TasteTheRainbow
Thinks He's Good
Alright so a little bit of background. CrazyYoshimitsu is bad in SF4 (and everything else really), like, really bad. So bad that I actually gave up on making him learn the game properly. In fact, he's so bad that I beat him 16 wins in a row in SF4 for his birthday as his online birthday hazing ritual. I'm pretty sure 99% of gamefaqs could beat him, but I might be overestimating the gamefaqs dweller's average strength.
Anyway, fast forward a few months. BlazBlue is out and CY says he wants to drop SF4 all the time, but then comes up to me asking for some matches. I'm like "yo son, didn't you drop the game?" and he's "I thought about it but no, I'll keep playing". Being the opportunistic bastard that I am and loving to humiliate scrubs online, I try to make him agree to a simple bet:
We will play SF4 in a first to ten fashion. Except I'm the one who has to win 10 times and he only has to win 3 times. After a while, I add a few gentlemanly rules: if I'm destroying him too hard, he only has to win once. ONCE. Out of 10 matches.
The wager: Whoever loses gets to rename himself on MSN for a full month to whatever their opponent wants. On top of that, if I happen to lose, I will rename myself on PSN as well to whatever he wants.
As expected, CrazyYoshimitsu lacks any sort of common sense and agrees to a wager that he has no hope of winning. After a few delays we get the match underway and I proceed to rape the shit out of him with Abel. I feel sort of bad so I decide to use Rose for the entire set to give him some sort of a chance. He's still losing badly, but he manages to take a single round off me while I fuck up combos because of a broken jab button on my stick (to his credit, it wasn't all that a stupid win, more stupid on my part). We're at 9-0 and I give him a final wager: I switch to Ryu and he only needs to win this single match. Hell, if he had won a single round of that match I'd have given it to him in kindness. But he still loses.
So now CY has to change his nickname on MSN to whatever I want him to, and he pussies out of my request to rename himself to Ass Pirate. As such, I ask Jaxel to rename him on 8Wayrun and I decide to make this beautiful thread. Jaxel wants to name him Heiney Jockey tho but whatever, it's just as funny, but then Jaxel doesn't do it because he's Jaxel and he does shit like that. After a little bit of excuses and whining, CY changes his name on MSN as well and then proceeds to call me a scrub and ponder about why he sucks so much.
And now for everyone's prize: MSN log
Hidden wager: I get to post this and make fun of CrazyYoshimitsu.
Anyway, fast forward a few months. BlazBlue is out and CY says he wants to drop SF4 all the time, but then comes up to me asking for some matches. I'm like "yo son, didn't you drop the game?" and he's "I thought about it but no, I'll keep playing". Being the opportunistic bastard that I am and loving to humiliate scrubs online, I try to make him agree to a simple bet:
We will play SF4 in a first to ten fashion. Except I'm the one who has to win 10 times and he only has to win 3 times. After a while, I add a few gentlemanly rules: if I'm destroying him too hard, he only has to win once. ONCE. Out of 10 matches.
The wager: Whoever loses gets to rename himself on MSN for a full month to whatever their opponent wants. On top of that, if I happen to lose, I will rename myself on PSN as well to whatever he wants.
As expected, CrazyYoshimitsu lacks any sort of common sense and agrees to a wager that he has no hope of winning. After a few delays we get the match underway and I proceed to rape the shit out of him with Abel. I feel sort of bad so I decide to use Rose for the entire set to give him some sort of a chance. He's still losing badly, but he manages to take a single round off me while I fuck up combos because of a broken jab button on my stick (to his credit, it wasn't all that a stupid win, more stupid on my part). We're at 9-0 and I give him a final wager: I switch to Ryu and he only needs to win this single match. Hell, if he had won a single round of that match I'd have given it to him in kindness. But he still loses.
