If I had $1 for every time God bailed me out...

If I had $1 for every time God bailed me out..

God is the Universe. The universe is creation itself. *Takes another puff*
Think about it.

While I'm not above these kinds of definitions for God, it must be noted that he is so different from traditional knowledge of God that it renders his concept less useful, both personally and immediately.

Or to put it how G'kar from Bablylon 5 describes it (nerd meter flaring up), "God is a shadow of human conciousness." God is but a side effect of our search for knowledge and understanding, not knowledge and understanding itself.
 
If I had $1 for every time God bailed me out..

The problem is that the universe is not going to pop into existence out of nothing because it isn't viable. I think that you notice the problem of the situation because you don't want to yourself believe that it began to exist. I think that's how obvious it really is to anyone.
What's obvious is that you're killing both arguments with one ragged stone.

The universe exists. Therefore, it is the byproduct of something.

Same thing applies to the "thing" that created the universe, call it whatever you want.

Logically, you fail. Very simple. All you're doing by exploiting this reasoning is arguing the agnostic ideology which concedes that we indeed know jack shit.
 
If I had $1 for every time God bailed me out..

I keep having that temptation as well, but to argue against moral relativism and for Humanism (as I want to do in the other God thread). I refrain from doing so for sake of not sidetracking the conversation, but the temptation is still there ;)

Yeah, it's tough.

Oh and I haven't seen Benjamin Button, just the commercials.
 
If I had $1 for every time God bailed me out..

It isn't necessary to prove God exists to anyone...attempting that would be too arrogant. However, I will take this discussion in another direction...since it isn't clear what you and kix where arguing about.

I never claimed to be capable of disproving God. I merely contended that there is not enough evidence, nor a valid deductive argument, for his existence. Nor was my claim that God was irrational, but that there is no apparently logical necessity for him to exist.

No, I am not a determinist, though soft-determinism isn't completely that far out there. There simply isn't any evidence that we are completely without control over our own actions.

Remember when I mentioned that randomness and the God discussion are somewhat connected. Well this is where I make that connection. For some theists...
If you can prove that the Universe is random or that true randomness is possible...you would have successfully proven Gods nonexistence without a doubt. Because if the Universe was a standalone variable that manifested on it's on, with whatever means, and acted without cause it wouldn't need a rational source to govern it. It would be self sufficient.
The flaw with this is that determinism and randomness cannot coexist...because one would supersede the other. If events could happen without cause, they would meet the random criteria, however to meet the deterministic criteria they would have to influence their surroundings...and thus causing imbalances to that particular system. My brain isn't really capable of understanding a true chaotic universe, since it’s outside my design...so I will move on.

Free will.
To act completely, with in accordance to your own will. I don't know what this word means to you...but to prove free will exists, you have to prove that thought is something created by you, and not a complex system part of the universe. And then the question would be, “What exactly is I?” Usually we think our identity to be our thoughts...but even these are parts of the Universe. See in a deterministic Universe everything is accounted for, everything is a part of the equation, nothing is separate or random. So even the idea of God whether it's logical or not is still accounted for. I would understand if you would say we have limited free will, but we're not completely free. Tomorrow you will probably eat something for lunch, but maybe it will be in a restaurant, where you might meet someone interesting and he/she might change your life completely. That isn't free will, it is determinism.

The only definition of God that matters to me.
The best way to describe the infinite is with a boundless sphere. In eastern theology...God is described as a composition of light and sound. And exists in a state of energy...referred to as spirit form in the west. All existence exists within God, in layers. This universe is one sphere composed of dark matter out of multiple other universes and omniverses. So the rules here don’t necessary have to be consistent with another system's rules.

So enlightenment isn't the realization of God's existence...enlightenment is the realization that I am not separate from my surroundings. I am related to everything around me and have positive or negative influences to these surroundings. Enlightenment is when man realizes he is God...it isn't animals or birds that call themselves theists or atheists...it is humans.

The human being is such a powerful entity that even the Universe has a tough time trying to balance him and contain and limit him. If anything is random or chaotic it is human beings. So to explain himself, a theists assumes a part of the Universe that can account for his attributes, because he feels in some way or another that his design supersedes the Universe he sees currently.
 
If I had $1 for every time God bailed me out..

Humans created "God," "time(not to be confused with aging)," "the unicorn." Fairy tales created by a mammal that is much smarter than other forms of life and really needed an answer. Pray to "God" (whichever you choose) and ask for something specific. No answer? Now, a pastor will say, "Hey, it wasn't answered yet because you can't just be selfish, you must ask "God" for help and you must still work for what you want to achieve."

Why take the power away from you? You are smart and provide for thyself.

The bible has answers? Rewritten by the hands of man, most recently a Roman emperor. Give me a break.

As for how we all got here... that's the million dollar question, but i can make up anything i want. Get enough followers and have set rules... there you go, i just created the religion of the Ice-Cream pooping Tacos.

Believe what you want, just don't let your power, intelligence and sense of self be negated by a text written completely by the "sinners" it condemns.
 
If I had $1 for every time God bailed me out..

