8WayRun Chat Logs

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[2012-03-06 01:59:44] -->| WingedPirate (~jzlsmmorq@protectedhost-99A10109.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com) has joined #8wayrun
[2012-03-06 01:59:44] <gtbs> but no not really
[2012-03-06 01:59:46] <KrayzieCD> greatone1939
[2012-03-06 01:59:52] <KrayzieCD> who beat you at FR?
[2012-03-06 01:59:54] <gtbs> good shit to him getting 2nd though
[2012-03-06 02:00:02] <greatone1939> krayzie, wing-zero and some nightmare
[2012-03-06 02:00:04] <WingedPirate> Umm
[2012-03-06 02:00:07] <waru1|> O shit its winged pirate
[2012-03-06 02:00:13] <waru1|> My life just got better
[2012-03-06 02:00:20] <Heaton> Really? Mine just got worse.
[2012-03-06 02:00:26] * IdleMind popcorn
[2012-03-06 02:00:28] <KrayzieCD> lol some nightmare
[2012-03-06 02:00:29] <WingedPirate> Why is that? I came to laugh at the people whjo didn't go to the ATL tourny
[2012-03-06 02:00:33] <ikotomi> D.R.?
[2012-03-06 02:00:33] <WingedPirate> :)
[2012-03-06 02:00:35] <Heaton> Pass me some, Idle.
[2012-03-06 02:00:44] =-= WingedPirate is now known as Unidentified44921
[2012-03-06 02:00:50] <Unidentified44921> LMAO
[2012-03-06 02:00:53] <Unidentified44921> who cares
[2012-03-06 02:00:55] <Luneth22> lol
[2012-03-06 02:00:55] <Heaton> Only food cures the depression in my heart.
[2012-03-06 02:00:55] <BlackMambaMoan> I wish I was in Sword Lord's pool at FR, I would have not let him make it that far
[2012-03-06 02:01:05] <Heaton> Mamba
[2012-03-06 02:01:09] <Heaton> That's what everyone else said!
[2012-03-06 02:01:09] <Unidentified44921> You act like someone gives a fuck
[2012-03-06 02:01:10] <Unidentified44921> XD
[2012-03-06 02:01:13] <revneg> PRAISE THE LORD
[2012-03-06 02:01:14] <Guest3345> for gay horse porn fanatics
[2012-03-06 02:01:16] <Heaton> And then some people in the crowd were like
[2012-03-06 02:01:16] <Unidentified44921> I'd rather be this name
[2012-03-06 02:01:19] <Heaton> PRAISE THE LORD
[2012-03-06 02:01:26] <Guest3345> praise the sun god
[2012-03-06 02:01:28] <Guest3345> dark souls
[2012-03-06 02:01:31] <greatone1939> a health thing kicked in so i gave up basically. i was feeling shitty
[2012-03-06 02:01:32] <Unidentified44921> HAHAHAHAHA
[2012-03-06 02:01:35] <BlackMambaMoan> My pool was death FR
[2012-03-06 02:01:37] <Guest3345> its a quote from dat game
[2012-03-06 02:01:43] <Heaton> G1, I told you to start running stairs.
[2012-03-06 02:01:43] <BlackMambaMoan> death at FR*
[2012-03-06 02:01:56] <soakrates> one of these days
[2012-03-06 02:02:01] <Heaton> Get you into shape.
[2012-03-06 02:02:13] =-= Unidentified44921 is now known as WingedPirate
[2012-03-06 02:02:16] <soakrates> we're going to have CY, WingedPirate and Neo Remirez in the chat all at once
[2012-03-06 02:02:24] <Heaton> soak, Neo_REmirez is banned
[2012-03-06 02:02:32] <Heaton> and he has no idea how to circumvent it.
[2012-03-06 02:02:33] <soakrates> and our collective IQs will drop into the mid-40s
[2012-03-06 02:02:33] <Heaton> You are welcome.
[2012-03-06 02:02:39] <BeefyLoveLord> good times that
[2012-03-06 02:02:39] <waru1|> For saying nigger?
[2012-03-06 02:02:43] <WingedPirate> Soakrates
[2012-03-06 02:02:47] <BeefyLoveLord> tested idle. Idle went upside his head
[2012-03-06 02:02:54] <BeefyLoveLord> was like "Bitch. sit down"
[2012-03-06 02:02:55] =-= waru1| was booted from #8wayrun by Heaton (The moon will swallow the sun, and it will never rise again.)