So now CY has to change his nickname on MSN to whatever I want him to, and he pussies out of my request to rename himself to Ass Pirate. As such, I ask Jaxel to rename him on 8Wayrun and I decide to make this beautiful thread. Jaxel wants to name him Heiney Jockey tho but whatever, it's just as funny, but then Jaxel doesn't do it because he's Jaxel and he does shit like that. After a little bit of excuses and whining, CY changes his name on MSN as well and then proceeds to call me a scrub and ponder about why he sucks so much.
And now for everyone's prize: MSN log
TNSP says:
Yo CY
CrazyYoshimitsu says:
yes?
playing phoenix wright
TNSP says:
SF4 or you busy son?
CrazyYoshimitsu says:
wait one moment
have to eat
brb
TNSP says:
kk
CrazyYoshimitsu says:
ok
let's a go
TNSP says:
ffff, can you wait till 10:30É
?
CrazyYoshimitsu says:
why so late?
sigh.. ok
but you better no be doing ton of foreplay.
TNSP says:
watching new season of robot chicken rofl
CrazyYoshimitsu says:
lol fail again
i throught you were going to get a quick one with ur bf.
robot chicken is funy too.
TNSP says:
alright
CrazyYoshimitsu says:
what?
TNSP says:
i`m ready to kick your ass
CrazyYoshimitsu says:
ok
playing wild arms 1 right now
i have 2, but haven't started it yet.
which one is better?
WA1 or 2?
TNSP says:
2
CrazyYoshimitsu says:
why?
TNSP says:
get to your savepoint man
it`s just better
CrazyYoshimitsu says:
i see
TNSP says:
get to a savepoint man
CrazyYoshimitsu says:
dude
u know where I am right now?
the forest prison.
TNSP says:
there's bound to be a few savepoints around
CrazyYoshimitsu says:
forest prsion is maze of pain.
fuck
all that running for nothing.
and i don't have the key.
i forgot it.
shit
let's play
TNSP says:
send me an invite
CrazyYoshimitsu says:
ok
u get it?
TNSP says:
alright
CrazyYoshimitsu says:
i need a stick badly.
playing pad for this game is pointlesss.
gootecks said it.
i think we know who's going to win.
TNSP says:
You could always win, we never know
CrazyYoshimitsu says:
dude
TNSP says:
Alright I,ll make this fairer
CrazyYoshimitsu says:
i haven't palyed this in a long time.
TNSP says:
I'll use Rose
CrazyYoshimitsu says:
wow
dudei forgot msotly everything.
god i hate pad for this game.
I'm getting mad.
TNSP says:
I'll be kind as well
Let,s ignore the first two matches
CrazyYoshimitsu says:
no
i agree t othis.
to*
that was luck
TNSP says:
that was a ultra but w/e
CrazyYoshimitsu says:
that was suppose to be ex rekkas.
i need stick.
i wonder how much a ps3 stick is.
why is this the only fighters that pisses me off?
fighter*
god i feel like DSP right now.
sigh.. i can't even control furete anymore.
TNSP says:
Alright, I'll make you a deal
You win this last match, we say you win the bet
CrazyYoshimitsu says:
dude after the last 9.
i won't evne win this one.
even8
TNSP says:
Need to use my namesake tho
CrazyYoshimitsu says:
namesake?
finally that is over.
TNSP says:
Rofl
Alright, time for the hazing
CrazyYoshimitsu says:
hazing?
TNSP says:
so your new MSN name
For a full month
is going to be
Ass Pirate
CrazyYoshimitsu says:
sigh...
omg
do i have too?
TNSP says:
You agreed to the bet
CrazyYoshimitsu says:
i have good reasons.
TNSP says:
You knew what the risks were
CrazyYoshimitsu says:
but you were palying someone who suck.
TNSP says:
Alright, Bosom Pirate
CrazyYoshimitsu says:
i through you were joking.
u knew i wwasn't serious
wasn't*
i pick sakura for god sakes.
