Jaxel!

HolyForce

I will show you...
Jaxel. Oh, Jaxel.
Why doesth thou fail?
You subscribed to Pedos Monthly...
Twelve magazines by mail.

Jax, the Fax.
What's on your plate?
Is that mayo?
Or did you just masterbate?

Jax; hot wax.
Mikosu ate a hotdog.

Jax.. to the max.
Why warble the 8th deadly sin?
I haven't seen you this motivated,
since you found FF7 in the discount bin.

Jax - cheap hacks.
Javachat is nice.
Well it was,
Until I found out KDZ has internet lice.

Jax. Jax.
Jax in a box.
Sometimes you're such a bitch,
I call you goldie locks.

Jax. Racks.
Man boobs of unfit.
Wind, earth, fire, and air...
Not even Captain Planet can stand your shit.

Jaxel ~ and Talim.
Say Wind one more time...
and I'll bust your 12 year old face in...
as I say another corny rhyme.

Jax, Relax.
No need to hate.
Nothing but love,
from your good friend Nate!

-Nathan 'HF'
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11:03 AM [Bubbles] this will be closed/deleted in 5 minutes
11:03 AM [HolyForce] mikosu http://www.8wayrun.com/f15/jaxel-t3968/
11:03 AM [mikosu] fuggin holyfail
11:04 AM [mikosu] i just read it
11:04 AM [BoringRyu] that thread should be pinned
11:04 AM [mikosu] how do I get in ur threads EVERYTIME?
11:04 AM [BoringRyu] and be a required read to subscribe
11:04 AM [mikosu] and i do enjoy hotdog
11:04 AM [mikosu] big weiners are the best
11:05 AM [HolyForce] BoringRyu speaks the truth
 
You spelt masturbate wrong.

1:20 PM [Drizzle] HolyForce spelled 'masturbate' wrong...
1:20 PM [Drizzle] But 9/10.
1:20 PM [Drizzle] Would read again.
1:20 PM [HolyForce] thx :D
1:20 PM [mikosu] u would correct that wouldnt u jizzle
1:21 PM [Drizzle] ^_^b
1:21 PM [HolyForce] yeh i was actually waiting for jaxel to correct it - thanks for ruining it tho :D
1:21 PM [HolyForce] for added comedy
1:21 PM [HolyForce] <3 jax
1:21 PM [mikosu] holyfail
1:21 PM [mikosu] pick up Dampy with me
1:21 PM [HolyForce] that sounds hot
1:22 PM [mikosu] heck yea it does
1:22 PM [mikosu] mad shenanigans
1:22 PM [mikosu] UB pringles attack
1:22 PM [HolyForce] warble your economy


YAY =o)
 
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