[2012-03-06 02:02:58] <Luneth22> lol
[2012-03-06 02:02:59] <Heaton> I hate that fucking word.
[2012-03-06 02:03:03] <Drizzle> I kind of hate you, Heaton.
[2012-03-06 02:03:03] <Heaton> With a passion.
[2012-03-06 02:03:06] <WingedPirate> I've been talking to you guys for ages and you've been talking back to me for a while with no complaint. Only when I sign in as WingedPirate is when you cry like a little bitch
[2012-03-06 02:03:07] <gtbs> lol
[2012-03-06 02:03:08] -->| waru1| (~waru1@protectedhost-F3FD486C.hsd1.md.comcast.net) has joined #8wayrun
[2012-03-06 02:03:13] =-= WingedPirate is now known as Unidentified47623
[2012-03-06 02:03:15] <waru1|> Auto rejoin
[2012-03-06 02:03:20] <Drizzle> I never got to call him garbage as much as I wanted to.
[2012-03-06 02:03:21] <Heaton> It's a good feature.
[2012-03-06 02:03:21] <Unidentified47623> So doesn't matter to me
[2012-03-06 02:03:28] -->| Slayer_X64 (~hzjfrimuf@protectedhost-F53493AF.abhsia.telus.net) has joined #8wayrun
[2012-03-06 02:03:31] <Heaton> One that poor Neo doesn't seem to have.
[2012-03-06 02:03:32] <Luneth22> That moon quote is Viola's, no?
[2012-03-06 02:03:36] <Heaton> It is.
[2012-03-06 02:03:39] <soakrates> making a simple observation is "crying"?
[2012-03-06 02:03:39] <Heaton> Against Raphael.
[2012-03-06 02:03:45] <IdleMind> i did ask him to sit down
[2012-03-06 02:03:45] <Unidentified47623> It's funny all I have to do is come in as a quest and you guys dissregard how stupid you really are.
[2012-03-06 02:03:50] <Luneth22> I wonder why she said that.
[2012-03-06 02:03:50] <Slayer_X64> hey idle
[2012-03-06 02:03:51] <Unidentified47623> lol
[2012-03-06 02:03:58] <Heaton> Because she's Amy.
[2012-03-06 02:04:06] <Heaton> Moon and Sun are astrologically significant to each other.
[2012-03-06 02:04:07] <IdleMind> hey slayer
[2012-03-06 02:04:08] <waru1|> I agree step g is a feature
[2012-03-06 02:04:15] <Luneth22> hm
[2012-03-06 02:04:18] <Heaton> Connect the dots and bam.
[2012-03-06 02:04:23] <revneg> omg can i be a quest too
[2012-03-06 02:04:25] <revneg> plz
[2012-03-06 02:04:25] =-= Unidentified47623 is now known as WingedPirate
[2012-03-06 02:04:26] <greatone1939> okay im out. see yall later this week
[2012-03-06 02:04:30] <Heaton> Later, buddy.
[2012-03-06 02:04:31] <Luneth22> bai g1
[2012-03-06 02:04:34] <soakrates> don't you just have to power cycle your modem to get past the ban?
[2012-03-06 02:04:35] <gtbs> cya john
[2012-03-06 02:04:41] <Heaton> soak
[2012-03-06 02:04:42] <Heaton> he is that stupid.
