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In my head, that echoed.

Woke up at 5 am this morning. That's just not like me at all. What is this... sound? Are these what you call... "bir-oo-ds"?

I feel like I should do something productive. I mean I'm here, the sun is here... also. That's what early risers do right?
 
Ghengis_John said:
This is true. We should come up with a list of things you shouldn't try or can reasonably be excused from trying, or conditions or outcomes to anything you could try and make sure it's added onto every usage of the phrase for complete accuracy. Like the "*with these exceptions" clause. Caveats, if you will, sir:

For instance:
Butter does not make everything better.
They're all gonna laugh at you.
Unless it's with a bad crowd.
You really shouldn't touch a downed powerline.
Two words: Wheat allergy.
If you jump out of a window, you will not fly. You will fall like a stone.
Don't do drugs, kids.
All stunts on jackass really should not be attempted by anyone. Ever.
Two words: Colostomy bag.
Putting your dick in a blender is a bad idea for reasons I should not have to explain.
Stuffing your vagina with live firecrackers is a bad idea for reasons I should not have to explain.
Don't go chasing waterfalls.
Her friend is probably ugly.
The gulab jamun at the india clay oven in San bernardino is too sweet.
Don't cross mexican gangsters. It will not end well, cabron.
Two words: Statutory rape.

Ah fuck it, This list is getting too long already. Okay, okay I got it. I'll just come up with an entirely new response.

7.

No one in the history of anything has every responded to that question by saying "7.", I'm sure of it. But shit. That's not helpful. Take three.

I'm sure there's a lot of great girls on those sites who are just homebodies. If you don't like the club scene then they probably don't either, so you already have something in common.

Much better eh? But what are we supposed to do about those slippery slopes... that's a chin scratcher...
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+1
 
Final finals are the beesknees.

Also.
Pay 40k+ for graphic design degree, everyone wants me to design for free. >:C
 
Krit said:
Final finals are the beesknees.

Also.
Pay 40k+ for graphic design degree, everyone wants me to design for free. >:C
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now you see why i don't do requests anymore. nor do i even advertise to do them. let the hobbyists have fun. this is a business for me.

not to mention i haven't touched photoshop or illustrator for about 6 months now. hell i haven't doodled in even longer... i really should start drawing random shit again... i feel like i'm getting sloppy.
 
i love this thread. it represents all the randomness in the world.

for the orderly is dull. Random is all.
 
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after another strange turn of events, I had to drive my hairy ass from Seattle to Escondido.
holy fuck I am never doing that again
 
I wish I could browse tumblr at school, but there's too many dicks on my dashboard.

I know, I know. But I'm a curious kritten, they're like snowflakes! Not one looks the exact same as the other! owo
 
haha John, you shouldn't have deleted that post. (I can still see it anyway) It was funny!
 
i ain't even goin front.. when i'm in the mood to enjoy some stupid ignorant shit.. i go all out fun with it. just so happens i'm in one of them moods.
 
It's my 3 year anniversary being a member of 8wayrun.com!!!! I never would've thought this site would've been around for 3 years! Great job, Jaxel!
 
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