Humans created "God," "time(not to be confused with aging)," "the unicorn." Fairy tales created by a mammal that is much smarter than other forms of life and really needed an answer. Pray to "God" (whichever you choose) and ask for something specific. No answer? Now, a pastor will say, "Hey, it wasn't answered yet because you can't just be selfish, you must ask "God" for help and you must still work for what you want to achieve."

Why take the power away from you? You are smart and provide for thyself.

The bible has answers? Rewritten by the hands of man, most recently a Roman emperor. Give me a break.

As for how we all got here... that's the million dollar question, but i can make up anything i want. Get enough followers and have set rules... there you go, i just created the religion of the Ice-Cream pooping Tacos.

Believe what you want, just don't let your power, intelligence and sense of self be negated by a text written completely by the "sinners" it condemns.

Right because 5 minutes is not real. Its not measurable at all is it? I mean how can you say people created time? Time is progression, its a very real thing and it was here before us. Just because something isn't some tangible object doesn't mean its not real. Also just because you can make up some religion doesn't negate other Relegions from being potentially valid. It really bugs me when people state 100% opinions as fact.

What's the point of life if its just some stupid random coincidence, I mean your going to cease to exist when you die in like 60 years, so its all for nothing in the end.

I agree with King Ace though. If God as he is typically known doesn't exist then the world is either random or totally predetermined(which is far more likely) and either way life seems pointless in that situation.
 
If I had $1 for every time God bailed me out..

Dizzynecro said:
What's the point of life if its just some stupid random coincidence, I mean your going to cease to exist when you die in like 60 years, so its all for nothing in the end.

"In the end" or "ultimately" or any words synonymous with those are useless when it comes to evaluating your life. 'Ultimately' is not a judge that can determine your worth from a perspective of non-existence, nor can it judge your impact. Neither can you evaluate your own life from the perspective of its eventual non-existence. That is why the time in which you are able to evaluate is what matters, not the conclusion.

You base the value of your life by the journey, not the ending.
 
If I had $1 for every time God bailed me out..

Much props to you, HolyForce, for starting this thread.

You can't ever thank GOD enough. I always complain about my rl situation, but never went hungry for too long, and always had a place to stay. This is my 8wr proclaimation, thank you LORD for watching over me.
 
If I had $1 for every time God bailed me out..

The human being is such a powerful entity that even the Universe has a tough time trying to balance him and contain and limit him.

*Tripple facepalm*

God I love April fools... :D


-Manta-
 
If I had $1 for every time God bailed me out..

*Tripple facepalm*

God I love April fools... :D


-Manta-

Actually it's not an april fool's joke.

KingAce apparently realized that we all have repressed thetans and if they were ever to be unleashed, humans would have god-like power.
 
If I had $1 for every time God bailed me out..

Right because 5 minutes is not real. Its not measurable at all is it? I mean how can you say people created time? Time is progression, its a very real thing and it was here before us. Just because something isn't some tangible object doesn't mean its not real. Also just because you can make up some religion doesn't negate other Relegions from being potentially valid. It really bugs me when people state 100% opinions as fact.


I think you missed the point. 5 minutes is 5 minutes because we say it is. Why isn't 5 minutes, 13 hours? Why are our calenders and china's calanders off by thousands of years... we created the measurable units of "time." A bunch of guys, wayyyyy back in the day, sat around and thought up how we measure the amount of time it takes for the earth to move around the sun.

Now, take that same thought process and apply it to Christianity as we know it. The year is 325 CE, the council of Nicea is taking place, and 200-350 men are in a meeting to decide what Christianity is, what should be in the bible, and whether "God" is omnipotent or if Jesus is the "Son of God." This was supposed to be a worldwide or "ecumenical" meeting to decide all of these things, yet was limited to the Roman Empire, years and years after the same government killed your "saviour."

I don't want to sound like a Dan Brown novel, because i hate that crap, but how can you believe that Christianity and the Bible are the end all, be all, "Word of God?"
 
If I had $1 for every time God bailed me out..

I don't think anybody putting some thought into it really doubts the holy scriptures of religions were written by humans. This doesn't prove anything about God's (non)existance though and it is not what we are talking about.
 
If I had $1 for every time God bailed me out..

I think you missed the point. 5 minutes is 5 minutes because we say it is. Why isn't 5 minutes, 13 hours? Why are our calenders and china's calanders off by thousands of years... we created the measurable units of "time." A bunch of guys, wayyyyy back in the day, sat around and thought up how we measure the amount of time it takes for the earth to move around the sun.

Now, take that same thought process and apply it to Christianity as we know it. The year is 325 CE, the council of Nicea is taking place, and 200-350 men are in a meeting to decide what Christianity is, what should be in the bible, and whether "God" is omnipotent or if Jesus is the "Son of God." This was supposed to be a worldwide or "ecumenical" meeting to decide all of these things, yet was limited to the Roman Empire, years and years after the same government killed your "saviour."

It doesn't matter if we named aspects of time, time is progression and it is measurable and real. If there is no time then nothing can happen that is not already happening. If there is no time then there is no past, or future, and all events happen simultaneously. Nothing can begin or end. Time exists.

And I dont care what the Catholics decide, their doctrine is irrelevant to me, not being a Catholic.
 
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