[2012-03-06 02:04:43] <Slayer_X64> we should play SCIV online while i torrent shit to get optimal 1 bar connections. i'll use algol, you can use yoda. its an FT100
[2012-03-06 02:04:44] <waru1|> Soak yes
[2012-03-06 02:04:45] <soakrates> haha
[2012-03-06 02:04:46] <gtbs> tell hawkeye to visit seattle some time
[2012-03-06 02:04:51] |<-- greatone1939 has left intrepid.geekshed.net (Client exited)
[2012-03-06 02:05:01] <Slayer_X64> and im gonna step G like every 2 secconds
[2012-03-06 02:05:01] <IdleMind> slayer why in gods name would i ever want to do that
[2012-03-06 02:05:02] <Signia> wanted to see how my viola holds up against someone with matchup experience
[2012-03-06 02:05:07] <Ceirnian> the more full the moon the more good the person is, thats all the moon shjit means
[2012-03-06 02:05:11] <WingedPirate> There is no ban in 8wayrun.. They don't know how to ban
[2012-03-06 02:05:14] <WingedPirate> XD
[2012-03-06 02:05:15] <soakrates> yeah, well...he may have to unplug and plug in his modem anyway some day
[2012-03-06 02:05:24] <Ceirnian> i found that out because of backthrow quotes
[2012-03-06 02:05:25] =-= WingedPirate is now known as Unidentified18773
[2012-03-06 02:05:26] <revneg> heaton wut
[2012-03-06 02:05:27] <IdleMind> this kid cant get around a subnet ban
[2012-03-06 02:05:27] <Slayer_X64> because idle, its the embodiment of everything you would hate =D
[2012-03-06 02:05:28] <soakrates> and then because he's an idiot he'll forget he was banned
[2012-03-06 02:05:30] <revneg> moon and sun wut
[2012-03-06 02:05:31] <IdleMind> he's so trash at internet
[2012-03-06 02:05:35] <Heaton> wut wut
[2012-03-06 02:05:38] <Slayer_X64> except
[2012-03-06 02:05:40] <soakrates> and come back into the chat
[2012-03-06 02:05:42] <Heaton> It's Viola's win quote against Raphael.
[2012-03-06 02:05:44] <Slayer_X64> instead of playing it on namco servers
[2012-03-06 02:05:45] |<-- ikotomi has left intrepid.geekshed.net (Quit: ChatZilla 0.9.88 [Firefox 10.0.2/20120215223356])
[2012-03-06 02:05:47] <Slayer_X64> we'll play
[2012-03-06 02:05:48] <Unidentified18773> I've already gotten aroudn this 8wayrun bans so many tinmes
[2012-03-06 02:05:51] <Unidentified18773> It's pathetic
[2012-03-06 02:05:51] <Slayer_X64> unpatched SCIV
[2012-03-06 02:05:52] <Unidentified18773> LOL
[2012-03-06 02:05:52] <Ceirnian> i know that heaton
[2012-03-06 02:05:54] <Ceirnian> im just saying
[2012-03-06 02:05:55] <Slayer_X64> on private servers
[2012-03-06 02:05:59] <BlackMambaMoan> AlexJ, I did the deed and pissed off more people in the tournament
[2012-03-06 02:06:00] <waru1|> Ha who reged winged pirates nick
[2012-03-06 02:06:01] <Ceirnian> the more full the moon the more good she is talking about
[2012-03-06 02:06:02] <Heaton> Cedric, talking to Genver.
[2012-03-06 02:06:06] <Ceirnian> new moon = super evil characters
[2012-03-06 02:06:09] <soakrates> apparently you can't get around a simple nickserv registration
[2012-03-06 02:06:11] <Ceirnian> full moon = good people
[2012-03-06 02:06:13] <Unidentified18773> Nobody did Waru1...
[2012-03-06 02:06:17] <Unidentified18773> I'm just staying off of it
[2012-03-06 02:06:19] <Ceirnian> crescent moon i zwei
[2012-03-06 02:06:26] <Heaton> ...so why is Raphael the sun?
[2012-03-06 02:06:26] <Ceirnian> star of chaos is like, viola and... someone else.. Algol
[2012-03-06 02:06:27] <Guest3345> new moon is super fuckin bad movie
[2012-03-06 02:06:28] <waru1|> Really?
[2012-03-06 02:06:29] <Guest3345> yuck
[2012-03-06 02:06:33] <Unidentified18773> Yes really
[2012-03-06 02:06:34] <Heaton> Raphael is a terrible fucking sun.
[2012-03-06 02:06:35] <Heaton> He's a vampire.
[2012-03-06 02:06:35] <Esom> Ceirnian, how useful is Hile 6A, K, A_B?
[2012-03-06 02:06:37] <Ceirnian> raph isnt sun on her backthrow
[2012-03-06 02:06:38] <Signia> in the moon, Ceirnian sees everything...
[2012-03-06 02:06:38] <Heaton> Why would you make a vampire the sun?
[2012-03-06 02:06:39] =-= waru1| is now known as wingedpirate
[2012-03-06 02:06:39] <Unidentified18773> Why are you guys so dumb on here?
