Fucking Malek!!!
Been whooping his ass all week... except when it counts. Oh well. We all played our best, and his best was slightly better than ours today.
Highlights of the 5v5-
The Shens battle Dina's Hilde: How do they cope? Send in the CRYBABY! Shit you not. The most effective anti-Hilde strat I've seen to date. Lay down, wait for Hilde to get close, crybaby her to death. Best match of the year. It was soooo funny. (Malek used a modified version of this to beat RTD. Hit Hilde once, use 44K to lay down and stay there the rest of the round.)
Team USA does battle with Germanz: Docvizzo pretty much beat KDZ and me down all night before the tourney began. 5v5 pools begin and we have to face them as our last battle. Esom goes in first... nearly OCVs the whole team, including docvizzo. Kinda felt bad for sandbagging him so hard the night before, but, beating up defenseless Germans pretty much accounted for all of my wins of the night.
Team USA doesn't care about your pasta: S-U goes first. Single handedly teaches 5 Italians how the game is played.
Team USA meets a real life pirate: Second Italian team in our pool leads off with a real life fucking PIRATE! He's wearing a frilly shirt, a bandana, a leather trench coat over his shoulders without his arms in the sleeves. Totally awesome. Also, kicked my ass with Asta :(
Sending girls to do a MAN'S job: Kayane nearly has five heart attacks in her quest to OCV team Malek and scrub friends. She came pretty close, but mostly KDZ and I were entertained by her facial expressions when getting rung out or red GId.
Hmmm, that's all I think? It's late. Oh, yeah, I guess we got second. That's nice I guess?
Oh, and I guess we got second or something. That was alright I guess.
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Oh shit, how could I forget?! The BEST part so far? Totally fell in love with Ugoivy and his girlfriend. They adopted me and cooked me Italian foodz!