If you had to hide the Soul Calibur sword,where would you hide it?

[KL70]

If you had to hide the mystical sword from Soul Calibur, what humorously and/or creatively witty place/s, either in the real world, or in fiction (be it in any other games universe, in movies, TV, books) would you hide it in.

 

[Madnis]

up your butt and around the corner. hahahahaha i haven't said that since elementary school... thought it would be fun to say.

 

[neoghaleon]

in my real life cow suit, of course.

 

[hotX]

Spoiler

Well, I'm already hiding a sword in my pants

Sorry, I had to say that.

 

[Ghengis_John]

up your butt and around the corner. hahahahaha i haven't said that since elementary school... thought it would be fun to say.

You seriously, seriously beat me to it. I was like "oh hell I'm gonna say it. I hope nobody said it yet." And there it was.

 

[K0rN_b4LL]

Page 2 of a Google search result.

 

[ShaolinTiger86]

I would hide it underneath my bed or in my closet.

 

[Juez]

Out in the open.

 

[Misty_Chaos]

The nearest Tax Office

People hate going to those places and avoid them whenever they can.

 

[Slidikins]

In Aogoshima, Japan. Even though it's hidden there, I'd probably hold kumite tournaments or something there, just because it has that look.

 

[Der Lindwurm]

In my freezer... or maybe my storage ottoman (they might not realize it opens up.)

 

[Alpha]

Watts, CA... and you thought Compton was bad.

 

[HiguraShiki]

I won't hide it anywhere! I swear! You have my word!
......and my bow....

 

[Norik]

MySpace.

 

[OniNeko]

It'd def be better than hiding Soul Edge, either way, it's gonna be hell gatekeeping either.

I'd get a awesome group of friends and barricade it in my room.

 

[MorrowsWings]

I'll make a statue of Nightmare have it hold it and display it at an expo
no one will believe that its the real soul edge
Or... the Mariana Trench
or in a beta max tape

 

[Susanowo]

Between Sahara and Alone in the Dark. Wait, do we eventually have to find it?

 

[hever]

In Betty White's vajay-jay, of course.

 

[Steven_a]

In Osama bin Ladens house. Hey it took the US 11 years to find him at his home. Or hide it in austrailia be abuse no one gives a shit about austrailia except for its kangaroos.

 

[Susanowo]

In Osama bin Ladens house. Hey it took the US 11 years to find him at his home. Or hide it in austrailia be abuse no one gives a shit about austrailia except for its kangaroos.

That new cult leader cares. So does Mel Gibson. You would dare defy the will of the Gibz?