[2012-03-06 02:06:44] <revneg> what is this win quote
[2012-03-06 02:06:47] <wingedpirate> Haha
[2012-03-06 02:06:48] <revneg> what does this chica say
[2012-03-06 02:06:48] <Ceirnian> so i dunno what the sun means
[2012-03-06 02:06:48] <Guest3345> i havent even watched it and it still made me throw up just by being in existance
[2012-03-06 02:06:50] <wingedpirate> Its regd
[2012-03-06 02:06:50] <Heaton> IT's Viola's win quote against Raphael.
[2012-03-06 02:06:57] <Heaton> "The moon will swallow the sun, and it will never rise again."
[2012-03-06 02:06:57] <Ceirnian> i know that, im just saying when she backthrows him
[2012-03-06 02:06:58] <Drizzle> Warui: Shhh
[2012-03-06 02:06:59] <Ceirnian> he is new moon
[2012-03-06 02:07:00] <Unidentified18773> No I'm not signed in on it dumbass
[2012-03-06 02:07:01] <Luneth22> Patty cakes, this is war!
[2012-03-06 02:07:03] <Unidentified18773> obv you can get on it
[2012-03-06 02:07:04] <Unidentified18773> -_-
[2012-03-06 02:07:10] <Guest3345> oh we're not just dumb ON here, son. we're dumb under and over it, too
[2012-03-06 02:07:13] <Unidentified18773> Jebus you are dumber then I thought.
[2012-03-06 02:07:17] <Slayer_X64> heaton
[2012-03-06 02:07:22] <Guest3345> and we're dumb all in it
[2012-03-06 02:07:26] <Esom> Than*
[2012-03-06 02:07:35] |<-- gtbs has left intrepid.geekshed.net (Client exited)
[2012-03-06 02:07:36] <Guest3345> dumb all the way up it
[2012-03-06 02:07:39] <revneg> i guess its a vampire inside joke?
[2012-03-06 02:07:41] =-= wingedpirate is now known as Unidentified8152
[2012-03-06 02:07:47] <Guest3345> we still keep our grammar in composure, though
[2012-03-06 02:07:47] <revneg> har har WE OWN THE NIGHT
[2012-03-06 02:07:53] <revneg> nonsense
[2012-03-06 02:07:54] <Esom> CERN!
[2012-03-06 02:07:59] <Guest3345> lose that and youre just a sad lil inbred negrobomb
[2012-03-06 02:08:01] <Ceirnian> well the sun might be soul edge, maybe he really is nightmare who knows
[2012-03-06 02:08:03] <Esom> how useful is Hilde 6A, K, A_B?
[2012-03-06 02:08:07] <Ceirnian> uhh
[2012-03-06 02:08:08] <Slayer_X64> *STEP G*
[2012-03-06 02:08:10] =-= Unidentified8152 is now known as Waru1
[2012-03-06 02:08:12] <Ceirnian> 6ak is nc and safe
[2012-03-06 02:08:17] <revneg> either namco is SUPER lazy
[2012-03-06 02:08:21] <Ceirnian> so you can confirm ch easy
[2012-03-06 02:08:24] <revneg> or raphael is NM
[2012-03-06 02:08:34] <Waru1> You can step it iirc cedric
[2012-03-06 02:08:34] <Ceirnian> there is no real followup to the b ender that i can tell, you just get god wakeup
[2012-03-06 02:08:35] <soakrates> I thought Raph was confirmed to be Nightmare
[2012-03-06 02:08:41] <Ceirnian> you can step 6ak?
[2012-03-06 02:08:41] <Luneth22> raph and nighty share identical face textures
[2012-03-06 02:08:45] <Drizzle> Looks like him if you go to CaS with him.
[2012-03-06 02:08:45] <Ceirnian> well it is kinda slow i guess
[2012-03-06 02:08:50] <Drizzle> Raph that is.
[2012-03-06 02:08:55] <Drizzle> Er
[2012-03-06 02:08:57] <Drizzle> With Nightmare.
[2012-03-06 02:08:58] <Luneth22> put on prayer helm for nighty in cas and you can see his face
[2012-03-06 02:08:58] <Drizzle> Whatever.
