th doesn't fit(that isn't because of his skill it's because of the dart board..if only it were more worthy) it's quote "not my fault he sees the game differently" he expects JI's for the CF win (which takes "5 seconds"..quote). Also below is a list of martial arts he has mastered.
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And by sparred I mean mixed martial arts including Kung Fu, Tai Chi, Taekwondo, Karate, Aikido and Judo not done at half-speed, but full speed with the only restriction being aerial kicks.
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warble said:
I'm describing high level play...you're lying to your disciples and you should be corrected and if that pushes your buttons perhaps YOU should stop lying and deceiving everyone including yourself.

I stand firm in my decision to not contribute to your "amazing super-high-level" playgroup. That's your pond, and I'm not coming in.
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What i get from this... Apparently all of Massachusetts collectively said we have an "Amazing super-high-level" playgroup. He doesn't like ponds? and..we are all disciples of some masshole leader...who..is yet to be named.

i was unaware.

Its what is expected people..and if you can't play like Lord Warble you lack skill, you lack discipline, and you need more dedication.

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Man, if I didn't already have my "thread closed!" tag thought of, that picture would be it.

This thread's getting nowhere fast.

Warble, seriously: Post vids in the next day or I'm locking the thread.

This isn't asking for the world here - every high level gamer has the capability. Yes, people are mouthing off to you in this thread, but that's because they've asked you to their tournaments (free of charge?! And you think they're 'massholes?' Gimme a break) and you've refused. Any any community, ANY, you need to show proof of who you are. If you talk a good basketball game people would think you're an idiot unless you proved it. If you talked a good chess game people don't believe you unless you prove it. Gaming's no different, and Soul Calibur's no different than that.

As it was put earlier on this thread (as it has been to dozens of other people who've posted stuff like you): Put up or shut up. If you put up, you get to laugh at all of us. Why wouldn't you do it? So little effort....
 
No, I'm saying that if I wasn't already using the line from the original Charlie and the Chocolate factory, I'd use that. NOTHING tops that.

(no, that's not permission to post stuff in this thread trying to top it - everybody stay on topic please)
 
Good god.. I was not prepared for that pic LMAO. A++++ Would Buy Again!!

Also, please don't close this thread, there's no need and it's hilarious.

I love how warble critisizes the BONE players for playing in a very small pond, when all he does is play an unnamed Puerto Rican fellow (may or may not be an imaginary friend at this point) and the CPU at medium difficulty. Plus, what kind of coward won't even face his challengers in his own state when they offer to pay his entry fee? What a joke.
 
I just want to clarify that when I said "I will destroy you" it was regarding logic debates, not actually playing you in game or what-have-you. I would be an idiot to assume I'm better than someone whom I've never seen play before. I never even once said I was good or even above average, you just assumed yet again, that I said these things. I merely stated that nothing you have ever posted regarding the game has made a lick of sense.

But seriously, evidence or GTFO. You can't come in here, and start jabbering to people who have been playing the game since its first iteration, claiming how you play at such a high level and then somehow get offended when players ask you for proof. Literally, all you had to do was show up yesterday and this thread would have been a lot shorter and a lot less dramatic.

@The Mods: I don't mind if the thread gets closed, just don't delete it. He's backpedalling like mad and this will be golden material for when Warble inevitably says something even dumber later down the line.
 
I dunno, I could easily see him getting banned real soon if things like this continue, so no big loss if it's deleted. He's already managed to alienate himself from the closest local players to him (not the first time we've seen that happen) AND suggested physical violence against all you massholes.

Maybe a quick photoshop of Bruce Lee aerial kicking a troll? That might be an appropriate thread closing image.
 
eltoshan said:
lol this thread is funny. Who needs to block when you can just JI? lol.

For argument's sake, why would you JI an unblockable and risk getting JI'ed back when you can have guaranteed damage by just step/jump/duck and punish?
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The bigger question, is who would be expecting you to JI their unblockable and have time to react to it?



