This Christmas.
From the people who brought you "Crouching Tank, Hidden Smoker", "Hunter and Boomer go to White Castle", and "The Rambo, The Witch, and The Shotgun", and the co-creators of "A.I. Bill and the Army of Ragequitters", and "The WatchBoomer" comes an epic tale of Love, betrayal, and a fuck ton of revenge....
The Hunter in..."Claws 4 Rape"
During a grueling duel with Francis in L4D1, Hunter is beaten and left to die...more than he already is. He awakes to discover, he ain't in PA anymore. And, his shoes are GONE! Now in the South he enlists the help of his fellow Southern infected brothers and sisters to help him, in the name of REVENGE!
Starring...
Coach
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Coach: *blows whistle* NOW POUNCE ELLIS, PUT MORE FEELING INTO IT!
Hunter: RWAR!
Spitter
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Spitter: RWAR!
Boomette
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Boomette: BLARGH!!!
Ellis
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Ellis: NO, NOT THE SECRET ROOM! AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!
Smoker
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Smoker *cough cough Fuck*cough cough you!*cough*
and guest starring...
Charger
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Charger: DON'T SHOOT ME! C'MON FUCKING STOP!
The Christmas, its time to get dirty, get infected, get revenge...Southern Style...
"Claws 4 Rape" Rated NC-17. Shown in select theaters.
Be sure to pick up my best selling book.
"Smoker and The Secret Room"
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^ Avatar Awards on 360 version.
Med Kit - "earned by beating all five campaigns"
Bull Shifters Shirt - "earned by winning 10 games of Versus"
Left 4 Dead 2 Shirt - "earned by winning 10 games of Scavenge"
Zombie Hand shirt - "earned by killing 10,000 Infected"
Depeche Mode Shirt - "earned by rescuing Gnome Chompski from the Dark Carnival"