[2012-03-06 02:09:26] <Waru1> Esom imo that move sucks
[2012-03-06 02:09:38] <Waru1> Unless ur vs heaton
[2012-03-06 02:09:43] <Waru1> He will eat the last hit
[2012-03-06 02:09:49] <Waru1> And get reverse rod
[2012-03-06 02:09:54] <Waru1> Everytime
[2012-03-06 02:10:02] =-= Unidentified18773 is now known as WingedPirate
[2012-03-06 02:10:13] <Heaton> I'll reverse your rod.
[2012-03-06 02:10:22] <Slayer_X64> *STEP G*
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[2012-03-06 02:10:27] <Slayer_X64> no you wont
[2012-03-06 02:10:36] <Slayer_X64> i have non commital defense
[2012-03-06 02:10:47] <Slayer_X64> ;0
[2012-03-06 02:10:49] <Heaton> *QS4G
[2012-03-06 02:10:49] <Drizzle> I wonder how many times he'll try to use that nick before realizing the truth.
[2012-03-06 02:10:50] <Slayer_X64> *;)
[2012-03-06 02:10:55] <Drizzle> What a dumbass.
[2012-03-06 02:10:57] <Waru1> Its a feature
[2012-03-06 02:10:58] <Slayer_X64> naw i hacked my game
[2012-03-06 02:10:59] <Heaton> The truth?
[2012-03-06 02:11:02] <Slayer_X64> brought back step G
[2012-03-06 02:11:16] <Slayer_X64> step G is now i10
[2012-03-06 02:11:17] <Drizzle> The fact that UNKNOWN already registered it.
[2012-03-06 02:11:19] <Slayer_X64> deal with it
[2012-03-06 02:11:21] <Heaton> ...
[2012-03-06 02:11:21] <Drizzle> Bless his heart.
[2012-03-06 02:11:22] <Heaton> I'm sorry
[2012-03-06 02:11:23] <Heaton> what?
[2012-03-06 02:11:24] <Heaton> Oh my God
[2012-03-06 02:11:28] <Heaton> That is amazing.
[2012-03-06 02:11:34] <IdleMind> remind me to buy that man a beer
[2012-03-06 02:11:35] <Waru1> UNKNOWN is my hero
[2012-03-06 02:11:40] <Guest3345> haahahaha
[2012-03-06 02:11:41] <Heaton> That was way better than just banning him.
[2012-03-06 02:11:42] <Ceirnian> ahaha
[2012-03-06 02:11:45] <soakrates> wait
[2012-03-06 02:11:46] <Guest3345> you guys remember madnis?
[2012-03-06 02:11:47] <Ceirnian> wow he didnt register his own name?
[2012-03-06 02:11:50] <Ceirnian> ghosted for life
[2012-03-06 02:11:51] <soakrates> UNKNOWN registered WingedPirate's name?
[2012-03-06 02:11:56] <Drizzle> Yep
[2012-03-06 02:12:00] <soakrates> hahahaha
[2012-03-06 02:12:09] <soakrates> I was beginning to wonder....
[2012-03-06 02:12:16] <Guest3345> REMEMBER MADNIS? LOLOL LOOK WHERE I RUN INTO HIM AT
[2012-03-06 02:12:27] <Waru1> Assthumb?
[2012-03-06 02:12:28] <Heaton> Yeah, I was like "wait a minute, what is he doing?"
[2012-03-06 02:12:32] <Guest3345> aw fuck hold on lol
[2012-03-06 02:12:34] =-= Waru1 is now known as warui
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[2012-03-06 02:12:43] <IdleMind> so whatever happened to all those SC4 online loudmouthes anyways
[2012-03-06 02:12:49] <IdleMind> like.. xblpunisher21398238423984234
[2012-03-06 02:12:50] <Heaton> They went to SC5 online
[2012-03-06 02:12:51] <Guest3345> http://worknplay.co.kr/search-korea-resume/9237/
[2012-03-06 02:12:52] <Heaton> and got raped.
[2012-03-06 02:12:59] <Drizzle> I'mma be honest
[2012-03-06 02:13:03] <Heaton> Oh, Punisher is still around.
[2012-03-06 02:13:07] <Guest3345> lol look at madnis' resume
[2012-03-06 02:13:11] <Heaton> He was trashtalking Bibulus for being bad at Siegfried.
[2012-03-06 02:13:13] <Drizzle> I kind of miss XBLPunisher like I do Neo_Remirez.
