REKANO! You bastard!

The Landslide

[13] Hero
Happy birthday you noggin' donkin', shotgun wielding, power kneeing, fat son of a bitch.

We're throwing down in L4D in celebration.
 
Congratulations to the self proclaimed most important mother fucker on the face of the planet.

You're a year closer to death.
 
Making pointless threads like these, USELESS!

...Im fuckin with ya'll. Thanks so much guys, it was a pretty damn good day. I took it hella easy.

No L4D happened, but. theres always wednesday :)

<3 you guys.
 
Making pointless threads like these, USELESS!

...Im fuckin with ya'll. Thanks so much guys, it was a pretty damn good day. I took it hella easy.

No L4D happened, but. theres always wednesday :)

<3 you guys.

Sorry about L4D partner, I made promises in the face of midterms and didn't deliver!
 
I don't know you, but Chuck likes you and Chuck is awesome. And, via the properties of Chuckmosis, you are also awesome, so here is a birthday ballad for you, courtesy of Dethklok.




Many years ago today
Something grew inside of your Mother....

That thing was you

YOU

YOU YOU YOU YOU

Did she scream, did she cry?
Only those who are born are the ones that get to DIE

One more year closer to dying
Rotting organs ripping grinding
Biological discordance
Birthday equals self abhorrence

Years keep passing, aging always
Mutate into vapid slugs
Doctor gives a new prescription
Bullet in a fucking gun

One more year closer to dying
Plastic surgeons fuel the lying
You forget why you came in here
Your mind rots with every new year

R S V P PLEASE
For the death of thee
You have little time
And you're running out of life

Happy
Birthday
.....YOU'RE GONNA DIE

Now you're old and full of hatred
Take a pill to masturbatred
Children point to you and scream
Because they will become that thing

One more year of further suffering
There's no point in fucking bluffing
Open up your deathday present
It's a box of FUCKING NOTHING

R S V P PLEASE
For the Death of thee
YOu have little time
And you're running out of life

Happy
Birthday
YOU'RE GONNA DIE

DIE
DIE
Death
Day
Birth
Day
Death
Day
Die
Die
Deathday
Birthday
Deathday

R S V P PLEASE
For the death of thee
You have little time
And you're running out of life

Happy
Birthday
YOU'RE GONNA DIE


You're running out of life
 
When I first saw the thread title, I expected the first post to say something along the lines of "Give me my kidney back."
 
Rek, don't eat too much cake, I herd the diabetus lurks within!


o and happy b-day bitchnizit.

cha cha
 
lol The Dethlok song is Rek's yearly tradition to Chuck. Coincidence!
 
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