Just wanted to cite this as an aside, in the interest of full disclosure.
As a "gamer" (loathe the word) myself, I'm kind of sad to see the social shaming aspect of the hobby go away. Then again, maybe it's because I never bought into it myself; preferring inherently social and competitive...
Any format with useless multiplayer options are useless for fighting games, and sends the wrong directional method to consumer and the fanbase. Don't do it. SC:BD was a wasted opportunity to revitalize the SC4 scene, and the majority of people who played it got nothing out of it but mastubatory...
DJ's style would be fine if we had a skin for it. Any kind of pseudo-supernatural karate where one can imagine being able to block weapons with fists works just fine. Hell, if they reskinned DJ as an "archaic Mishima" a-la Yoshi being the predecessor to Tekken's Yoshi, it would work just fine.
Don't let your limitations as a player become a criticism on something the game isn't doing wrong. If JG was as unstoppable as how you claim, tournaments would be filled with nothing but JG at top level. So which makes more sense here:
1) All of these top tournament players suck and somehow...
I usually use "no cheating" as a room title when I want to humble people. I get a mixture of people coming in and thinking huehue i r gonna online tacticz and get beat, and a lot of noobs who I go easy on and try and teach.
I find this thread title to be misleading to my nerd sensibilities, but then it turned out to be kind of awesome. I love all kinds of "how shit works" type stuff.