[2012-03-06 02:13:20] <Heaton> Which is funny becase Bibulus actually was bad at Siegfried
[2012-03-06 02:13:21] <Guest3345> this is madnis' job posting
[2012-03-06 02:13:22] <Heaton> but so was Punisher.
[2012-03-06 02:13:27] <Guest3345> for an esl teacher in korea
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[2012-03-06 02:13:42] <Guest3345> ubersoul@hotmail.com
[2012-03-06 02:13:47] <WingedPirate> That was easy to fix
[2012-03-06 02:13:47] <Guest3345> this is madnis' email address
[2012-03-06 02:13:53] <WingedPirate> Later nigger kids
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2012-03-06 02:13:58] <Guest3345> conveniently attached to the ad i posted above
[2012-03-06 02:14:04] <warui> You got his dox assthumb?
[2012-03-06 02:14:05] <Drizzle> Rofl
[2012-03-06 02:14:07] <Heaton> He thinks he fixed something.
[2012-03-06 02:14:09] <Heaton> How adorable.
[2012-03-06 02:14:16] <warui> Haha
[2012-03-06 02:14:22] <Drizzle> I have to wonder how old he is.

WHO IS THIS MYSTERY MAN???
 
[21:43:23] <LargeBillsONLY> LoL actually innovates and advances the genre. There's no comparison.
 
[13:29:43] <%Heaton> I'm going to go get a pocket Astaroth
[13:29:46] <%Heaton> err
[13:29:47] <%Heaton> pocket Mitsurugi
[13:29:50] <%Heaton> because Siegfried VS Astaroth is fucking stupid.
[13:29:54] <%Heaton> Like I'm in a Looney Tunes cartoon
[13:29:59] <%Heaton> Siegfried is Wile e. Coyote
[13:30:03] <%Heaton> and Astaroth is Road Runner.
[13:30:04] <Xeph> seriously
[13:30:11] <Xeph> sieg vs ast is just as retarded as mitsu vs ast
[13:30:21] <Xeph> well
[13:30:26] <Xeph> sieg vs ast is even more retarded
[13:30:30] <Xeph> but, they're close.
[13:30:37] <CyanST> lol
[13:30:42] <Luneth22> pocket Mitsu? =D
[13:30:45] <%Heaton> Shit is trifling.
[13:30:50] <Xeph> shit is funny
[13:30:58] <Luneth22> And good comparison, Heaton, lol
[13:30:59] <Xeph> watching siegfried eat a million 44B's
[13:30:59] <Mr|Dave> signia how r u, I like your mitsu it's great
[13:31:05] <Xeph> with a little 44(a)s
[13:31:06] <CyanST> infinite stage is the best for asta vs sieg lol
[13:31:07] <%Heaton> It's like
[13:31:09] <%Heaton> WHAT DO I DO
 
[22:11:59] <GGCSORBO> lol we were being aggressive ass fuck bottoms
[22:13:21] <GGCSORBO> I came too bro
 
[15:04:07] <SORBO> I want to say shout out to LOBO and BUBBLES who made me gay as fuck in this game
 
Upset is the wrong word, at least in my case.

[2012-03-16 17:54:19] <Partisan> I was waiting at a bus stop for 45 mins
[2012-03-16 17:54:25] <Partisan> then decided to leave
[2012-03-16 17:54:31] <Partisan> only to see the bus drive past me
[2012-03-16 17:54:38] <Partisan> and then another one 2 mins later
 
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also, tebow can't handle reality.

[13:56:01] <Ceirnian> how does being a virgin tempt people and why is it something you enjoy
[13:56:04] <SaltyNightmare> if there was a hot girl who was a virgin
[13:56:08] <SaltyNightmare> wouldn't you want to deflower her ?
[13:56:13] <AlexJ> not really
[13:56:14] <Ceirnian> ...
[13:56:15] <%lobo> gross
[13:56:16] <%lobo> no
[13:56:16] <Ceirnian> not really
[13:56:17] <SaltyNightmare> you wanna be the first to tap that
[13:56:18] <SaltyNightmare> shit
[13:56:19] <AlexJ> i would rather have experience
[13:56:20] <Sacharja> dear god
[13:56:20] <%lobo> no
[13:56:22] <Sacharja> what?