TNSP says:
You picked everyone rofl
You knew the risks, now man up
CrazyYoshimitsu says:
man up?
let's see
msot of those matches were bs.
even when i tried i could punish shit.
couldn't*
sigh what happens if i don't do it?
sigh....*
tell me
TNSP says:
Oh you'll see soon enough rofl
CrazyYoshimitsu says:
no tell me
the only thing you can do is post thread about it on srk.com or 8wayrun.com
or even worse spread it in flashchat.
TNSP says:
Oh I'm spreading it on 8wr all right.
CrazyYoshimitsu says:
god
ok ok ok you win
but funny thing
this win is kind of pointless.
TNSP says:
I know
It's just for the lul
lulz
CrazyYoshimitsu says:
you beat someone who doesn't give a shit about SF4 in the first place.
TNSP says:
I know
It's just for fun son
Don't get your panties in a bunch
CrazyYoshimitsu says:
i know.
but I'm going to get harass to death about it when my computers gets reformatted.
TNSP says:
I got Jaxel to rename you on 8WR
Or getting him to
CrazyYoshimitsu says:
no
TNSP says:
He's sorta lazy
CrazyYoshimitsu says:
please don't
TNSP says:
Oh yes
You're now gonna be Heiney Jockey
CrazyYoshimitsu says:
heiney jockey?
wtf type of name is that?
TNSP says:
Ass Pirate except classie
*classier
CrazyYoshimitsu says:
where do you get this stuff/
You're boyfriend/
*?
TNSP says:
From javachat
You'll have to thank loli_lover for the nickname
CrazyYoshimitsu says:
fucking emo
let me change my msn.
TNSP says:
Damage's already done, looks like Jay went AFK
Heiney Jockey says:
wow
man this will be hell.
jsut when things were going great.
i need to sell this game.
TNSP says:
rofl, don't let it get you down, it's just for fun.
Heiney Jockey says:
ok
i jsut get tick off playing Sf4 online.
this is the only fighter i get mad at.
doesn't happened in brawl.
doesn't happened in blazblue.
i wonder why?
TNSP says:
Because you don't play me in them
Heiney Jockey says:
what so important about you?
and if we played brawl you pull some scrub bs.
i already know who you main and your cps.
TNSP says:
rofl are you saying I'm a scrub?
Heiney Jockey says:
in brawl
yes
TNSP says:
Dude
You do realize I played and went even vs. most of Canada's best?
Heiney Jockey says:
in brawl?
TNSP says:
Yes
And in Melee
Heiney Jockey says:
with DDD?
lol wut?
TNSP says:
With DDD and Snake.
Heiney Jockey says:
meele?
who you played in meele?
TNSP says:
Peach/Marth
Heiney Jockey says:
shit
ok
sorry about that.
but what i mean is that you'll just chain grab me to death.
besides why is a SF fanboy like yourself playing smash?
TNSP says:
No, I have other shit I can do in Brawl.
I repped Falco at our first tournament and almost sent chester to the loser's brackets (chester = chesterr01 = canada's strongest melee player)
Heiney Jockey says:
oh shit
and who did he play?
TNSP says:
he played Snake
has a really nasty snake
Heiney Jockey says:
i see
but....
question?
TNSP says:
That match is between chester and pkmnvodka who's like right behind hi
m
Heiney Jockey says:
why are you playing brawl.
TNSP says:
I don't play Brawl anymore
But I did at first because I liked Melee
Heiney Jockey says:
i see
why you drop brawl/
didn't like mk?
TNSP says:
Don't like the game
Heiney Jockey says:
i kind of agree.
besides ur main loses badly to a low tier.
TNSP says:
Yeah, and that's why I second Marth and third Falco
Heiney Jockey says:
i see
man
how long will this bitch go?
when it up can i pick a new name.
TNSP says:
supposed to be a month
Heiney Jockey says:
ok
after that month can i pick a new name.
TNSP says:
Yes
I'll make it September 31 because I'm a kind ruler.