But, I think you guys are being a little unfair to warble here. Sure I doubt that he can JI as well as he says, but, the thread (at least initially) seemed to be a legit discussion of GI/JI tactics.
 
I think you would have to understand the history of Warble to truely appreciate it. Go take a look at the New England Match finder, starting at page 2.

WARNING: do not eat or drink while reading.
 
Sponge said:
I think you would have to understand the history of Warble to truely appreciate it. Go take a look at the New England Match finder, starting at page 2.

WARNING: do not eat or drink while reading.
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Yeah, whenever he enters a sieg thread it gets bad, with all his JI talk. The sieg video thread has him coming in and pretty much turning the discussion into an argument twice. He lost both times and left for awhile.

He'll be back though.

Oh and this will probably incite, but I have to say it. Warble is the one and only person I see on here mentioning E-penises. He constantly refers to them, and it seems like his JI talk his him flopping out an Extenze E-Penis everytime he enters a thread.

Sorry, but its oh so horrifyingly true.
 
warble said:
That's what I expect from the BONE tournament, the prevalent attitude of asshole bigheads that you find at an anime convention or gaming convention where everyone thinks they're hot shit. A few people are, and a lot of people THINK they are. I would love to play those of you who are, and to school those who are learning, but to go into a competition where a large number of those competing think they are hot shit? That's just a bad scene, a convention of assholes feeding off each others' bad energy to a point where they really do think "hey, we're the best in Massachusetts" You're playing in a very small pond with a very very small audience of players and aren't even the best in your state and can't manage to realize even that EVEN WHEN the Jersey and NYC crowd come in and absolutely rip you to shreds. You tried to be polite but you couldn't even pull it off for one single post. I'm sorry to those who I'd like to play, but those people who I think are pieces of shit dominate your scene and definitely dominate these forums. I'd like to believe that in real life you are far less of a dick-waving ass but why would I be obligated to find that out? Because I want for you to be less of a fucking asshole? I don't give a shit if you want to be a retard but dick waving and challenging people with insults will never make me be a part of your scene and I stand firm in my decision to not contribute to your "amazing super-high-level" playgroup. You can continue to wave your dicks around for all to see, but it won't make you better at Soul Calibur. Learning from people who have something to teach will, but you're not on the path to a better game, you're just out for blood and to offend people while having a good o'l time with your boyz. That's your pond, and I'm not coming in.
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Warble, i find myself lumped into your masshole category without ever talking shit about you. You claimed earlier in your post to be using logic, but succumbing to steriotyping isnt logical, and i'm not trying to rag on you, but to be simply fair. For all the dickwaving your complaining about your response to dickwaving comes off as dickwaving yourself. Now perhaps I misread the tone of your responses, but to me they were pretty dickwaving heavy as you wish to constantly insult the rest of the Massachusetts players, or anyone else who shows up to BONEs without ever going to one.

Now having just gotten back from one, what, yesterday or so, i find them to be rather enjoyable and really good players tell the more mediocre players, stategies and tactics should they not make it to the semifinals, and the whole event typically is pretty fun and friendly moreso than it is insultiung. The only insults i heard came from people who knew each other for years. You make all these assumptions about BONEs without going to one, refuse to go to them because of your assumptions, and then call us massholes on the forums. I imagine players like kryonik who come from out of state to play at them are more insulted then us actual mass players, but why should the community of players treat you nicely if you steriotype us as being massholes, racists, or whatever. (on a side note sponge isnt all that racist)

However most players can really overcome such dispositions if given a reason as to think your not going to be an asshole to all the people you think are assholes. Just come to a tournament, i'll pay your entry fee if kryonik doesnt show. Or just put up a video. I think most people would be very interested to see you play.
 
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Warble, i find myself lumped into your masshole category without ever talking shit about you. You claimed earlier in your post to be using logic, but succumbing to steriotyping isnt logical, and i'm not trying to rag on you, but to be simply fair. For all the dickwaving your complaining about your response to dickwaving comes off as dickwaving yourself. Now perhaps I misread the tone of your responses, but to me they were pretty dickwaving heavy as you wish to constantly insult the rest of the Massachusetts players, or anyone else who shows up to BONEs without ever going to one.