[13:56:22] <AlexJ> no
[13:56:25] <%lobo> gazer
[13:56:26] <SaltyNightmare> you guys are faggots
[13:56:28] <AlexJ> saltynightmare, you havent had sex
[13:56:34] <%lobo> that is a 14 year old's rumor
[13:56:36] <%lobo> a myth
[13:56:40] <AlexJ> experience is a good thing
[13:56:41] <SaltyNightmare> i'm the best
[13:56:46] <krates> all I'm gonna say is
[13:57:00] <%lobo> there is nothing special about busting into a dry pussy that skins your dick and leaves curdled blood all over everything
[13:57:02] <krates> the only non-virgins I've seen who say they wish they were virgins
[13:57:03] <%lobo> in fact
[13:57:05] <krates> are religious people
[13:57:11] <AlexJ> agreed lobo
[13:57:15] <%lobo> that may be a primary reason why i am gay
[13:57:23] <Ceirnian> there isnt anything wrong with being a virgin, but trying to justify it as some great thing is kind of lame
[13:57:23] <SaltyNightmare> wat
[13:57:28] <Ceirnian> it is what it is, move on live life
[13:57:29] <SaltyNightmare> i'm not Ceirnian
[13:57:30] <SaltyNightmare> lol
[13:57:32] <Sacharja> on top of that
[13:57:38] <Sacharja> virgin sex is super awkward to begin with
[13:57:38] <SaltyNightmare> i'm gonna lose it someday
[13:57:38] <AlexJ> that virgin thing is highschool nonesense
[13:57:42] <AlexJ> how old are you salty?
[13:57:43] <Sacharja> even if its one of the two
[13:57:50] <SaltyNightmare> 12]
[13:58:06] <%lobo> virgin sex is pretty awesome when it is a guy who has never "swung that way"
[13:58:16] <SaltyNightmare> yeah
[13:58:16] <%lobo> and he is all hesitant to touch your penis
[13:58:18] <Ceirnian> anal rippage
[13:58:18] <SaltyNightmare> lobo would know
[13:58:22] <%lobo> and then, like 8 minutes later
[13:58:25] <%lobo> is like
[13:58:28] <%lobo> "fuck me"
[13:58:29] <Ceirnian> lobo like blood butt
[13:58:30] <SaltyNightmare> lobo has done it
[13:58:36] <AlexJ> [12:58:30] <%lobo> and then, like 8 minutes later[12:58:31] <%lobo> is like[12:58:35] <%lobo> "fuck me"
[13:58:37] <AlexJ> LOL
[13:58:37] <SaltyNightmare> with cheating guys
[13:58:44] <SaltyNightmare> and by cheating guys i mean
[13:58:46] <SaltyNightmare> they already have a GF
[13:58:49] <Sacharja> you know, lobo
[13:58:53] <Sacharja> when you look at it like that
[13:59:01] <Sacharja> you could just use lube with virgin girls, too
[13:59:09] <%lobo> gross
[13:59:18] <AlexJ> virgin girls aint the same
[13:59:19] <Ceirnian> why would he do that
[13:59:24] <%lobo> no amount of lube will get rid of that blood pudding
[13:59:25] <Ceirnian> he wants penis
[13:59:33] <krates> wow
[13:59:38] <Sacharja> meh, let em wear a strap-on or something
[13:59:40] <AlexJ> anyways, i think all girls hate their first time
[13:59:41] <%lobo> i know they come out of the factory pressure packed with that shit
[13:59:42] <Sacharja> im sure he can cook something up
[13:59:47] <krates> this lunch went from delicious to "blood butt" sooner than I expected
[14:00:01] <%lobo> the good ones break it open when they are 9 on banana bike seats and cobble stone roads
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[14:00:03] <%lobo> but still
[14:00:17] <AlexJ> [13:00:08] <%lobo> the good ones break it open when they are 9 on banana bike seats and cobble stone roads
[14:00:19] <AlexJ> LOLOLOLOLO
[14:00:26] <AlexJ> wtf is wrong with you man
[14:00:27] <AlexJ> hahahhahahahaha
[14:00:32] <Ceirnian> lobo how many guys do you sleep with not take care of their buts and its hecka nasty
[14:00:36] <Ceirnian> but you are so out of it
[14:00:38] <Ceirnian> you dont even care
[14:00:42] <Sacharja> a bike deflowers more girls than the average man
[14:00:45] <Sacharja> true story
[14:00:48] <Ceirnian> and you wake up the next morning nasty as shit (literally)
[14:00:59] <%lobo> cedric
[14:01:04] <%lobo> do an experiment
[14:01:09] <Ceirnian> no
[14:01:16] <Ceirnian> im not doing a butt experiment
[14:01:17] <%lobo> make a circle with one hand
[14:01:21] <Ceirnian> oh
[14:01:23] <Ceirnian> i can make a circle
[14:01:28] <%lobo> index finger and thumb
[14:01:47] <%lobo> now put your other index finger in the circle
[14:01:57] <%lobo> and dip it into some ketchup
[14:02:04] <%lobo> then squeeze the finger
[14:02:11] <%lobo> and watch how clean it slides out
[14:02:20] <AlexJ> ...................................................
