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I made a fried egg sandwich for dinner last night. Here is my recipe:
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Climax.

Lol.

By the by this sounds like one high class sandwich. As a side note, all california eggs are cage free now thanks to a mandate I voted against but am happy to see people actually do care about.
 
To take a guess? "Why are you playing that video game?, You should spend all your free time worshipping at my altar and listening to my problems."
 
To take a guess? "Why are you playing that video game?, You should spend all your free time worshipping at my altar and listening to my problems."

Lol... that's close.

Yesterday she was all, "Hey, so you get off work, open a beer, smoke a bowl, and then turn your game on?! That's all you do! There was 1 dish in the sink and YOU DIDN'T DO IT?!?!?!?!?" So on and so forth.

Oh and yesterday... I gave her "no attention." Sweeeeeeeeeeet....
 
Women are evil. You should say; "fine, from now on I'll skip the work part" O-o Why can't she be thankful that you work and then come home? You could be planting your ass on a bar stool flirting with honeys instead. As it is you just like to unwind a bit AFTER YOU JUST WORKED FOR 8 HOURS!!!!! Women. I'm burnt on them, but the alternative is worse LOL
 
Women. I'm burnt on them, but the alternative is worse LOL

Sigged.

Yeah, and it's not like I play all that much... she just wants my full attention at all times.(But really I think it's because it is a "nerdy RPG") The only time I get to play really is when she is gone or if she starts playing Tetris Attack on SNES. (she loves that shit)

Oh well, could be worse I guess.


EDIT: Oh yeah...
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Lol... that's close.

Yesterday she was all, "Hey, so you get off work, open a beer, smoke a bowl, and then turn your game on?! That's all you do! There was 1 dish in the sink and YOU DIDN'T DO IT?!?!?!?!?" So on and so forth.

Oh and yesterday... I gave her "no attention." Sweeeeeeeeeeet....
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Women are evil. You should say; "fine, from now on I'll skip the work part" O-o Why can't she be thankful that you work and then come home? You could be planting your ass on a bar stool flirting with honeys instead. As it is you just like to unwind a bit AFTER YOU JUST WORKED FOR 8 HOURS!!!!! Women. I'm burnt on them, but the alternative is worse LOL
:sc1yos1:Hakuna Matata:sc1yos1:
 
you can't be serious... what is a coroner....

god, i don't know what you young whippersnappers call these sex techniques these days
but in MY day, people who work at morgues were coroners...

but you kids.... I mean really, does she really need to be helicoptered or wolf bagged? now that's just sick. and if you feltch... you need jesus. and then people talk about dirty sanchez, pearl necklaces, and supermanned..... and then the spiderman... oh lord.... or flying the marlin, iron dragon OH GOD THE IRON DRAGON!! donkey punch, swinging... sigh...

you kids i swear.

oh yeah, what was the one where you get head and then after you jizz you punch her in the stomach? truly sad the fetishes of some people.
 
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