Now having just gotten back from one, what, yesterday or so, i find them to be rather enjoyable and really good players tell the more mediocre players, stategies and tactics should they not make it to the semifinals, and the whole event typically is pretty fun and friendly moreso than it is insultiung. The only insults i heard came from people who knew each other for years. You make all these assumptions about BONEs without going to one, refuse to go to them because of your assumptions, and then call us massholes on the forums. I imagine players like kryonik who come from out of state to play at them are more insulted then us actual mass players, but why should the community of players treat you nicely if you steriotype us as being massholes, racists, or whatever. (on a side note sponge isnt all that racist)

However most players can really overcome such dispositions if given a reason as to think your not going to be an asshole to all the people you think are assholes. Just come to a tournament, i'll pay your entry fee if kryonik doesnt show. Or just put up a video. I think most people would be very interested to see you play.
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Id be interested, but we all know he won't. The only reason someone makes these sort of excuses is because they can't back it up.
 
warble said:
I said online the more obvious the move the more likely it hits because I try to GI it, because that's what I'd do offline. I also said that nobody would care...and they shouldn't because it's just training. "I will destroy you"...at what...missing half of what I say? Yes, your selective hearing is far more destructive than mine.





See, when I throw your asshole-ness into your face all of a sudden "oh we're welcoming and friendly" Two faced liars, that's what you massholes are. Pushing your collective buttons because I expect people to GI and JI during matches? I'm describing high level play...you're lying to your disciples and you should be corrected and if that pushes your buttons perhaps YOU should stop lying and deceiving everyone including yourself.

I've checked this thread about 10 times today to find a bunch of gibberish and bullshit every time, I think I'll take a break because it was my intent to clarify any questions anyone had about the knowledge I imparted NOT to respond to repeated challenges and insults. Let me leave you guys with this



That's what I expect from the BONE tournament, the prevalent attitude of asshole bigheads that you find at an anime convention or gaming convention where everyone thinks they're hot shit. A few people are, and a lot of people THINK they are. I would love to play those of you who are, and to school those who are learning, but to go into a competition where a large number of those competing think they are hot shit? That's just a bad scene, a convention of assholes feeding off each others' bad energy to a point where they really do think "hey, we're the best in Massachusetts" You're playing in a very small pond with a very very small audience of players and aren't even the best in your state and can't manage to realize even that EVEN WHEN the Jersey and NYC crowd come in and absolutely rip you to shreds. You tried to be polite but you couldn't even pull it off for one single post. I'm sorry to those who I'd like to play, but those people who I think are pieces of shit dominate your scene and definitely dominate these forums. I'd like to believe that in real life you are far less of a dick-waving ass but why would I be obligated to find that out? Because I want for you to be less of a fucking asshole? I don't give a shit if you want to be a retard but dick waving and challenging people with insults will never make me be a part of your scene and I stand firm in my decision to not contribute to your "amazing super-high-level" playgroup. You can continue to wave your dicks around for all to see, but it won't make you better at Soul Calibur. Learning from people who have something to teach will, but you're not on the path to a better game, you're just out for blood and to offend people while having a good o'l time with your boyz. That's your pond, and I'm not coming in.
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I was warned for less than this.... I think its time he got one too... everywhere i look theres an argument around this guy ? and warble you just feed them fuel with all this shit you say trying to make yourself look smarter than you really are... Stop trying to be above everyone here and maybe they will listen to you...
 
RedDjinn said:
I was warned for less than this.... I think its time he got one too... everywhere i look theres an argument around this guy ? and warble you just feed them fuel with all this shit you say trying to make yourself look smarter than you really are... Stop trying to be above everyone here and maybe they will listen to you...
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The bolded part explains the inherent problem with Warble on this forum.
 
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