Heiney Jockey says:
don't push it
TNSP says:
rol
rofl
Heiney Jockey says:
yeah yeah
gtg
TNSP says:
see ya son
Yo CY
CrazyYoshimitsu says:
yes?
playing phoenix wright
TNSP says:
SF4 or you busy son?
CrazyYoshimitsu says:
wait one moment
have to eat
brb
TNSP says:
kk
CrazyYoshimitsu says:
ok
let's a go
TNSP says:
ffff, can you wait till 10:30É
?
CrazyYoshimitsu says:
why so late?
sigh.. ok
but you better no be doing ton of foreplay.
TNSP says:
watching new season of robot chicken rofl
CrazyYoshimitsu says:
lol fail again
i throught you were going to get a quick one with ur bf.
robot chicken is funy too.
TNSP says:
alright
CrazyYoshimitsu says:
what?
TNSP says:
i`m ready to kick your ass
CrazyYoshimitsu says:
ok
playing wild arms 1 right now
i have 2, but haven't started it yet.
which one is better?
WA1 or 2?
TNSP says:
2
CrazyYoshimitsu says:
why?
TNSP says:
get to your savepoint man
it`s just better
CrazyYoshimitsu says:
i see
TNSP says:
get to a savepoint man
CrazyYoshimitsu says:
dude
u know where I am right now?
the forest prison.
TNSP says:
there's bound to be a few savepoints around
CrazyYoshimitsu says:
forest prsion is maze of pain.
fuck
all that running for nothing.
and i don't have the key.
i forgot it.
shit
let's play
TNSP says:
send me an invite
CrazyYoshimitsu says:
ok
u get it?
TNSP says:
alright
CrazyYoshimitsu says:
i need a stick badly.
playing pad for this game is pointlesss.
gootecks said it.
i think we know who's going to win.
TNSP says:
You could always win, we never know
CrazyYoshimitsu says:
dude
TNSP says:
Alright I,ll make this fairer
CrazyYoshimitsu says:
i haven't palyed this in a long time.
TNSP says:
I'll use Rose
CrazyYoshimitsu says:
wow
dudei forgot msotly everything.
god i hate pad for this game.
I'm getting mad.
TNSP says:
I'll be kind as well
Let,s ignore the first two matches
CrazyYoshimitsu says:
no
i agree t othis.
to*
that was luck
TNSP says:
that was a ultra but w/e
CrazyYoshimitsu says:
that was suppose to be ex rekkas.
i need stick.
i wonder how much a ps3 stick is.
why is this the only fighters that pisses me off?
fighter*
god i feel like DSP right now.
sigh.. i can't even control furete anymore.
TNSP says:
Alright, I'll make you a deal
You win this last match, we say you win the bet
CrazyYoshimitsu says:
dude after the last 9.
i won't evne win this one.
even8
TNSP says:
Need to use my namesake tho
CrazyYoshimitsu says:
namesake?
finally that is over.
TNSP says:
Rofl
Alright, time for the hazing
CrazyYoshimitsu says:
hazing?
TNSP says:
so your new MSN name
For a full month
is going to be
Ass Pirate
CrazyYoshimitsu says:
sigh...
omg
do i have too?
TNSP says:
You agreed to the bet
CrazyYoshimitsu says:
i have good reasons.
TNSP says:
You knew what the risks were
CrazyYoshimitsu says:
but you were palying someone who suck.
TNSP says:
Alright, Bosom Pirate
CrazyYoshimitsu says:
i through you were joking.
u knew i wwasn't serious
wasn't*
i pick sakura for god sakes.
TNSP says:
You picked everyone rofl
You knew the risks, now man up
CrazyYoshimitsu says:
man up?
let's see
msot of those matches were bs.
even when i tried i could punish shit.
couldn't*
sigh what happens if i don't do it?
sigh....*
tell me
TNSP says:
Oh you'll see soon enough rofl
CrazyYoshimitsu says:
no tell me
the only thing you can do is post thread about it on srk.com or 8wayrun.com
or even worse spread it in flashchat.