[14:02:24] <SaltyNightmare> you use ketchup as lube
[14:02:27] <SaltyNightmare> the fuck is wrong with u niCCa
[14:02:33] <AlexJ> salty isnt getting it
[14:02:39] <%lobo> now realize that a penis has no cuticle
[14:02:39] <Ceirnian> so you are saying yoou never getr shit dick
[14:02:48] <%lobo> to catch...stuff
[14:03:00] <%lobo> it has happened before
[14:03:02] <Ceirnian> even though poop residue has to be on it there is no way
[14:03:06] <krates> alright
[14:03:07] <%lobo> like twice ever
[14:03:10] <Ceirnian> that it comes out clean as a whistle
[14:03:15] <%lobo> and both times i had it cleaned
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[00:51:06] <greatone1939> "We actually live ina time where people WANT to wear condoms to enhance their sexual experience"
[00:51:08] <greatone1939> HUH???
[00:51:08] <%Heaton> +15 on hit.
[00:51:15] <greatone1939> only a condom maker would say that
[00:51:26] <mkl> For real.
[00:51:35] <mkl> I could fuck for days with a condom on.
[00:51:41] <mkl> And not feel a thing.
[00:51:58] <greatone1939> shit I'm to old for a condom
[00:52:06] <greatone1939> my shit is way to desensitized
[00:52:12] <greatone1939> bitch pulls out a condom
[00:52:15] <greatone1939> it's time for me to go
[00:52:16] <greatone1939> sorry
[00:52:32] <greatone1939> cause shit ain't happening lil mama
[00:52:47] <mkl> It just shouldn't happen.
[00:53:06] <mkl> I want a pill to ruin my sperm so I don't have to worry about a crazy bitch not taking her BC
[00:54:14] <%Destinizish> wow
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[03:15:22] <%lobo> they are all in school to be a nurse
[03:15:23] <HotelManager> her best friend was a stripper, and they decided to be call girls together
[03:15:28] <%WuHT> o wow
[03:15:31] <%WuHT> best friends forever!
[03:15:36] <%lobo> it sounds so believable while they are in those naughty scrubs
[03:15:44] <HotelManager> Well the best friend started doing dank which i believe is PCP
[03:15:53] <%lobo> ...
[03:16:02] <%WuHT> settle down lobo
[03:16:06] HotelManager was kicked by lobo (HotelManager).
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[03:16:28] <%WuHT> you got a problem with potheads ?
[03:16:36] <Guest1257> I dont do drugs silly

i hate it when the hordes of strippers that i sleep with all the time because i'm not a virgin get on that dank, man. it takes everything away from them...and so fast. i have a cousin who was high on dank and he thought he was a toaster or orange juice and then he died. it is ok though because he taught me to be a champion boxer before he died. now, when i'm not chasing dank fiends away from the birds of paradise in my yard, i go to the local UFC training gyms and, you know, just spar a bit...gloves always, though. don't wanna actually hurt anyone. most of the time i need to save my energy for sex in the evening anyway.
 
Dullyanna said:
Upset is the wrong word, at least in my case.

[2012-03-16 17:54:19] <Partisan> I was waiting at a bus stop for 45 mins
[2012-03-16 17:54:25] <Partisan> then decided to leave
[2012-03-16 17:54:31] <Partisan> only to see the bus drive past me
[2012-03-16 17:54:38] <Partisan> and then another one 2 mins later
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