K0rN_b4LL
[14] Master
Jokes thread
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KingWithNoKrown
[09] Warrior
How do you blindfold a Chinese person?
Dental floss
Dental floss
Norik
[14] Master
What do you get when you mix a tyrannosaurus rex with fireworks?
Who does a pharaoh talk to when he's sad?
Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?
Why is there no gambling in Africa?
What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor?
What do you call a fish with no eye?
DINO-MITE
Who does a pharaoh talk to when he's sad?
His mummy.
Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?
BECAUSE IT'S POINTLESS!
Why is there no gambling in Africa?
There's too many cheetahs!
What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor?
Make me one with everything!
What do you call a fish with no eye?
Fssshhh
BlackDragon37
[12] Conqueror
Men have feelings too.
For example, we feel hungry.
For example, we feel hungry.
TheGuy
[09] Warrior
I named my cock Bubbles. Why?
I've never met a woman who doesn't like to blow bubbles.
I've never met a woman who doesn't like to blow bubbles.
BlackDragon37
[12] Conqueror
Why is it called Mooning when you're actually showing Uranus?
Norik
[14] Master
How did the hipster burn his tounge?
He sipped his coffee before it was cool.
He sipped his coffee before it was cool.
Kagutusuchi
[09] Warrior
Heres a Gragas joke from League of Legends:
Gragas is so fat even lee sin can see him coming.
Gragas is so fat even lee sin can see him coming.
TheGuy
[09] Warrior
BlackDragon37
[12] Conqueror
The first rule of Chinese Whispers Club is: don't talk about Tiny Whiskers Grub.
HolyCarp
[14] Master
Joke's on you; Algol likes to blow bubbles too.
BlackDragon37
[12] Conqueror
To commemorate all the people who died at Hillsborough, Liverpool are set to release 96 balloons ahead of this weekends game.
How ironic would it be if the net holding them got stuck and none got out.
How ironic would it be if the net holding them got stuck and none got out.
Norik
[14] Master
The heroes of Dragon Ball Z after defeating Majin Buu.
BlackDragon37
[12] Conqueror
I fucked this girl last night, and I must have been brilliant because she was telling everyone about it:
Her friends...
Her parents...
The police...
Her friends...
Her parents...
The police...
Max_300
[10] Knight
If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around to hear it, would hipsters buy the soundtrack?
You'd have to bury the log first. Hipsters love shit that's underground.
Four gays walk into a barcade. They go to have some drinks but they find that there's only one available bar-stool. So instead, they go play League of Legends.
You'd have to bury the log first. Hipsters love shit that's underground.
Four gays walk into a barcade. They go to have some drinks but they find that there's only one available bar-stool. So instead, they go play League of Legends.
BlackDragon37
[12] Conqueror
What's the difference between Stevie Wonder and Jeremy Forrest?
Jeremy Forrest only has one fucked pupil.
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Jeremy Forrest only has one fucked pupil.
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MarKOed
Alchemist of the Ages
If a tree falls on a woman and theres noone there to hear it why was there a tree in the first place?
-Philosoraptor
-Philosoraptor
K0rN_b4LL
[14] Master
What do Monica Lewinsky (look it up kids) and a vending machine have in common?
Insert Bill Here
Insert Bill Here
Max_300
[10] Knight
How long did Cain hate his brother?
As long as he was Abel.
As long as he was Abel.
BlackDragon37
[12] Conqueror
Fuck Kanye West's sex tape. I wanna Chris Brown and Rihanna's sex tape - I've heard he fists her!