TNSP says:
Oh I'm spreading it on 8wr all right.
CrazyYoshimitsu says:
god
ok ok ok you win
but funny thing
this win is kind of pointless.
TNSP says:
I know
It's just for the lul
lulz
CrazyYoshimitsu says:
you beat someone who doesn't give a shit about SF4 in the first place.
TNSP says:
I know
It's just for fun son
Don't get your panties in a bunch
CrazyYoshimitsu says:
i know.
but I'm going to get harass to death about it when my computers gets reformatted.
TNSP says:
I got Jaxel to rename you on 8WR
Or getting him to
CrazyYoshimitsu says:
no
TNSP says:
He's sorta lazy
CrazyYoshimitsu says:
please don't
TNSP says:
Oh yes
You're now gonna be Heiney Jockey
CrazyYoshimitsu says:
heiney jockey?
wtf type of name is that?
TNSP says:
Ass Pirate except classie
*classier
CrazyYoshimitsu says:
where do you get this stuff/
You're boyfriend/
*?
TNSP says:
From javachat
You'll have to thank loli_lover for the nickname
CrazyYoshimitsu says:
fucking emo
let me change my msn.
TNSP says:
Damage's already done, looks like Jay went AFK
Heiney Jockey says:
wow
man this will be hell.
jsut when things were going great.
i need to sell this game.
TNSP says:
rofl, don't let it get you down, it's just for fun.
Heiney Jockey says:
ok
i jsut get tick off playing Sf4 online.
this is the only fighter i get mad at.
doesn't happened in brawl.
doesn't happened in blazblue.
i wonder why?
TNSP says:
Because you don't play me in them
Heiney Jockey says:
what so important about you?
and if we played brawl you pull some scrub bs.
i already know who you main and your cps.
TNSP says:
rofl are you saying I'm a scrub?
Heiney Jockey says:
in brawl
yes
TNSP says:
Dude
You do realize I played and went even vs. most of Canada's best?
Heiney Jockey says:
in brawl?
TNSP says:
Yes
And in Melee
Heiney Jockey says:
with DDD?
lol wut?
TNSP says:
With DDD and Snake.
Heiney Jockey says:
meele?
who you played in meele?
TNSP says:
Peach/Marth
Heiney Jockey says:
shit
ok
sorry about that.
but what i mean is that you'll just chain grab me to death.
besides why is a SF fanboy like yourself playing smash?
TNSP says:
No, I have other shit I can do in Brawl.
I repped Falco at our first tournament and almost sent chester to the loser's brackets (chester = chesterr01 = canada's strongest melee player)
Heiney Jockey says:
oh shit
and who did he play?
TNSP says:
has a really nasty snake
Heiney Jockey says:
i see
but....
question?
TNSP says:
That match is between chester and pkmnvodka who's like right behind hi
m
Heiney Jockey says:
why are you playing brawl.
TNSP says:
I don't play Brawl anymore
But I did at first because I liked Melee
Heiney Jockey says:
i see
why you drop brawl/
didn't like mk?
TNSP says:
Don't like the game
Heiney Jockey says:
i kind of agree.
besides ur main loses badly to a low tier.
TNSP says:
Yeah, and that's why I second Marth and third Falco
Heiney Jockey says:
i see
man
how long will this bitch go?
when it up can i pick a new name.
TNSP says:
supposed to be a month
Heiney Jockey says:
ok
after that month can i pick a new name.
TNSP says:
Yes
I'll make it September 31 because I'm a kind ruler.
Heiney Jockey says:
don't push it
TNSP says:
rol
rofl
Heiney Jockey says:
yeah yeah
gtg
TNSP says:
see ya son
Hidden wager: I get to post this and make fun of CrazyYoshimitsu.
